Another Crank film would heal the tensions in this country.
>>214479289Indeed.He should meet up with Darkman who makes him a new face, and Chev must ________________ to survive
I would watch this if I could actually see his penis penetrating.
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>>214479289As a kid I always thought sex from behind was anal sex. I was shocked at how apparently common assfucking was.
>>214480231You faggots sure love the cock.
It'll be a series and every episode he quantum leaps to another universe where he has to do ____ to survive.
>>214479289They could modernize it by calling him Chad Chelios.
>>214479289Crank guy : You take sugar?Girl getting dick: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
>>214479289Trash doesn't even show tits
crank 1 is a genuine work of art up there with fear and loathing in las vegas for surrealistic, absurd hell rides>what is you gonna do?>i'm gonna kick some black ass
>>214480197Masturbate?
>>214479289/tv/ here is my idea of Crank 3, or as I like to call it, CRANK3D>Chev Chelios is horribly burned after the end of Crank 2>doc gives him a powerful hallucinogen to keep the pain away>absolute fucking chaos ensuesI put a lot of work into this
>>214481831Oh and I forgot to add>Amy Smart is put through a rigorous, real life de-aging procedure that makes her look exactly as she did in the stripper scene in Crank 2>this time there is full penetration >if the rigorous de-aging procedure doesn't work we will still do the full penetration anyway
