Donut, anon?
>>214475483You like it when women cry? Whats your thing psycho?
Sure Dex. thanks. BTW can you run some blood samples for me? thanks again. We're trying to find the pizza delivery man killer
Stop grinning like a psycho and get back to work
>>214475483I didn't get my shot tho
>brings donuts to work for coworkerslegit only psychopaths do this
>>214475922In the end he didn't even get to eat one
I once got into the dumbest arguement at work over doughnuts. Or rather what did and didn't count as one. Guy said cinnamon rolls are doughnuts because they are sold at a doughnut store and people agreed with him. After a vigorus back and forth I asked him if chickenwings are pizza because pizzahut sells them and he said "No but that's different." which pissed me off. Anyway, thanks for listening.
>>214476330Bearclaw status?
>>214476359what's in there?
>>214476381Almond paste, raisins, slice almonds.
I would cover for Dex even if he just killed randomsI would not like to be on his bad side and I don't care desu
>>214476381The Home Depot Handicap-Accessible Bathroom Killer's DNA.
>>214476330Cinnamon ROLLS are rolls and by definition not a doughnut, you should get a new job because you work with a bunch of retardsYou were objectively correct
>>214475483>raspberry instead of bavarian creme? there's something wrong with this white boy...
>>214476442why was doakes tummy so bigit protrudes from all his striped shirts
>>214476472Roid gut and constantly flexing your core and lower back makes you stick your dick and stomach out
>>214476472his bbc retracted inside his stomach when he wasn’t horny
>>214476551>>214476652creeps
>>214475483
>>214475516(You)
>>214475554donutman kills pizzamanproof donuts are better
>>214475892
>>214476403if you choose this as your donut, you deserve to get shot 20 times in the back by a midget and die humiliated
>>214476921Let's see anon's doughnut.
>>214476986turn around
>>214478114bright eyes
wheres the gif of him shouting 'fuccckkkkk'
>>214478321
>>214476330>>214476433>>214476986>spelling it dOUGHnut on an AMERICAN site
>>214475483Yes please yum yum XD
>>214476330You're a psycho
>>214475483>just like me>full of donuts
>>214478784noooooo the box was for everybody!!!
i hate that os made him bring vegetables it's so fucking lame and stupid dexter'd never do that
>>214479382i thought it was perfectly charming
>>214479499it just seemed really forced to me
>>214475483a guy who gives me donuts could never be the bay harbor butcher
>>214479532>this is how miami metro actually thinks
>>214479526A lovely moment. The highest expression of continuité artistique!
>>214479382You are not dexter, dexter is not you.
>>214479592Well he's not killing me and I get donuts so
>>214476811My daily routine
>>214479750i never said he was all i'm sayin is it just seemed like they were trying really hard to make him extremely autistic the donuts never needed all that lore it's a cliche that cops love donuts so why tf would he bring vegetables it's just pointless
>>214480010shut up, mister veggie plater
>>214480205no
>>214476330>No but that's different.
wake me up when dexter s2 stars
>>214475483Dex knows me so he lets me grab the only jelly filled
>>214479382wat
>>214475483Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.
>>214481654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HYz7IkmeF8
>>214475483In a cargo box?
>>214475483>it's a Dex has gay sex for tranquilizer money episode
>>214475483thanks dex
>>214475483>Dexter you are a half-hour late AS USUAL because you keep getting FUCKING donuts
They Bay Harbor Lizard On Ice Slider
>>214481465it came out like 20 years ago wtf are you talking about
Is the acting and writing good in this show? I just hate how it is shot
>>214483070it's just constant reveals to keep the seratonin hits. it does try to keep cliffhanger plots to season finales, unlike breaking bad which tries to have a cliffhanger every episode (which feels cheap when you notice it)
>>214483070No, it's a shitpost soap opera like breaking bad but worse, House MD tierJust watch the 'good' seasons (whichever people make their minds to be) and the rest for the memesBetter than The Walking Dead/Prison Break, a little less good than BB and Lost, almost like CSI: Miami but more enjoyble
>>214475483There's something off about Dexter..I think he might be..gay
>>214483191Howso?
>>214482096>Jesus christ Morgan. Jesus fucking Christ. You're the bay harbor bottom!>I really hate that name.
>>214476433So donuts are nuts and pineapples are apples by definition?
