My name is Austin Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in the patriarchy, and its oppression of women and reading Mary Wollstonecraft for the betterment of womankind. In the morning, if I feel too empowered, I’ll put on two dope queens while drinking my Starbucks Macha. I have listened to 1000 hours of them now. After I keep maleself from being oppressive I use an ethically sourced deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use an organic non-processed hair cleanser, then a clover honey almond body scrub from the famers market, and on the face a Macha based gel scrub. Then I put on my lana del rey and Phoebe Bridgers spotify mix I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because it increases your testosterone and makes you more aggressive. Then moisturizer, then an ethically sourced latinx made eye balm followed by a final local moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a real Austin Bateman. Some kind of male chud nonsense. But this is the real me. Only a real woman lover. Something unproblematic. And though I can hide my male tendencies, and you can talk to me about the patriarchy and feel an understating of the pain of periods in my voice, and maybe you can even sense we read the same literature, I simply am male.
>Don't just stare at it, Charlie. Debate it.
I have severely debilitating homicidal ideation when it comes to someone like this.
>>214478144If a 2016 millennial city dweller that works at a coffee shop was a person, this would be it
>>214478803why do zoomers pretend like their generation doesnt do this? this site is becoming more and more like reddit by the year because of the increasing amount of zoom zooms who crosspost between every social media site in existence
>>214479184I'm a young millennial who's met tons of other young millennials that fit this description down to a T in 2016. Not sure why you're seething. Even if a lot of zoomers are like this which you're right about, that doesn't mean generational gaps are as rigid as you believe lol
>>214479230Why do you hang out with so many faggots?
>>214478144I'm a 36yo chud-lite and I recently discovered Amber Bain (for you), stage name "the Japanese House". Supposedly she's a non-binary lesbian, but I like a couple of her songs anyway because I'm tolerant.
>>214479283I live in a major American city with large swaths of liberals and sometimes go to bars
>>214479184>why do zoomers pretend like their generation doesnt do this?They don't, though, look at the whole "performative male" meme that's been popular for years now. OP is a by gen z meme for gen z.
