The food, officer?
>>214481755It was hot when I picked it up. Good luck
>>214481755>Your crime? You ordered food, left some on your plate, and didn’t request a foggy bag.
>>214481755The charge of first-degree murder requires premeditation and malice aforethought. Every game had a clear and undeniable path to survival. The traps were designed with a key, a combination, or a choice that allowed the participant to escape. The risk of death was not the intent; it was the consequence of the victim's own choices. This is not murder. Kramer himself often said, "Live or die, the choice is yours." The decision to fail and die, rather than endure the pain and live, was not his.As for kidnapping, the legal definition involves a demand for ransom or a malicious purpose. Kramer's purpose was to rehabilitate them. The freedom of each individual was always a choice, not a hostage situation.He's a free man.
>>214481755>Lift or diet. Make your choice.
>>214481755>one cheese please, Speedee!>a slice of cheese, sir?>plastic wrapper on, I like it crunchy!
>you got fat and didn't value your life or something so now you have to eat this garbage bag full of butter or Todd here will shoot you in the face>hey, I'm Todd>live or die make your choice
>>214482402There's definitely premeditation and malice.
>>214482402>all of those games requiring at least one deaththat intent shit is not gonna fly
>SLAW
>>214483576i'd love to see you make it stick. there are literally no valid charges
>>214482402at MOST you could maybe get him for a type of trespassing. Maybe some kind of vagrancy law for setting up the traps in the buildings or littering because he leaves his machines around. With a good prosecutor the city could probably get him to pay a hefty fine.
>you were born into a civilization where everything was already built for you. Everything was safe. You had ample opportunity with everything you need at your fingertips. The generations before you did not have anything close to the chances that you had. What have you done with it? You've thrown it away and spat in the face of those who sacrificed so you could be born.>in the room is a set of bricks with some mortar. The key to your escape is sellotaped to the roof 15 feet above you. Your only chance of leaving this room is my planning and constructing a platform tall enough with the few bricks I have left you. That morter is going to dry soon.>Live or die, the choice is yours.>Good luck.
>>214481764kek
>>214482402Nobody has ever successfully refuted this
>>214484397>The key to your escape is sellotaped to the roof 15 feet above you.I just throw the bricks at the roof until I slowly chip the area around the sellotape.
>>214482402>What? We're not charging you at all, see, the most you could accuse my department of is kidnapping. Those handcuffs around your wrists? There's a key hidden somewhere here in the prison. Find it before the date of your execution and you might just survive. Your life is in your own hands, Jigsaw. Make your choice...
>>214486375>The key to my cell...>Is in your pocket
>>214486457https://voca.ro/1juDpAjrJ6jL
>Scott, in your day to day life you frequently throw out food that's only a few days last expiry. You believe wasting food without telling me about it is a- >little puppet's tricycle breaks because it's also fat
>>214481755https://voca.ro/1lFqWzcrqbH1
>>214481755>The food, officer?A little treat from Baskin-Robins
>>214486567>Rob Reiner…for countless years your classic film The Princess Bride has delighted and moved us. What would it take to move you? In front of you is a treadmill that is set to unlock that box once a mile has been walked on it. Within that box is a Little Debbie Zebra Cake and within that cake lies the key to your freedom. *bag crinkle noise over the loud speaker followed by munching noises* if you do not walk a mile within the hour the door will seal shut and you will be trapped within this room…forever. Live or die…let the games begin.
