>Charli XCX has 3 movies coming out this year and 5 scheduled for next yearsure, most are minor roles, but how the fuck did she do it? she's just a mid singer with zero acting experience wtf
>>214473802Pajeeta
I'm still stumped at how Orville Peck got I to the Street Fighter movie. I get that the movie won't be focusing on strong acting performances but dude has literally never done it before
I want to face fuck, titty fuck, and impregnate this mixed brit thick bitch. BadOh and uh lick her hand veins
>>214473802Her producer and manager is Ag cook. Try to guess his early life.
choli bby
>>214473802She's actually a genuine cinephile and she gets to hang out with directors.
>>214473802Is that a man?
>>214474000are you?
>>214473802There's this thing called the casting couch anon. Look it up
They put famous people who aren't actors in films as a marketing gimmick. It gets their fanbase talking about the film.
>>214473802>Charli XCXThe girl who sung the "I'M SO FANCY" chorus?
I have no idea who that is except that she's a singer, but the answer to this is always, always:> networking> chutzpah> approaching it like any other business hurdleI am a European ESL who has a friend who is moderately famous in the music business. Not "worldwide celebrity" but well-known in a certain genre, and he does this for a living as a full-time profession. He was applying for a US visa to perform at a festival there (the "talent" visa or whatever it's called). One thing in that application is "provide a dozen articles from magazines etc in your relevant niche from the previous few years to show that you've been relevant and known throughout these years". And although he *has* been relevant, it's not really a scene with "featured magazine articles written about you" (ffs it's 2020s, and it's not uptight snobby music).A regular person would probably think: Welp, I guess this means that I don't fit the criteria for a visa, gg.He thought: I've accumulated some acquaintances in some of these online mags, I'll pay them to post chatgpt-generated articles about me and backdate them to required dates.I said: Dude this is never going to fly, first of all the LLM writing style is extremely obvious (I saw these generated "articles" and they are awful with no attempts to even tweak the default style of GPT-4o) and second it's quite easy to check whether this article existed or not in 2019Guess which one of us ended up being correct. He got his visa and it's another career step for him. He approached it just like any other business task in his work.Also this is why Dwayne Johnson is more likely to get an Oscar (if not for Smashing Machine, then for something else) than Bautista. Dwayne is a giga-worker with eyes on the prize.
>>214473947based!
>>214474034Yes I fuck women's vaginas with my penis. Does this person have a vagina or is it a penis? I wanna fuck a vagina, not a man's asshole. Can you relate or do you fuck man's asses? Possibly cut your own penis off and identify as a woman?
>>214474090Yes, her most popular songs are some of her worst.
>>214474096so you're friend is an illegal
>>214474176No, the above thing makes his presence on US soil perfectly legal, literally approved by the Department Of State (or whatever that entity is called). Someone in there did their job poorly and didn't vet the provided links etc properly, but the result is an official act of approval of the work visa for him.
>>214474223nah that's illegal
>>214474250>you're>no punctuation>sentences start with lowercaseIdk why I even bothered.
>>214474301k
I've partied with her. She's genuinely cool and nice. I had to Google half the films she spoke about. She's really sexy too. I was on MDMA and that shit makes me horny as fuck. When we eventually went home I spent 40 minutes on my mates bathroom floor trying to have a wank.
>>214474410and then you woke up lmaoo
>>214474543Nope, it's true. I know people involved in the London art scene and I've met some famous folk through them. I partied with the Fat White Family too. They were really quiet and polite but I think they only really smoked weed, valium and had a few months.
>>214474654*few bumps
>>214473802>but how the fuck did she do it?>*GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLURK*>UGHHHH YOU LITTLE SHIKSA SWALLOW IT ALL>*GLUK GLUK GURGLE GURGLE*there mystery solved OP
>>214473802>Charli XCXI keep forgetting this isn't just something Charli D'amelio is called and is actually a different woman
>>214474654most of them are heroin addicts kek
>>214473802damn they didn't tell me Charles XXXTENTACION looked like THAT
Not too shabby for a pajeeta mutt.
>>214475153Is that pubic hair beneath see-through layers? Has "fashion" gone too far?
>>214473802She's a lieral Pajeeta why is /tv/ getting so horny lol
>>214475153>>214475184Enhance.
>>214474135
>>214473802Does anyone have the Charli pasta about her and another female singer taking ecstasy and having a threesome with a producerIt was posted on /tv/ a few years ago
>>214474113
>>214473802test
>>214473802Is this the woman who made the "All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register sound* song?
>>214475300No that's MIA isn't it?
>>214475300MIA is Tamil, Charli is Gujarati. Zero chance of mixing them up lol
>>214473802She looks like she stinks
>>214475300I remember this song in I’m Still Here
>>214474410If this is real you lived the dream of many Charlianons of >>>/mu/wpop>>214475300Another kino song and artist
>>214475184booba
Why doesn't this bitch ever smile
>>214475369do u poo in loo or nah?
>>214474096The whole "If you are not cheating you are not trying enough" saying has always and will always be true. People, companies, whatever, they don't want idealists they want doers. Every successful person in existence got there by being scum, breaking or bending rules, stepped over someone others or just didn't not followed any expected moral code at all. Rules are just an extension of this, they exist to gaslight cucks into not breaking them so that the ones breaking them face less competition on the way up.
Pre-bogging Charli was ultra hot and also pretty and cute. I hate her for what she has done to her face, but obviously I still want to give her a shockingly rough mouthfucking nevertheless.
