HOH: VinceNoms: Ava, Keanu, KelleyVeto: TBDpreviously on /bb/: >>214480108
LAUREN
yeah
>>214481944IS
hanging out with lauren when shes bored
First for Ashley
>>214481955bored
Ava spilling to Lauren about what Keanu said earlier
>>214481961It's a shame she never gets them out. Her in that tank top today had me kicking like a cartoon rabbit.
>>214481961Ashley is a useless loser
>>214481985the weasel has been drained by the emotional vampire
>>214481984For real them titties are DUMB nice
>walk me through how you feelughhhhhhhhhhh
>CAUSE I LOVE YOU... in this gameKELSEYQUEENS NONONONO
>>214482000lauren is walking this house
>>214482044
Kelley says she would use the veto on Ava
>i want to get there more than anything. and i want to get there with you.>is that really what you want?
I'm going to bed before they actually fuck for real & he truly does piss it all away on a crazy. Love ya /bb/
they are like 10 minutes away from an "accidental" kiss
>>214482000she needs someone to play with
>>214482073night babes
>>214482073night sis
>>214482089>I am running the HOH>you fucking sit there kelley
>>214481934>noms/JUST WIN/
PUT MORGAN UP AS A RENOM
>*Looks at you*
>>214482113PUT HER UPPUT HER UPPUT HER UP
>>214482108based blondren
>>214482005
>>214482117O_O h-hey
>>214482124yes i missed that one
>>214482117*gulp* h-hi
>>214482124>this is who morgan is having a 83 day melty over
threesome with mastermind and ainsley
>>214482113Nice
Morgan thinks vinny and lauren have final 2
>>214482113loma take a nap, you're drunk
>>214482230they do
>>214482000That angle missed the little wave she did to us
is vince getting off on this
>>214482248lauren is perfect
>>214482255Kinda seems like it. They're codependent to a T.
>>214482248I wish I could buy her a plushie to get delivered
>>214482255he might be desu
>>214482255i have no fucking idea what the man is doing. im assuming he is praying that lauren wins the veto AND doesnt use it. cause if someone comes down. he is going to be double fucked. and if its ashley winning and taking ava down. triple fucked.
Funny thing is Vince gon have to have this same convo with Kelsey when the season over
ummmm /bb/sisters.... I thought the boycott was a flop!??!
>>214482248she got them arms SWINGING
I miss Reanu
>>214482295all i know is they shut down streams hard for that episode but they've been cool sinceI think they wanted to mitigate the backlash
>>214482295wonky tuesday schedule episode didnt help anything id wager
>>214482295>episode on a special night that never has episodes does the lowest ratingthat’s obvious
>>214482295You need to be careful you are comparing like with like with ratings. There are a hundred different ways to twist them and present them differently.
>>214482295the weds/thurs ratings would be more telling since thats the normal timeslot for the show
>enters with 0 bitter ex-girlfriends>leaves with 2
VINCE YOU DIDN’T KICK OUT KEANU WE NEVER GET TO HANG OUT
did Keanu already turn on Ashley? ava is saying she has Lauren, Keanu, and Kelley to stay
Please don't go wrestling and get caught up in ratings. /bb/ is marked safe from console warring.
>>214482363you hear Dom won the AAA title tonight? I was watching feeds
>>214482363but the demo
>>214482295That post is bullshithttps://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/big-brother-season-27-ratings/Tuesday's episode was 0.51/3.347 millionWednesday 0.65/3.206Thursday 0.57/3.195
>>214482295just went to look at real stats and it seems like more people watched rachel get BTFO than the live eviction episode. and that's including that it being on a weird day
>>214482018
imagine glenn on this season instead of rachel
>>214482358yeah, cause vince told him ashley was saying keanu was the one spreading the showmance gossip around the house
>>214482429prettiest mspaint morgan ever
>>214482429
>>214482429It took her like 6 attempts to finally get a tear out
>>214482467kek
>>214482467it do be like that
>>214482467
>That voice crack when Vince said "I love you... in this game" to MorganHow is this guy still in denial about his cheatmance? He was nearly in tears in when Morgan implied she was breaking up with him... in the game.
for anyone who missed the initial eavesdropping on kitchen from HoH into first part of morgo meltyhttps://streamable.com/jw9odi
>>214482509god bless you anon
king keanu has brought vince back to life after morgan drained him
>>214482565damn those black lsu linebackers really stretched out lauren's mouth
>>214482577this image will always make me laugh
i'm on the wrong fucking season bro
>Keanu HoH>He puts up Vince, Lauren, MorganOn a scale of 1 to kino how good would this be?
