>Please, don't eat me
Before and waaaaay before
>>214481852He's a big guy
>>214481852Wow, no wonder Chris was so fucked up with that fat tub of goo as a dad. He looks like he sat on his ass and yelled for people to bring him things, nothing ever being good enough. Fuck him.
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>>214481852My god, the absolute size of those pants
>>214482801You could stich a whole tent out of those
>>214481992It wasn't like that at all. There were four brothers and they all loved their dad, a wealthy insurance executive with a sense of humor. Sorry you didn't have a proper dad. Makes you bitter and angry and dumb.
>>214482925No person that fat is mentally right
>>214482925>wealthy insurance executiveLooks like a guy with a really good sense on who deserves to live and die, what with his GIANT FUCKING DIAPER PANTS
>>214482925>proper dadHow can you be a proper dad, being that fat? How? HFCS wasn't even in everything back then, how do you justify being that fat back then?
>>214481852>dies at 63, a little over a year after chris diedWtf is it with 63? Why is that year such an age filter? Unless you die in a freak accident, it seems pretty hard to naturally die earlier than that
>>214482961did a fat boy sit on your face when you were a kid?
Farley's autopsy showed his arteries were 60-80 percent blocked when he died. Even if he would have quit drugs he would have been fucked.
>>214482978>how?Be a Milwaukee fatty that eats cheese and drinks beer all day
>>214482961He’s from Wisconsin where everyone’s fat like that
>>214481852I remember Chris saying in one of his old talk show appearances on talk “me and my dad been going to every fat camp our whole lives and could never lose a thing” are fat camps even a real thing? Always felt like something that just exists in Disney movies lol
>>214481852>no belti will never be able to sleep again
>>214483008Being a good father is leading by example. Being a fat drunken sloth is not being a good father
>>214481852I never understood if you’re that fat why’d you choose to do the giant pants pulled over the shirt over my giant gut look
>>214481852I remember in one of those Farley documentaries they mentioned his dad was over 700 pounds dang I didn’t even know people were TLC fat back in the 80s/90s
I eat a shit ton of food and am 95kgs at 6'1I have no idea how much you'd have to eat to get that big. you'd have to be eating every minute
>>214483104>6'1">200 poundsGreat, you aren't anorexic. We're talking about Americhads, not metric using queers that are the first in their entire lineage to not be considered underweight.
>>214483104The cast of SNL said when they would have after parties at a restaurant, Chris would order 2 of everything, usually a big steak and all the sides, and he would have 2 of those.
>>214481852It’s weird how there’s that one Farley brother who’s skinny but all the other brothers look just like Chris. These two were always in bit parts in lots of Sandler Spade and Norm projects. Do the other brothers think he’s a sellout for not being fat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC_tLelvCN0
>>214483043His gunt is the belt
>>214483149Rob Lowe mentioned on the Dana carvey david spade podcast that on the set of tommy boy they went out to diner and Farley would put a big piece of butter on every slice of steak, and when people would br like wtf are you doing? He’d say “I’m giving it a hat!” um based!
>>214483209>I’m giving it a hat!”
