Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me.
That's deeper than the ocean, man.
>>214477129come on at least pick the better quote
>>214477422Been posted too many times
Can someone stream it
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The first 3 movies have an absurd level of production, being in the props and makeup department must've been so much fun
>>214477490begging is against the rules of this subreddit
>>2144775204 is one the most expensive movies ever made and yet it doesn't look anywhere near as good as any of the first 3, wonder where the budget went
>>214477768A quick search says Depp got paid 55 million in salary. So that alone is part of it.
Only God can grant eternal life, not this pagan water. Men! Destroy this profane temple!
Only the first movie is good.
>>214477918the two sequels have the issue where there's enough story for just just barely 1.5 movies but they stretch it to two and fill the first of the two-parter with all the filleras cool as all the set pieces are when they're all trying to escape with the chest, it grinds the movie to a halt for like 30 minutes because the story isn't moving forwardand that's in a movie that already had a 30 minute detour to Kannibal Kove to re-introduce Jack>>214477996did they ever explain what Jack did to Lord Beckett? I'm either retarded or the subtext was too subtle
>>214478025>did they ever explain what Jack did to Lord Beckett?IIRC Jack was supposed to ship a boat full of slaves from one place to another but he decided to release all of them, losing Beckett a great deal of money.>People aren't cargo, mate.
>>214477918At World's End is kino, fuck you.
>at worlds end>came out in 2007The matrix man god playing jokes on us and we don't realize it
>>214478073no there's a bit that implies Jack maimed Beckett and I remember someone arguing that Jack castrated him or something
>>214478025>did they ever explain what Jack did to Lord Beckett? I'm either retarded or the subtext was too subtlejack was supposed to transport slaves for beckett but freed them. i think he was then branded as a pirate by beckett because of that.
>>214477918agreed. i appreciate the technical aspects of 2 and 3. the effects are great and 2 even has some fun scenes, but they're just kind of all over the place whereas 1 is perfectly concise
exploratory viral marketing thread for new POTC film?
>>214479240yep, pirates 6 is coming next year after they finally paid johnny depp $300 million and a million alpacas
>>214477918the other 2 are fucking weird tonally. like they lose the supernatural (very) light horror tone and turn cartoony but beside that you have the weird cuck fetish inserted by whatever jew and then they double down on it in 3 and have elizabeth go on the chink ship ostensibly knowing she was going to get raped or something, fucking makes no sense.
>>214477906Spaniards were the best thing about that shitty hodge podge of a moviet. Anglo that normally hates swarths
>>2144779184 is good but only when the spanish are on-screen. Some of 5 is good.
>>214479291nice
