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>You're a dead man, Kirk! A DEAD MAN!
I'm surprised to know Spiner is uptight at cons cause he seemed pretty chill when I met him.
>>214469719is that the guy from the youtube series or one of the pornos>>214469777how long ago did you meet him, bibi?
>>214469816This year actually at a con. We ended up talking about watermelon
>>214469834well i always suspected brent of having jungle fever but now you've confirmed it. how did the chat go?
I spent 20 minutes talking to Adam Nimoy about how shitty the fan Q&A at STLV once. The next year they took pre-written questions only. My bad.
>>214469993You served the greater good anyway.
>>214469993*how shitty the fan Q&A was at Star Trek Las Vegas
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>>214469993>>214470026i find it annoying adam just casually becomes trek royalty despite doing fuck all for it, at least julie has some credits going for her
>>214469776Based dead man Kirk
>>214470051Mashallah I am glad you have collected all of these because Baphomet knows I sometimes have to dig deep to find new epithets every time >t. Shadow President and Alderman of Lazytown, Vic Mignogna
>>214470079I didn't even know who he was. Somebody informed me who he was later.Then I spent lunch in an Indian restaurant inside the Rio staring at Gates McFadden and listening to her talk about how she gets paid less than the male TNG cast for appearances.And thats how I ended up in the DS9 doc.
>>214470079In fairness dude directed two episodes of TNG adn two episodes of Babylon 5, and all four eps were pretty much bangers
>>214469777Cons must be their own time loop because it’s always the same kinds of people asking the same kinds of questions over and again. And you have to act like you’re enjoying yourself to keep the income train chugging. At least Trekkies have better hygiene standards than anime and tabletop fans.
>>214469989He's such a rascal. Don't we love him, folks?
>>214470128And of course:Grand Necromancer Imam, Grand Rabbi of the Debutante Cotillion Society, K-12 Trans Rights Advocate, Mullah of the New Caliphate, and Exceptionally Dedicated Evangelical Muslim Youth Pastor
Who would you like to see headpatted most on Trek anons?
>>214470184reggie is a classy yu-gi-oh player, he wouldn't play with new shit he would stop at xyz cards like every other respectable gentleman
Who is the bravest crewmember of any show from a ship other than the one featured? My vote goes to Lieutenant Kelly of the USS Yosemite. Died forcing his crewmates into a plasma stream to keep their transporter patterns from degrading.
>>214470179Timescape is a perfectly passable episode but I only remember it for the RLM review in which Mike and Rich pointed out how miserable the actors looked the entire time.
>>214470218Reggie is playing Blue Eyes. I know this because I own a Seto Kaiba purse and wallet.
>>214470264what about sito jaxa
>>214469644That episode is kino idk why people don’t think it’s good. Other than Troi not being used it’s pretty well done
>>214470162They get paid more because when Pstew, LeVar and Brent get offered McFadden level money, they say: 'no'. And keep saying no until they get offered gets bumped up. Whereas. Gates has said yes before the phone even stops ringing. Because she has to eat that week.
>>214469865Pretty nice.
>>214470296>Other than Troi not being used it’s pretty well doneWhat could she have done, vouched for Will?>Yes, the Commander fuck anything with a pulse. But I've never sensed the urge to rape or murder coming from his loinsMy hot take is the episode peaked with the cold open.
>>214470162>And thats how I ended up in the DS9 doc.hahah oh shit I forgot about that. That's pretty cool
>>214470451>jadzia is girlpowerdo mallwalkers really?
>>214470392>What could she have doneShe could’ve sensed who was lying
>>214470487lol Kira is way more girlboss
>>214469644how many holes do you think Mrs Dr Apgar has?
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thank you to the /trek/nonnies for adding laughs and silliness to my days. this is a good general
>>214470162>Gates McFadden and listening to her talk about how she gets paid less than the male TNG cast for appearances.Maybe she should have been a better actress. Diana Muldaur absolutely mogged her and was active in demanding better scenes. Not con payment related but Muldaur was the highest paid actor on TNG which pissed off all her coworkers. McFadden's failure to be a more popular actor/character in order to get more pay isn't sexism--it's her failure as a professional. She sucked! Nobody likes her! That's why she gets paid less.
>>214471245I assume you're mostly thanking me. Personally. Because I do so many good funny posts. You're welcome.
>>214471339Do you think Picard ever got to play with Vash's gash?
>>214470537>Pulaski sexo>DATAED>O'Brien dies and is replaced by a clone. Again.>Akoocheemoya, it is time to fuck aliens. Akoocheemoya. >KINO
>>214471329>Muldaur was the highest paid actor on TNG which pissed off all her coworkers.Probably because she had been working the longest and most consistently. Though by that point Stewart should have been working at least 25 years and the whole show rested on his shoulders.
Uhhhh you're Chinese.
Uhhhh you're English
Uhhhh you're Alaskian. I dont know what Thomas is.
I fucking hate when people slander Kirk by comparing Riker to him.
>>214471779But they both have sex!!!!!!!1
>>214471779Riker is way better and way more fuckable than Kirk.
>>214471727>>214471750>braindead liberal whining about Wang playing a Korean being raycis Absolutely BTFO
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>>214471804Riker is the boringest fucking fag in all of Star Trek
>>214471830Thats only because they didnt cast your dad. :3
>>214471818heheh
>>214471727Keiko is Chinese too not Japanese.
>>214471830Yeah he's completely wasted as a character and that goes for anyone in the main cast who isn't Picard, Data or Worf. The rest may as well be nameless.
>>214471934The Maquis Riker was cooler.
>>214471934Riker should have had a son or daughter. He seemed like he'd worked as prime father material.
>>214471329gates would've been paid more if she fucked the right producer or did more on-screen sex stuff, it's her own fault
>>214472026gates would've been paid more if she had an ounce of fucking talent or work ethic, it's her own fault
>>214471830Riker is one of those characters who is deeply flawed and very 'safe', but so damn charming I can't help but love him. And if you think he's boring, I invite you to watch any Paramount+ Star Trek series.
>>214472066Just because he's not the worst thing that has ever been on TV doesn't mean he's not boring as fuck. Don't be silly.
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>>214472066When you have to start saying "b-but at least he's not nutrek" then you know you've got nothing.
>>214472086I didn't like him constantly turning down being captain of another ship. Seems lazy
>>214472147He turned it down because he's on the finest ship in Starfleet. Being SIC on the flagship is more prestigious, and taxing, than spending five years doing milk runs in a 23c rustbucket. It paid off, too, getting command of the Titan.
>>214471997technically he had one in that one episode>>214472147riker turns down the position for the same two reasons: he is still learning from picard and he gets to fuck deana on the reg
>>214472396>getting command of the TitanHe was a Commander for 15 fucking years, Kim was more ambitious. He should have spent less time gooning to miniature holoporn.
>>214472110Is that supposed to be Scottie? More like Nottie!>>214472715>This was considered prime gooning material in 1987
>>214472400>>214472147My headcanon is that after the Borg incident he was forced to make a deal to stay on the Enterprise to keep an eye on Picard in case he Borged out, otherwise Picard would have been replaced.
My headcanon is that Riker is a loser and was stuck as a middle manager because he has interpersonal issues with both lower ranking officers and superiors.
>>214472836That's not Enterprise material.
>>214472836kek, Rikerfags BTFO