KEANU WAS ON THE WRONG SEASON
>>214482618>>214482624He’s on the right season cause without blockbuster he would have been out a while ago
>>214482335
homie didn't even want to talk game or play at all
>>214482618>>214482624Keanu's on the right season, he's too much "we should do what I want" and winning comps has helped his game tremendously in most other seasons he gets backdoored before week 4
keanu is the reverse dr will
blockbuster sucks. they should bring back the fan favorite twist, battle of the block!
>>214482710>hey wouldn't it be cool if there was a divided house, two HOHs win from opposite sides, and both their nominees compete hard in the BOTB comp to take themselves off>never happens>it's just largealliancebowl
Morgan should be removed for mental health reasons
>>214482781NO SHE SHOULD NOT
Lauren veto -> Ashley renom -> Keanu wins BB -> Ashley evictionKeanu HoH -> Lauren/Morgan -> Ava renom -> Morgan evictionCap it
>>214482822this shit don't make sense
>>214482781
thighs
>>214482839Ashley and Morgan leave back to back on Thursday
>>214482847kek
I find Keanu unattractive
I find Keanu sexy
Morgan should trip down stairs
what was vince’s zing
>>214482847perfect
>>214482929cry baby
>40 nominations this season>0 for Laurenhaters will say it's a coincidence
these girls dancing
>>214482870yea, that's not happening
>>214482981Pretty privelage
>>214482990kelley totaling sperging in the back
I thought Lauren was supposed to be a good dancer she's totally lifeless
>>214483014>on a season with Rachel "evict the prettiest girl immediately" Reilly
>>214482965he does love him some crying
https://x.com/maxshoh/status/1966527530849956135
>>214483085thought this was gonna be a cum tribute
>>214483085man i couldn't see shit just flash flash flash flash
WOMEN'S ALLIANCE F5 IN THE LIVING ROOM
>>214483065Meds, schizo
>>214483085blessed shoutout to the blonde from Gen Vwatching the TNF game I saw Gen V season 2 is coming in a couple days without the male lead who mysteriously died in a motorcycle accident
>>214483123Did you ever hear the tragedy of Cassi Colvin the Beautiful?I thought not. It's not a story the Rachelhags would tell you. It's a /bb/ legend.
Ashley got moves
Morgan acting so friendly with Lauren when she despises her guts simply for being young and pretty is scary. She’s pure evil.
>>214483152and then kristen. or was it brit brit?
>>214483167Kristen. and Annie too
>>214483167don't forget annie and monet! don't tell r/bigbrother that Rachel won W2 HOH in BB12 and did everything in her power to get out the only black in the cast
>>214483180>>214483197ah yes. annie with the nice tits.
GIVE THEM ALCOHOL
Morgan after Lauren she wants to upstage her
I love lauren
this is so cringe but it's bringing morgan & lauren together if only temporarily
>>214483232THISDO IT GROD FUCK A VETO
Lauren mogging
5 retarded dumb whores
>forget what zingbot said you know I'm about the girlsoooooooooooooooo
>>214483291jimmy would've been right in the middlehe loved this cringe theater kid bullshit
>yo you know im morgan>and i got the curls>forget what zing bot say>cause im for the girls
>>214483291boyz in the corner
keanu gets to watch
>>214483291but enough about your family dinners
>>214483291>My name's Jimmy>I love taking dick>but what really fucked me over>was trusting in mickWE'RE BIG BROTHERWE'RE WE'RE BIG BROTHER
>>214483327kek okay this one was good
kek morgan already wants to outshine that with a judges rap
this is cringe
"I'm Ok, You're A Dope: A Guide To Lauren's Transactional Hair Clamper Analysis"
morgan is physically making me cringe
Zae bursts through the door and asks if they're doing cheers
>>214483371>this is cringehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_You_Like_It
>raps she's for the girls>immediately wants to do a similar rap excluding 3 of them and bringing in Vincethat's my morgo!