Bay Harbor Autist and gf reporting in!
>>214484183post gf ass
>>214484183how is the pen related to the show?
>>214484262Sure!>>214484278It isn't. Grabbed it from work.
>>214484662We're currently watching King of Queens. (Sorry for not wearing the Dexter watch, wanted to wear the Omega today.)
>>214484662>>214484674gross
>>214484183I unironically want his kill shirt. Where did you get it?
>>214484752eBay back when American Apparel still made them. Grabbed it for $30. Because they stopped production they go for like $200-250 now.
>>214484805Ugh. I'm not paying that. Does it fit well?
>>214484843Bought one in size medium and small. This is the small version which fits better. I weigh in at 75 kg so depending on your build it'll obviously be different. Medium was a little baggy for me.
>>214484843Comparison to me wearing size medium when I was 17.
Also my almost complete set of kill tools with the correct Messermeister 12 pocket knife roll bag.
>attention whoring
>>214484662>>214484674thanks anon, great watch and also nice gf
>>214485019Kino
Did zoomers just discover Dexter, or why is there so many threads?
>>214484662>>214484674>that disgusting ass>that vile pair of old ass underwear>that message on the underwear>that sense of glee from the anon posting thinking this was basedfucking gross indeed, disgusting as fuck
>>214476330i fucking hate arguments like this fuck you fuck reddit pineapple on pizza debates you and your coworkers are why i hate going into work
>>214485361several factors play into it: doakes meme got popular because of some eceleb, new season of dexter ran the last two months, so people are rewatching the old episodes
Why is this autist posting his flabby fat disgusting pig of a girlfriend
>>214484995I also have heavily protruding nipples, bro.
>>214476330I'm happy you had that argument. You're right and wrong people need to be told they're wrong.
>>214486481>cosplaying uma and dex at the same time
>>214484662>>214484183>>214484674Haha, what fun.
>>214484662>>214484183>>214484674Peak reddit.
>>214484278>>214484183>>214484662
>>214476330Secondhand infuriated by their stupidity too. Keep fighting the good fight, anon.
>Harrison is not a phsychopath
>>214475483He should be more of a monster on the show. Reading the books atm, he really switches it up a lot.
>>214484995go back to medium, bro
>>214484662>>214484674
>>214479382Yeah, it makes Dexter seem genuinely autistic. Seems like sometbing Sheldon cooper would do
>>214488717yeah, patrick gibson would fit better as sheldon cooper than dexter morgan
>>214487501>he really switches it up a lotwdym
>>214476811I should text her..
>>214488932if you do, you'll hear the audio from that gif
>>214475483There isn't strychnine in these is there, you fuckin' weirdo?
i wonder if that was an everyday thing or just like a monday thing, must have gotten pretty expensive, also didn't people get sick of eating krispy kreme every morning?
>>214488981>get sick of eating krispy kreme every morningwhat? no
MOON, GLORIOUS MOON, FULL, FAT, REDDISH moon
FUCK
>>214489265
>so this is how they'll rebuild doakes>I'm a bit of a robocop myself
>>214475483it was such a perfect world for homer
>>214489309you do realize that deleting your post won't stop people from seeing it, right?
>>214484995Why your nipples hard
>>214489384I posted in the wrong thread and deleted it, I don't see what point you're trying to make. Did someone call you a retard today?
>tfw i'm fucking jimmy hoffa
sex with deb
>>214486248Cool
>>214475483We have specialty donut shops here that objectively make way better donuts but sometimes I just want a fresh Krispy Kreme original. I wish specialty shops would try to imitate those.
>>214489530done
>>214489485>I don't see what point you're trying to makebe careful where you post your shit, retard. that's my point, retard
>>214489530dex with seb
>>214489904Yeah you're retarded. Reverse image search it, dumb fuck.
sex with dexter's mom
>>214488907There's a more interesting difference between the fake persona that Dexter puts on, and his actual self. I get the feeling that the dark passenger is someone that takes over Dexter, rather than his urge to kill someone (which for some reason only is expressed by him tying someone up and stabbing them once while yapping about morality). In the TV show, he stabs them once and it's like a wave of eutrophia washes over him, but in the novels, he spends hours slowly chopping people apart and torturing them to get his fill for a few days. A fun way to tell the difference is when Dex is talking with people in his regular life, he refers to himself using singular pronouns, but when he's with a victim, it's plural. It's never, "I'm going to kill you", it's always, "we're going to kill you."
