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Booba
>>214469944
This was fun to watch in 3d

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My October is getting sorted

>>214469944
I think the only 2 movies I've seen in 3D were My Soul To Take & Saw 3D.

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>>214470030
I think i only saw Avatar in 3D. Those glasses suck.

Bring back the OG 3D.

>>214469944
I think this was the only film I've ever seen in 3D. I remember getting stoned before and watching it in the front row

>>214470078
Sucks even more when you already wear glasses. The effect anyway really takes the sharpness out of the movie, everything looks too soft.

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>>214469944
>no true stereo version of Freddy's Dead in the new box set
Goddammit...

>>214470030
>>214470116
If you have a VR headset, you can enjoy 3D movies better then they've ever looked.

>>214470150
I only want 3D if there's no headset, glasses, etc.

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>>214470243

>>214470265
Now use that technology on massive fucking OLED TVs

>>214470284
I'm surprised they didn't
>3D... is back!

>>214469944
I saw this movie in 2D, so it just looked like shit and sucked ass

I'd give MBV remake a 5/10 and the original a 4.5/10.

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>>214469944
The guys that did this and Drive Angry 3D were going to do Halloween 3D at some point before it all got rebooted. I think there script is online somewhere

>

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>>214470383
>WARNING: In this movie /you/ are the victim.
I just won't watch it then

>>214470012
Add Honeydew to it.
I saw it last night. Pretty fucking good horror movie.

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What if you could watch the Elvira movies in 4D smell-o-vision ha ha
Just for fun

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>>214470644

Has anyone here seen Honeydew?
That was pretty good.

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>>214470399
I wish someone would bring horrors to my lap

>>214471014
Yeah they didn't do a 3d showing for the re-release here either :(

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>>214470460
too late

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Hatchet was a fun little slasher. Lots of marty’s gra booba, good effects, a bunch of funny parts, and a few good jump scares. The basically just straight up followed the slasher formula and it works. I think that’s the only downside. If you’re a slasher person you’ll like this, but if you’re just a regular horror person you’ll already have so much to choose from. Nothing makes it stand out to me really. It really just follows the formula. But it nails it.

Honeydew was a good horror movie.

kms

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Even though films about a few people in a little spot having awkward interaction are so difficult for me to watch, I just love them. I got halfway through this and wondered if I was mistaken in thinking it is a horror movie, but then holy shit that third act was dark

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Anybody think the Corey Cunningham actor kinda looks like Charlie Kirk? He even gets a neck injury.

>>214471338
Watch Honeydew. It is like Speak No Evil. Better too.

>>214471526
Honeydew was wild.
Definitely in my top 20 now.
Speak No Evil came out in 2022 and Honeydew came out in 2020
Honeydew was definitely better and influenced Speak No Evil

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>>214471338
They made a remake starring young Professor X and the chick from Stopmotion but I haven't gotten around to seeing it yet.

>>214471338
Not a good movie cause the way the couple acted was too annoying. Your typical average betamale.
Honeydew was better.

>>214471526
>>214471614
>>214471703
I will now ignore your movie.

>Honeydew
>starring Lena Dunham
Fuck, I need to stop replying to obvious bait.

>>214470644
heard she filmed this after 8 hours of filming other scenes. the camera operator had to clip his nose

>>214471751
>had to clip his nose
What a little bitch

>>214471649
they replaced the original ending with a generic "Hollywood" ending, just so you know

>>214471526
>>214471703
I'll watch Honeydew. Thanks.

I didn't find Speak no Evil to be bad because the protag was a beta. It was central to the narrative. He even had a whole sequence about trying to overcome it. His passivity is ultimately what got his entire family killed. I always enjoy horror more with flawed protagonists.

>>214471649
I heard it wasn't as good. I'll have to give it a month or so before I check it out.

>>214471745
No idea who that is but the movie was wild. If shit like Speak No Evil og and remake are so popular, then Honeydew should definitely be even more popular and well liked. Your loss.

>>214471856
>Honeydew
Movie also made me think of Tusk a little.
Honeydew was much more enjoyable than Speak No Evil movies because they didn’t force the couple to be super normie average betamale cuck. At least the American remake removed some of that but honestly, the movie wasnt good overall.
Honeydew, the look and feel of the movie was great from the start.
Speak No Evil seemed to rely too much on making the viewer hate the couple.

