>If I'm an advocate for anything, it's to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else's shoes or at least eat their food. It's a plus for everybody
>>214475430>eating an entire baguette for breakfastDo the French really?????
might have gotten him a bigger plate for that croissant, dumb Italians
Never noticed that coin that's almost falling off before
i just realized he has that bigheaded ogre-jew phenotype like perlman or epstein, the small glasses aren't doing him any favour in minimizing it.
is that Ron ‘Yo Lil Donnie’ Perlman?
>>214475502it's a shoop i can tell by the pixelsplus ron perlman is lactose intolerant, he can't eat bread, moron
>>214475430>Suck a dick. Suck two.
>Marlboros ngmi
>>214475473he shoved it into his asshole
Wow he's so hip and cool
>>214475430smaller! smaller!
Looks and sounds like a faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgN2xJDJ3gQ
>>214475600I heard he shoved two.
>>214475430daily reminder his death was 100% accidental.He died from Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Its a very common cause of death for former heroin addicts and college hockey players.
why didn't he ever spend time in flavortown? too big of shoes to fill?
>>214475925Perfect for you, then!
>>214475925
>>214475430he looks like he's about to start shouting QUI? QUI? at the waiter
>>214475430Wouldn't wearing tiny glasses and smoking cigarettes hold him back from his moving?
>>214476083>Now let me tell you why people who don't eat sushi the way I do should be murdered. I even made a comic about it.
>>214475430Nice 6-fingered hand.
>>214475430What in the fuck??
>Literally, LITERALLY, cucked to death by his p*do gf rest in piss bozo lmao
>>214476188Remind me of your mom
>>214476343Remember my mom
>>214476083This one is a perfect showcase of his substance abuse problems. He doesn't care for the taste of the coffee. He just wants his caffeine shot ASAP
>>214476343>>214476379What??
>>214475537>just realizedI regularly confuse him for those two all the time.
>>214476491I love this shit.
>>214475430If it had been me and my kids prompted into that slop it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been Marlboros everywhere and then me saying "C'mon, lets go get some real food"
>>214476732Thanks Walberg.
>>214475430Getting kicked out of 109 nations will definitely make you feel that way.
RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ3bbWfviSw
>>214476491Wtf is this real??
>>214476083>needs it every morning>it's a beverage not a lifestyleWhy the fuck is this limp dicked tastebud-missing cuck still martyred. Delete him from your mental lexicons and move on.
>>214475430I will NOT have a negroniI will NOT eat the bugsI will NOT wear the tiny opium dealer glasses
>>214475430Name ONE thing this guy did wrong
>>214475430>beautiful french plaza and cafe>everyones whiteImagine what this place looks like now
>>214475430>start that engine>ride that jet>burn petrol for me goyin
>>214475925this is like a /pol/ caricature of a kvetching neurotic white people hating jude
>>214475430He ain't moving now.
>>214476188Quit busting my balls
>>214476491Based Hellboy
>>214476399The amount of alcohol he consumed in his TV show showcased his high chasing addictive personality.
>Walk in on your wife getting plowed
>>214479585Name two
>>214477505fucking kek
I have a negroni fatigue.
>>214476669>the only moment AI was kino was when the tech was still dogshitTragic
>>214475925>AAAHH! THE FRENCH... CAFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR ITS HAM SANDWICHES
>>214482528I have two
>>214477505>Flip an ATV. Flip it twice.
>>214477451Nations INVITED Bourdain to come there. He wasn't kicked out of shit, schizo.
>>214482625Me three
>>214475430The problem of life... there's no real answer, but some ways of thinking let you get you more out of it than others. And there's these rare people who showed that their line of thinking well - renders life, the one thing that there is to enjoy, as negative, something unbearable. The only engagement that should happen with these people's ideas is abject mockery>inb4 but it was their bad circumstancesThere are no circumstances, there is ONLY how you think about things.
>>214475522
>>214475430>Imagine Indian food
>>214475925lmao
>>214475473It’s not just a baguette, it’s a fucking full size ham sandwich. What the fuck
>>2144841525 euro foot long
>>214476007Guy won so hard. All that grift Tony did about being open-minded only to seethe himself to death over Guy (and being cuckolded).
>>214475522lose a euro, lose two
>>214475430>"Just get the hell out of there"Behind those glasses are psychological sui eyes
I'm all for trying out new things in places I've never been by trying to make that into a lifestyle or goal in life is just sad. This guy was nothing but a proto tiktoker
>>214475430Not having roots in a place is such terriable advice for a good life.Join your local rotary club, get involved in a local church at least, even the masons used to be good for this if you can find one that isn’t all 100 year olds.This is how you make real long term friends that see you through the bad times as an adult.People who move often or travel too much become extremely lonely
I would wear that outfit if I had guts
>>214484849No man can pull off a scarf look
>>214475430>have a thumb, have two
>>214484885Come on, surely someone can
>>214475430>coffee>cigs>a whole baguette and no water or something to drink?
>>214482144>>214482528Underrated.
>>214475473breakfast of champions
The entire conceit of Anthony Bourdain is that America sucks and other countries are better, because the food is not as processed and people aren't as neurotic. Except processed food serves a purpose in America, and Anthony himself is neurotic. So basically he's just another self-hating Jew who can't bring himself to admit he's indirectly responsible for the way the world is today.
>>214476491>tfw drank a dozen negronis before having morning coffee
