You know they make it about Galaxy because they want it to be a girl story again and act like Rosalina's diary was more than just some love for detailAnd you know for a 100% fact that Peach won't get kidnapped and ask for Mario's help, even though this happens in the Galaxy games
You're trying too hard.
take your meds and touch grass, in that order
>>214479338They should just give Mario a chastity cage at this point. He didn't do shit on the first installment, and he won't do shit in this one either.
Mario Galaxy? More like Mario Gaycuckery. Just go ahead and make Bowser a huge black guy and let him win in the end. Fuck Peach better than she's ever been fucked before, Mario in the corner watching. Das rite whitey. Take my fucking money Miyamoto! NOT! Go ahead and make Mario trans. Make Peach trans. Make Mario and Luigi kiss. Have sex with Toad. Rape Yoshi. Put a Goomba up your ass and then fart it out. You know what Miyamoto, why don't you just film yourself jerking off onto my face and that can be the fucking Mario movie? Would female audiences like to see me slurp up Shigeru Miyamoto's sperm? Would you like to watch the Koopa Troopas run a train on my gay ass? Gangbanged by turtles much? Is that degenerate enough for female audiences? Do they need to see Miyamoto spanking me? Do they need to see me give a blowjob to Donkey Kong? Imagine those little goypiggies shoving popcorn into their gaping mouths while I eat all the pozzed sperm and male asshole in the Mushroom Kingdom. This is what the Jews want. This is what Israel wants, not me.
>>214482104bro
>>214482104Kino
Rosalina is gonna be trans
I just want Bowser to be sexy. is that too much to ask?
>>214479649>leftists in media forcing their girlboss stories and propaganda into entertainment>t-t-take meds! (stop criticizing and noticing)
>>214479583>>214479649Peach literally said >I don't consent to being rescuedIn the first movieMaybe you should return to reddit. Everyone eats your propaganda up there
>>214482104Chuds really talk exactly like this and think nobody notices