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good to see Argento made something decent after the 90s

>>214471856
The movies relied too much on the couple being beta. Like way too much.

Here's my movie lineup for tomorrow morning:

>Body Snatchers (1993)
>Onsen Shark Attack (2024)
>You Are Not Me (2024)

Are these 80’s posting from bots?

>>214471959
These 80s posters you conjured up all live rent-free in your head kek

>>214471959
No, they are real posters. Little do they know, they are the ones that prevent lively discussion and more anons from joining in. Imagine being a horror fan, coming in here and all you see are 80’s horror. You definitely know youre in the wrong place.

>>214471526
I remember skipping this one because the reviews said it was jank. Maybe I should check it out.

>>214471898
Haven't seen Tusk yet
>>214471930
I disagree. I haven't seen the remake, but in the 2022 Dutch film, while the protagonist couple were beta they were not entirely passive. They exhibited high-trust values of politeness and anticipated that their culturally similar national neighbors would share them. Even so, they initiated a number of confrontations against the miscegenist serial killers.

The fact that the villains had a whole warehouse full of luggage from and photographs of the single child families they had murdered indicates they knew how to case their targets. The final undressing sequence brought it home that their conflicts of instinct and programming led them to lose their lives. That was the point.

>>214472035
Reviews lol. It probably mogged too many high budget movies and reviewers are paid off in some way. (they are)
>>214472040
You havent seen Tusk? That movie relied on an annoying character too much too.
> whole warehouse full of luggage from and photographs of the single child families they had murdered indicates they knew how to case their targets.
I think youre looking too deeply into that scene. They just went after other families with a kid too. Thats it. lol.

Anyways, out of Tusk and Speak No Evil movies, I preferred Honeydew.

>>214472120
No, they spelled it out in the final sequence.
>Why are you doing this to us?
>Because you let me.

The main characters' assertion of their boundaries but their failure to enforce them was the central subtext. idk if you're like me in that awkward exchanges are difficult to watch but you like watching films which feature them. Speak no Evil is awkward to watch in this way. I'll watch Honeydew tonight with muh dinner.

>>214472194
>Because you let me
So it did rely on the couple being beta pushovers especially in the original version. Kinda like some people sitting infront of dangerous looking people on the subway irl.

>>214472219
Speak No Evil original was too cringe and beta. It wasnt even natural.

>>214472219
>So it did rely on the couple being beta pushovers especially in the original version
Yes, like I said, it was the point of the movie.

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>>214471745
Who the fuck is Lena Dunham?

>>214472258
she's the transsexual taylor swift poses next to to look hot. apparently she does some movies.

>>214471745
>>214472258
>chuds still living in 2012

>>214472270
Its a he? I did not know that.
Movie was wild

>>214472282
they both are

>>214472282
Yeah, /horror has many threads discussing how crazy and good the movie was. You really cannot trust critics.

>>214472299
Everyone on /horror is saying it is one of the only movies that made them feel uneasy in a looong time.
They are also comparing the protagonist of Honeydew to the Witch in Marianne.

>>214472258
>>214472276
lol I forgot all about that potato

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Cool poster. I will watch it tonight.

>>214471217
based. yeah it's almost surprising watching it because there's no twists or gimmicks, just big retard slashin.

>>214463836
Look I warned you it's only for people who like slow j-horror like Kairo. Take some responsibility for your actions.

any furry horrors other than FNAF?

>>214472451
No you didn't

>>214472000
Good. Maybe you'll finally fuck off you brown freak.

>picture of reddit on a laptop taken on a phone
>blatant samefagging

I wish we were an 80s thread when I think about how popular Ratman or Contamination would be

>>214472599
Ratman looks like he could be Nosferatu's son kek

>>214472599
I wish you rats would pretend you were as effective at operations as our maligned transexuals because of reasons

>>214472466
Uhhh maybe I only did 9/10 times. I realized it's exactly the same as Kairo and that film splits a lot of people.
My kino of the year anyway.

