Why didn't she just not sleep with Milhouse if "saving herself until marriage"/symbolically wearing white was such an issue?
>>214467442She wanted a huge BBC mandingo jungle warrior.
>women>having any consistency or principles
>>214467442>if "saving herself until marriage"/symbolically wearing white was such an issue?It's not, obviously. She has slight doubts at the eleventh hour and they're completely assuaged by Marge's joke
>>214467442The joke is Milhouse has a micropenis.
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>>214467472^This.
>>214467442Women.
>>214467442Millhouse doesnt count
>>214467442Did she cheat in her fiance with Milhouse?
>>214468403the implication is she just fucked Millhouse at some point, presumably when they were high schoolers
>>214467598sneeds feed and seed in each others butts>>214467442lisa is a liberal whore
I am 70% sure a woman was willing to cheat on her boyfriend with me but the fact she didn’t directly reach out to me and I was going off of indirect messages meant for me probably means no.
Whores think they can suddenly re-virgin themselves.
Legit question Would you guys date someone for 2+ years without having sex? As a guy I don't really expect to marry a virgin since I drop a bitch if she doesn't put out by the 3rd date
>>214469247You talk like a zoomer so you're probably a virgin yourself
>>214467442>nobody ever made a youthful mistake at some point
>>214469247Me and my wife dated for more than a year before we slept together. It's been 15y now and 2 kids.You are just a whore, post tits you slut.
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>>214467442Women live a life without consequences, if they do something wrong they'll just shift the blame to someone else and pretend it doesnt count.>oh mommy i really wanted yhis to be special but i gave into desires years ago already..>oh no dearie just say "someone else forced me so it doesnt count">ooh clever lifehack!
>>214467442She only did anal with Milhouse so it didn't really count.
>>214468603But Marge says that it doesn't count because it was with millhouse lmao
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>>214469247I did when I was a teen, because I had no real interest in sex at the time. My gf was very patient with my autism desu. I think it took 2 years until our first kiss even.These days, I wouldn't. There's not much time to waste once you're over 30. Figuring out how the sex life is and moving in together has to happen as soon as possible.
>>214469830When was that, the 1960s?
>>214467472>>214469665>>>/r9k/
>>214469858Early 2010's.I was handsome, but too autistic so the other girls lost patience with me. She was ugly as sin and so had no other options. Match made in heaven or something.
>>214469796What about it? That's a whole season with like 22 episodes. Is there a specific one you are referencing?
>>214469665>Well, honey, I was with a few boys when I was a teenager and gave head to a guy under the school bleachers but your father never had to know about that. XD
>>214467442I miss Phil Hartman
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