I'm glad we don't see many mediocre men in movies anymore
>>214471111This why Seth Rogan started wearing pearls like a fag and cucking himself?
>>214471183Rose byrne looks fucking weird here
>>214471111Every time a dumpy, frumpy, middle-aged mousey brunette woman who looks suspiciously like the originator of the project(writer, producer, or director) is fiercely lusted after by two men she has to choose between - one reasonably attractive and also rich & powerful, the other slightly deadbeat but with features and body chiselled from stone by the Greek fucking gods themselves - I can smell the stank of her dusty unused hole through the fucking screen.
>>214471111because an average looking guy has never got a hot woman ever
>classi french movie>old out of shape depressed geezer fucks some tralala young model with brown hair and a huge bush
>>214471183You sound fragile. Your jaw must be so easily breakable
>>214471111That's very antisemitic
>>214471436name 5 kinos
>>214471111Lena Dunham's entire career is shows where attractive men fawn over Lena Dunham and women with Lena Dunham's body type even when other people are around. In her most recent show it's literally about the most obnoxious fat chick on earth falling in love with a rock star.
>>214471111>go outside>23 year old chicks and younger willingly going out of their way to date 30+ year old men????
misandry has become an epidemic
>>214471499I mean I fucked a 40-something or two in college. You should fuck older women and/or men or else you're just sorta going in blind.
>>214471479>Twilight>The Mindy Project>Bridget Jones' Diary>Girls>My Big, Fat Greek Wedding
>>214471501Do Zoomers all think that relationships are about getting the upper hand or something? Like stop playing video games and watch some shitty movies. This is a movie board, chicks love movies.
the sex robot era can't come soon enough, women are insufferable
>>214471552The difference is I'd fuck the shit out of Kristen Stewart, Mindy Kaling, B-List Tina Fey and Renee Zellweger.
>>214471481American society has shifted the looksmatch stabdards. 4/10 women are considered 7/10, and the reverse is true with men.
>>214471626Women are just incapable of objective assessment of attractiveness, so to them most men are ugly and every woman is beautiful, unless a woman is interested in a man that she's also interested in, in which case she is very ugly.
>>214471111ok. enjoy watching newer gens of incels grow in numbers. good fun for your offspring to deal with
>>214471717in 20 years everyone will just be dating AI and we can die knowing that we there at the beginning of the end for our species
>>214471682Just find common ground and build a relationship up from the ground and stop going into every date with a bunch of expectations. Also be willing to change your habits a bit, compromise is the core of all relationships, everything else is just dreaming of having a cheerleader who sucks your dick.
>>214471111Veronica sounds like a cunt
>>214471462You sound cute. I bet you got soft lips
>>214471111Beautiful young women love money more than they ever will a boy.
(((comedian)))
>>214471111This is every Jewish romantic comedy ever made.
>>214472215Don't forget those jew-coded revenge of the nerds style comedies
What about all the mediocre women who are pursued by powerful and rich men? I guess that's fine?
>>214472239>[Film] was a comedy written by [Noah/Jacob/Josh] [Goldberg/Steingold/Silverblatt] was originally released in 1985. [Film] follows the struggles of Joe Bronzinski (played by David Rosen), a well-meaning but misunderstood outcast, as he tries to win the heart of Stacey McAllister (played by Stacy McAffe). Joe surprises everyone by inventing a robot that can throw a football farther than Chad Dorfmeister (played by John Smith) the star football player who dates Stacey and bullied Joe. In the final scene, Joe and Stacey passionately kiss while Chad is shown clearing out his football locker to make room for Joe’s robot who has replaced him.>[Film] was a hit among critics and is now regarded as comedy classic.
>>214471586>Mindy Kaling, get some pride, manand who said Tina Fey? Girls is with that fat monster, whatever the fuck her name is
>>214471111This is a perfect sign of the times. Women so blatantly shallow and entitled they can't imagine themselves with an average looking guy and even in a movie if anyone more attractive than they are is with one it's annoying and unbelievable. And what's worse is "average" for women is like a solid 7 on our scale. We're so fucked.
>>214472596>a fantasy for guys and not for MEEEEE!
>>214471111>this woman agreed to marry adam sandler
>>214471462>>214471900you both sound like 2 lil sweat sugar plums I'd love to taste
>>214471561>Do Zoomers all think that relationships are about getting the upper hand or something? yes a huge number of them really do think this
>>214471111loud funny fat guy with a hot chick on his arm is a real archetype, but I can't think of a comedian who fits the bill.
>>214471570They dont even have to look uncanny valley...those robot twins from Atomic Heart prove its movements and mannerisms that can be sexy enough.
>>214472768Ive experience attempted ghosting from single mothers tho. Ones that came on strong just to get attention and then leave you hanging them. I just pester them til they snap. Aint no bitch telling me to call and then not answering the phone. Ill kick their door open if I have to.
>>214471462lmaoooo seth put down the bong my dude
>>214472830based crazy ex boyfriend
>>214472596someone name dropped adam sandler earlier as though the couple from happy gilmore aren't looksmatched (check out that height difference)well, they aren't - but only because ASand is wearing the smelliest outfit possible for comedic purposes
>>214472986Nah, hes still an ugly jew, regardless of what hes wearing
>>214471465>>214472119>>214472215>>214472239>>214472404genocides a trillion goys with jokes>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences >lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming dailyWhere is Allah?
>>214471111Seth Rogan on the ropes
They fixed this by all the zoomer actresses being unattractive, now its unbelievable in the opposite way.
>>214472680Adam Sandler is a chad tho.
>>214471111or beautiful women
>>214471111All screenwriters are fucking nerds. This is why you get shit like MJ from the Raimi movies or Connie from the king of the hill reboot, complete cunts. They think you can earn their love & respect if you fight hard enough for them but that's really not the case in real life, in fact it's the opposite, the more you persist the more disgusted they get. Fucking retarded nerds.
>>214473563>less than a mile awaylol posting your own profile, or your roommate's
>>214471111We should put everyone under 30 in prison for life.
plot hole disappears if he's rich tho
>>214471111kind ofbut also you see it a lot in real life and you feel like it wouldn't make sense
>>214471111I thought women liked funny guys though?
>>214474492Funny guys are the ones who propagated that.
>>214474522So what do women like then?
>>214471462You have never punched someone in the face.
>>214474104> being this new
>>214471111Spoiler alert: most women are also mediocre.
>>214471111Women can be 35, jobless and still living with their parents and they still call men mediocre.
>>214471111That's a retarded thing to say though, because once a comedian is famous enough to be getting movie deals, ugly fat dumpy comedians do have the beautiful supermodel girlfriend, it's realistic.
>>214471561I used to think they were weird but apparently teachers these days are mega fucked up. It's so much worse than you could possibly imagine. Reddit didn't exist until after I graduated, now every teacher is a fucking reddit mod.
>>214474626I've never met the type of woman who has a Ricky profile picture. Maybe that's not a woman at all.