>>214472659
don't lie to me faggot

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>>214472630
>>214472655
You may not like it but this is what peak 80s performance looks like

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>>214472550
>>214472550
> Good. Maybe you'll finally fuck off you brown freak

>>214472704
I didn't know you were in any 80s horror! congratulations, you looked great, really.

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>>214472723
She was shocked too

>>214472710
>IMG_2698
Saaaaar bloody canada benchod basterd fuck

>>214472793
that's what my poltergeist looks like when they/them possess a train in hindoostan

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>>214472670
It is what it is.

>>214472851
Try to convince whoever is in charge of your battalion of keyboard disinformation specialists to let you watch Contamination for ways to subvert western harmony. I really think the ancient aliens people are your way in

Rent free

>>214472893
I disagree. See I think you could be spared if you would just stop being such a faggot. Your continent should be redacted but if you get with the program we'll even marry you off to some white woman.

>>214472947
Oh come on goo oozing alien eggs is a sure hit. This is why you're not in charge of which cold war plan to revive, you're ignorant of socioeconomic pressures. Tell your boss you should watch Contamination

BRAIN DAMAGE

>>214472990
>>214472990
Are you talking about Contamination from 1980? I don't have a boss but I'll take the rec. I thought you hated 80s films.

>Oh come on goo oozing alien eggs is a sure hit. This is why you're not in charge of which cold war plan to revive
Enlighten me.

>>214473053
That's the one. The plan's pretty explicit once they work out the importer. You just need to source the eggs, and that's going to be above your pay grade

>>214473088
Well by the time I prepare and eat my evening meal, I won't be coming back to post in /hor/ until tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it. I was gonna watch that Lena Dunham movie but your suggestion looks a lot better.

What are you talking about, though?

>>214473144
i don't want to spoil it for you

>>214473209
Ok

I'm gonna say the n word again

I’m gonna call everyone a jeet

>>214473285
Nightbreed?

I'm going to identify a poster with his filenames and vernacular

>>214473285
Nosferatu?

>>214473285
Nsidious?

>>214473332
>>214473360
>>214473387
negro

>>214473285
Narwhal?

>>214473433
nigger

>>214473285
Nostradamus?

>>214473477
Napoleon

>>214473285
nightmare on elm street?

chimp horror on the way called Primate
>Home from college, Lucy reunites with family including pet chimp Ben. Ben contracts rabies during a pool party and turns aggressive. Lucy and friends barricade in pool, devising ways to survive the vicious chimp.

>>214473580
You crash out even harder than I do, and I have gone on some rampages. What's your point?

>>214472460
Other than every werewolf/animal tf horror movie ever,
Evil Toons
Twilight Zone the Movie -"It's A Good Life" segment
Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey
a couple of the Steamboat Willie horror movies
Furry Nights

>>214473352
Based.

>>214473352
Nice, I will start changing my filenames now

>>214473599
may as well throw Willy's Wonderland and The Banana Splits Movie

>>214473626
Everyone will still be able to tell it's (You)

>>214473646
who am I?

>>214473643
Fuck, forgot about those completely.

>>214473626
Good! I hope you also decide to distribute to discussions.

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>>214473669
(You) are you as I am I.

>>214473590
>January horror flick
>Directed by Johannes Roberts, who also directed 47 Meters Down and its sequel; The Strangers: Prey at Night, and Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City
oh no

>>214473626
Same

all your friends are killed in all sorts of gruesome ways, the killer takes off his mask and... it's your mom
What do you do?

>>214473730
Those are visually nice films though. Racoon City was bad but I loved the truck crash scene at the start.

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I think you're gay and obese desu

>>214473753
Be glad i'm not gonna be killed too.

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>>214469944
Watched The Vourdalak. It was a decent adaptation of the short story. I liked the creepy cadaverous puppet vampire. Some of the scenes were stylized like an old silent film, ex. The peeping with the spyglass scene.
The gay/tranny stuff was groan worthy and laborious. Gotta get those woke points. Right?
I ultimately like the book better because of the ending with the insane finale with the entire vampire family running down the guest, chasing him through the forest trying to stake him with a pike[/forest]
I didn't expect the movie to have this ending. Would have changed it to.much

>>214473753
My mom is 70 so I'm not sure how she'd be able to do that. Tobin Bell's 80 something now though so I guess anything is possible.