MUH JUDGES
ashley stop singing at the top of your lungs unless you want the 3 girls you're excluding from rap 2.0 to hear it
>the judges>and there's only 3 of the 5 left at final 7let it go bruh
holy shit Morgo about to make """peace""" with Lauren
Morgan practicing a truce speech for Lauren!
THE JUDGES THE JUDGES
>>214482509Part 2 - i think there was a little bit after this but its just more of the same. this had the 'i love you... in the game' bit, i believehttps://streamable.com/h4wcao
>truce with laurenFINAL 3 WITH VINCE HAVING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN LAUREN AND MORGAN WILL BE HAPPENING!
morgan wanting to call a truce with lauren means lauren won
I have no idea what's going on, but it looks great, and, after all, isn't that the only truly meaningful thing in the universe, in full karmic existence?
>Rachel Reilly you're a BB Legend>You took this game straight to the edge and>Faced the hamster wheel without a single vote>At least you didn't need a lifevest to float
>>214483484Lauren's a goddess! Beauty, and brains (she is concerned she is not perceived as "speaking with gravity"). She probably wants to cuddle puppies and kittens, too!
>>214483484always
>>214483534love and life
just got back from the bungalow. where are we in the timeline?
>>214483389was he actually a male cheerleader?
>>214483559Morgan melty #2163617 which was riveting feeds to /bb/ apparently
>>214483559Lauren continues like the Colossus, astride the harbor at Rhodes.>>214483534Others supplicate.
>>214483581yeah so boring. id rather watch them play mafia!
>you are probably not processing this case its too much
Onion, garlic salt.I'd have done garlic powder but (something something.)Garlic powder vs. garlic salt. I swear to god, I want to take a beginner's culinary class where they introduce you to actual experiential understanding of this kind of stuff.With Lauren posters on the wall.
>>214483581this wasnt just a regular ole morgan melty though. this was a vince picking lauren over her AGAIN and sowing the seeds of finally killing their final 2 melty. it WAS pretty good.now veto is in play with a potential for a THIRD time vince has to make a choice between morgan and lauren. and grod willing, he picks lauren again and that will be the mother of all morgo meltys that end all meltys
>>214483604F2 Supernova
>>214483678>vince picking lauren over her AGAINit was lauren going "plz don't nominate me we have a F2 :("and morgan going "you have to nominate lauren or else"he kept both of them safe and didn't give in to morgan's insane demands
Lauren’s green bra
"California roll"Other 49 states: "California", in a context of cuisine, means avocado.Lauren is my California California.
>>214483788wait which state has weird california rolls?
>>214483803the states that use avocado in their rolls
Vince namedropping erewhon
"Wow, Trader Joe's has $21 smoothies!""Wow!"(fish)Terminate me.
>>214483816a california roll is (imitation) crab, avocado, and cucumber, with the rice outside of the seaweed. It's like New England clam chowder, Hawaiian pizza, Philly cheesesteak, Chicago deep dish: everyone knows what it isare you living in alaska or something where they don't have avocados?
Comerica mentioned
lauren with coke bottles
>>214483889she’s soda drunk
>>214483860California rolls are one of the few sushi rolls I like. And then there's that + cream cheese. I don't know what that's called.Just stay away from shashimi = raw fish, and, god help me, I'd invite the Death Star to visit Earth, roe, holy god hyper-fishy ain't a thing, thanks."What about Lauren's fishy?"Well, [description interrupted].
filename
>>214483905that's a philadelphia or philly roll if you ever go to a korean supermarket try the fresh sashimi, also spicy tuna is the shit
realistically what do morgan and ashley have to be mad about? there are no judges on vinces block
>>214483936I love blackened tuna, but that's cooked with spices encrusted around it, be sure to request the spicy encrustation to be presented and not deleted, but, if I ever were to try raw fish, tuna would be the first tentative step.
