>I'm sorry, anon. Please take off your apron and leave MasterChef. How do you respond without sounding mad?
I'd say something funny like "and for that reason, I'm out."
i ain't no bitch
>>214478148Fuck you. You aint nothin but a bitch
>But I don't WANNA
pull out my penis and start urinating on the floor
That's it. That's the final straw. I'm leaving.
In Top Chef the judges have to eat what you make so you know what I would do? I would just shit on the plate. They are contractually obliged to eat what I give them and what I will be giving them is diarrhea grease straight from my Reddit hole
>>214478148What did I do wrong?? :(
I'd just turn 360 degrees around and walk out the back door
>>214478370>They are contractually obliged to eat what I give themNot really they skip shit like raw chicken
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>>214478497>>214478729You must choose
>>214478148At least I can make a grilled cheese sandwich