>>214490196So far, I also like that the weird horny desire that La Guerta has in S1 is in the books, and she's even hornier for Dex. She also gets killed at the very end by Brian. I never saw the point in keeping her around for almost every season of Dexter. Also, I like that both Brian gets away, and Deb gets to know Dex's secret from the get go. There's no touch and go melodrama for 8 seasons. I'm gonna be disappointed if there's no incest.
>>214475483Thanks Dex, these donuts are...killer.
>>214475483Thanks Dexter, but you shouldn't do this everyday, half the people here don't even like you but were cool. I just don't want to see you wasting money on all these other assholes. Just bring the donuts into the blood room where your "real co-workers" are.
>>214479781He's killing you slowly by diabetes.
>>214476472Bloated unironically
>>214478784david lunch lol
>>214476330>>214476433>>214486516>>214487453
>>214475922hey, not everyone can be Doublemint Dave
>>214490089>posts something unrelated to the thread>deletes it like a retard thinking no one will see it>4chan x exists>4plebs exists>waah don't point out the fact i'm a retard>pls google search my imageI don't think I will, retard-kun
>>214491133It's Tyler Robinson AKA the shooter of Charlie Kirk. Are you brown/american/south european/slavshit perhaps?
>>214491325I'm neither of those, but keep on projecting like a retard, if it helps you make sense of the world around you
>>214491350You're new to not only 4chan but forums overall, and therefore underage considering you don't know what "off-topic" is. But yes you are retarded, Mr Broccoli hair
>>214491382I'm old enough to be your father. I'm just certain I'm not because I don't date whores
>>214491396Then why do you act like a 13 year old who just discovered the internet?
>>214491409probably for the same reason you can't speak well>who just discovered>new to not only 4chan but forums overallwhen you learn some english and can reformulate those sentences, then you can come back and pretend you're a real boy
>>214491428
>>214479382especially since he doesn’t even eat healthy
>>214491482>concedingtake your time, adress your mistakes, live a little, touch grass
>>214485361dexter randomly became extremely popular with zoomers on tiktok and yt shorts like two years ago
>>214491544dexter threads were always a hit here. a meme worthy show with a lot of episodes. but yeah. I think the zoomies discovered it too
>>214476330Are they foreign, that's the only excuse is that they are foreign because then the only answer is retarded?
>>214476811Pretty much how I helped create my two sons. >>214476986I tried a "baked" donut recipe and basically just made muffins lmaoI don't really get into deep frying at home, I dont have a fryer only a deep skillet and don't want to fill it with that much oil that it would take to do.
>>214475483On the rewatch I realized that Doakes really is disliked by most of the people there, that's why everyone immediately believed it rather than Dexter the donut guy
>>214491799everybody is a FUCKING FAGGOT, thats why
>>214491799That is true. Everyone know Doakes military background, so it makes sense that he would be a killer.
>>214491133Some of Deb's face expressions she made for The Exorcism of Emily Rose are so utterly horrible the director made them lost media or never filmed at all
>>214491948I've seen this at the theaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvTVqWhssoM
>>214490483What if I just work out though
>>214491818And the fact he killed two different people within weeks apart or so
>>214491799He also kills two people while on the job as a policeman, one under extremely dubious circumstances, and he attacks a co-worker. Even before he's caught with evidence implicating him he's a more believable killer than Dexter who at worst comes off as a little strange but also completely harmless.
>>214491948
>>214490196The TV show obviously wanted to go in a direction where Dexter could be a likeable killer. Him killing bad guys means most audience members give him a pass for his grisly obsession but it's a lot harder to sell the protagonist as a good guy the audience will want to root for if he's torturing his victims for extended periods and slowly dismembering them for joy, even if they are scumbags he's torturing. TV Dexter comes off more like a high functioning junkie that's addicted to murder rather than a sadistic person that's getting off on the agony of others.
>>214475483not right now Dex
Dexter arms in season 2 are insanely perfectThere’s one scene after he gets stabbed at a bowling alley and Lila is patching him upMy godThat veinThe perfect thickness
>>214493113stop being a creep
Body?
