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Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:09:04 No.214470795

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Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:09:04 No.214470795

IT COMES IN PINTS?
THATS IT I'M GETTING ONE!

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:12:52 No.214470852

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:12:52 No.214470852

>>214470795
Did they not have beer in Hobbitland? I know they smoked massive amounts of weed and eat everything in the village. I think they call that the munchies, Sauron.

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:14:12 No.214470868

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:14:12 No.214470868

>>214470852
shire beer is sold in 8oz cans like bud light

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:14:35 No.214470874

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:14:35 No.214470874

>>214470868
There's trannies in GOT? Say it ain't so.

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:15:24 No.214470886

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:15:24 No.214470886

>>214470852
Hobbits drank half pints

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:17:52 No.214470922

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:17:52 No.214470922

>>214470852
the Green Dragon landor had a nice scam going on, selling them half pints

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:19:41 No.214470946

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:19:41 No.214470946

>>214470922
*landlord
yeah I've drank a few pints

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:22:11 No.214470997

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:22:11 No.214470997

What % of the population are hobbits?
What's the crime rate in Bree per capita by race?
Are orcs or ringwraiths counted in those statistics?

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:24:39 No.214471030

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:24:39 No.214471030

>>214470946
>yeah I've drank a few pints
I couldn't tell by your three different LOTR threads you created along with this one.

Don't lie to me, if you want me to keep bumpin.

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:29:26 No.214471108

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:29:26 No.214471108

>>214471030
THEY COME IN THREES?
THAT'S IT I'M MAKING ONE!!

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)14:48:38 No.214471413

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)14:48:38 No.214471413

>>214471108
The other two were dimeless, sorry. One was about the guy who always dies in every film (Ned Stark) and the other was Frodo/Sam.

My only beef with the series is that you can't goon to it. What, fucking Cate Blanchet? Evangeline Lilly? The ugly bitch who said she was "no man"?

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)15:17:45 No.214471781

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)15:17:45 No.214471781

>>214471413
if you cant jack it to Elven babes or Rose Cotton then your penis has served his purpose

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)15:20:17 No.214471826

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)15:20:17 No.214471826

>>214471781
Like Morf the Rat? I've seen Orcs with better teeth. Brits even!

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)16:15:36 No.214472689

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)16:15:36 No.214472689

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>>214471826
>Brits even!
they're Goblins
study D&D

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)16:23:43 No.214472819

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)16:23:43 No.214472819

>>214470852
they had beer at bilbo's party but they must have only had like half pints because small

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)16:45:15 No.214473148

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)16:45:15 No.214473148

what is a pint and more importantly how do I get one?

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)16:53:47 No.214473300

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)16:53:47 No.214473300

>>214470868
this.
a pint is 19oz

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