>ahhhhhhh guyyyyyyyy
do alphtards really?

>>214468013
Of all the things to choose, you propagate this.

Is that how Asians do a white guy impression?

>>214468013
This movie was building, building, building, and then it just kinda farted at the 75% mark ;_;

>>214468013
they wanted to cast that fat black dude from Atlanta feel like it would not been as effective

>>214468013
>wear a Mickey mouse shirt
>Fag
This was intentional

>>214468013
>Herro, I'm Bobby Ree mom

>>214468013
>im bobby mudda im bobby mom

>>214468013
Come and wipe your hands on me coat!

>>214469283
>>214469869
hell babee... hell hell babee...
she was evil dude.

>>214468013
Why don't you just say "ass"?

>>214468013
It's so kino when you first see him coming

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I literally thought a midget was running towards her in this scene lmao. How tall is the actor, like 4'9?

>>214468013
Why did you scream in the middle of your sentence? Do you have tourettes or are retarded or something?

This director has done two movies in a row where the initial hook grips me but I lose interest after the big reveal. For Barbarian, as soon as Skargard's head was caved in by the interest baby (seriously, the build up to the girl meeting Skarsgard underground was way more eerie and scary than the incest monster showing up) and in this one as they reveal the witch. Shit, even people on /tv/ pointed out ways it could have been more effective in certain scenes, like Wong running up not even becoming apparent until he attacks as opposed to the Jew girl noticing him 30 seconds before he attacks

>>214471205
>interest rather than incest
Pls be kind to me I have dyslexia

>doesn't kill justine when she's sleeping drunk in the unlocked car and completely vulnerable
>instead, sends a mindless zombie in broad daylight allowing justine to escape and the mindless zombie to be ran over by a woman driver at the first intersection
was the witch actually retarded

>>214471205
>"I want more slow burn atmospheric A24 slop please" - This faggot
Ain't nobody got time for that, Barbarian and Weapons are KINO. Give you a little A24 slow burn before jumping right in and going nuts.

>>214471205
He's good at these tonal ambiguity in stretches of moments that are relatable mysteries of dealing with humans.

>>214468033
Name one member of gen alpha who knows who Bobby Lee is

>>214471256
Killing her in the car there would arouse suspicion and send the cops back to her disgusting house. Better question is why didn't she just mind control her using her hair? Distance didn't seem to be an issue since the kids were mind controlled from a distance... so why the fuck did she use her hair to have a fat gay chink kill her rather than just have her kill herself?

>>214468013
Is this Asian zombie Paul Bearer?

>>214468013
PAY VOICE ACTORS!!!!!!

>>214471260
I haven't even seen A24 horror movies. It only naturally struck me that the eerie aspects got sucked out after the ebin reveals. I like the movies though, through and through, but I stand by my position

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Is this a suitable meal for a gay asian school principal?

>>214468013
whats this guys problem

>>214471518
That's a small amount of food for one person I would think?

When was the last time an Asian character was portrayed that didn't make him gay or asexual?

>>214471312
That does remind me that they didn't do anything with that scene were a zombie or the witch lady climbed in her back seat. Completely open plot point.

Did she take some of her hair? Okay, then why didn't she ever use it? Does anyone remember how they dealt with that scene?

>>214471974
>why didnt she ever use it?
she did actually.

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>>214468013
No, Marvel Zombies' Wong! Don't infect me and my pudgy Mary Poppins wife in The Roses!

>>214468384
Mitigate

>>214472113
when and how? I don't recall the the lead girl ever getting bewitched

>>214473271
It's the guy in the OP

>>214473271
she used the hair to send the chink zombie to attack justine.

Doesn't the witch need to have an object of the weapon and the hair of the target?

>>214473348
>>214473367
I see. She had Chang's school ribbons and Jewess's hair. Makes sense now, thanks.

>>214469088
its a wkuk sketch. the final scene is supposed to be comedy.

>>214471211
Glenn got fat

>>214468013
>I'll use my credit card

>>214471150
because he's not some 30 year old unc

>>214471318
>Risten to me son!

that scene made me laugh hard.
just for that it's a great movie in my opinion.
rare thing in my sad life.

>>214475709
Sad?

I'M BOBBY MOM

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>>214475709
bobby...

>>214475448
KEK

>>214468013
It's incredible how terrifying asians look with just applying a lil make up

BOBBY LEE???

>>214471211
Why were his eyes all scratched out yet none of the kids' eyes were/ Weren't the put under the same spell?

>>214478510
His face is fucked up because he caved in his husband's face with his own face