>>214473753
Have her make me fake id again

>>214473753
Wonder who the fuck she killed, since I don't have any friends.

>>214473793
the cover has a homosexual french guy on it. the movie is good?

>>214473865
it was the guy you let fuck you in the ass 500 times faggot

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>>214473786
No one ever talks about how sexy her arms are.

>>214473901
kek the homosexual anon has shown himself. youre lucky i cant find your post admitting you were gay

>>214473919
source?

>Summer Teeth
>A man on the run comes to a remote island to help a friend’s grandmother to harvest tomatoes. Little did he know, the tomatoes contain something that will turn the island’s inhabitants into zombies.
Croatian zombie movie?

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>>214473926
It is in the archives. He said something in passing like
>he doesn’t know i am gay
to another anon.
This means the regulars in here know there is a gay here but cover up for him. His husband probably posts here too.

>>214473992
probably a redditor too

>>214473992
Sounds pretty fucking gay to me dog

>>214473992
>>214474008
>probably a redditor too
The gay jeet posts on reddit >>214472258 and has lusted over shirtless Christian Bale before

>>214474016
>>214474008
Obviously. No real conservative would watch Imaginary or Sinners or Watch the tv Glow

>>214474057
>the jeet
Stop letting him or her live rent free here

>>214474074
I don't know Imaginary. Sinners is about niggers. Watch the TV is troons.

Your point?

>>214474106
Calm down, drink another soi latte

watching street trash (1987) right now.

Will put on the Toll (2020) tonight

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Have any of you seen Traumatika yet? I'm going to see it tomorrow.

>>214474167
no I'll catch it on VOD but post your thoughts after seeing it.

>>214474124
Water

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>>214470012
If you haven't seen Edge of the Axe, give that one a shot.

>>214474106
Many anons saw and enjoyed those movies. Some even saw it in theaters.

>>214474378
That's great. What else/

>>214474445
It just means there are lgbt and leftists here

>>214474471
Have you tried not being a gay aids nigger?

>>214470856
>>214471301
I just watched it, but now I'm confused. Why is it called Honeydew?

>>214474100
He's literally posting in this thread, dumbass.

You could have spent this time watching Ratman

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>>214474640
Raatma?
Sell me on Ratman.

>>214474605
Did you enjoy it? Thoughts?

>>214474612
We had a decent run without the samefag spam there. It's once again officially joever.

>>214474682
finna put it on and will report back tomorrow

>>214474612
still going on about him/her
stop it

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>>214474692
Yep, thank god he wasn't here during the Opera edition. Comfiest /hor/ thread in ages.

>>214474682
Not particularly. It seemed to me like it was an overly complex set-up for what can be done a bit more bluntly, and effectively as a result.

>>214474788
You don’t have to pretend you didnt like it

>>214474805
I thought I made that pretty clear with "not particularly." But no, I didn't like it.

>>214474731
Hopefully you get another monthlong vacation before October starts. On-season /hor/ without 24/7 roastie 80s jeet sperging would be an absolute blessing.

>>214474673
He's a monkey rat hybrid with poison claws, all the intelligence of a monkey, all the gnawing power of a rat. This plays havoc with the Carribbean bikini models shoot

>>214474866
Sounds like a winner. I'll see if I can track it down and give it a watch.

I've only just come back from my vacation today but I feel like I should inform you that I hate you for being such a stupid nigger.

Downloading some of the Lamberto Bavas i haven't seen yet.

I'll ask again: why was it called Honeydew?

faggot

>>214474775
He was here.

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>>214474915
that reminds me, I started watching Black Sabbath the other day but only saw the first segment.

>>214474915
Solid plan, I might watch his TV movies on youtube

>>214475001
Nah u are

>>214475072
Whatever you say.

>>214475072
faggot

>>214475030
Those fairy tale fantasy ones from the 90s? Downloaded them too.

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>>214475383
feed me more filming locations

>>214475017
All three segments are kino.

>>214475416
I'm sorry, dude. I found that one totally by chance. Glad you liked it though, I thought it was cool too.