Damn, Lauren keeps effin' with her arm again. What did I miss? Does she need medical people to sweep in and comfort her, including TLA males to reassure her of the stability of her position in reality of purpose and consideration and wisdom?
>>214483860you can get real crab cali rolls on the west coast
kelsey lives in arizona
>>214484020>you can get real crab cali rolls on the west coastI'd get those and a tiny bottle of Anya Taylor-Joy funk.Come on, greedmeisters. There's money laying on the ground!
>>214483969for the record, I had some really bad expired sushi earlier in the year and had horrible food poisoning for like 3 days, I'll spare you the details but exactly what you're imaginingget some fresh spicy tuna sushi, sniff it like a cat, make sure everything's nice and squishy and you'll be fine. If the rice is hard and it smells weird, be smarter than me and toss it out
did lauren really cook an entire pan of tater tots for herself? how can anyone seethe at this girl
>>214484064Morgo went upstairs with a plate to spend more time yelling at Vinny for not nominating the angel who made the tots she was enjoying
lauren pulled vince in front of morgan
>>214483673Just mince garlic very finely. It's easy to do and garlic lasts for a long time so you should always have it around
>>214484058On a business trip to Florida, one of my buds, his eyes, and avant garde cachet bigger than his capacity, ordered a full-blown shashimi boat from the Japanese restaurant corporate took us to as a reward. I ordered teriyaki chicken, bold, I know.Anyway, he got green faced when presented with the reality, so a Russian colleague consumed it on his behalf. Later, I went with him as he chugged two Burger King quarter pounders.Later, we checked in, and I laughed for a solid hour as Jesse "The Body" venture had won the Minnesota governorship that evening.God damn. All these memories, like tears in rain.
>>214484081oh well that makes it even better then
>>214483529
>>214484117last time I was in Florida I got too drunk at a strip club and tried to convince two bartenders to give me a lapdance
laurens hitting up the shitter
lauren should set up cameras in her house when she gets home so we can keep watching her
>>214484151Exactly! Big Brother: After The Backyard!Creepers track popular houseguests, with their permission and sharing in the profiteering on our perversions!
>>214484167based
>sharing sweaters>water cup storyIs he subtly trying to make Morg jealous now?
>>214484151I'm already wondering what to ask her in her AMAMaybe which of the Rens she likes best? She might be creeped out tho
lauren is going to bed :(
did the mastermind appear? they keep mentioning him her or they
>>214484151holy based department alert
>>214484181Lauren and I, eternally-living vampires, survive long enough to piggyback on humanity's first FTL spacecraft, spreading out to the stars.Eternal, our intense intimate knowledge of each others' funk, now evacuates the solar system, like tawdry, nay, cheesy Star Trek villains, escaping to plague the stars.Umm.Unless you have a better fantasy.
kek here comes keanu's bravado
>>214484205i am too then its like were sleeping together
Lauren isn't THAT hot and her personality is that of a retarded puppy
>>214484236First half does not track. Second half, well, "And?"
>>214484229one of the feeds should just be her bunk cam
lmao vince
>>214484236Her personality is different because the cameras are on.
Apologies for capping an nbomb
keanu still seething at lauren even though vince just put him up
>>214484236i don't think she's "hot" either. Pretty, yes with a nice body. I could give or take her personality, sweet as it is it's just not that interesting to me. She's just a young woman. Her voice is lovely though. It's very soothing listening to her try to talk.
>>214484236she could legit be a famous actress if she had the tiniest ounce of acting talent
>>214484280considering today's young actresses? sure why not
>>214484273>Her voice is lovely though. It's very soothing listening to her try to talk.This. It’s really soft and warm. She should do ASMR.
kek>you are going to tyla yourself
>>214484236Her mannerisms are just so unnerving and it's both shocking and unsettling that any grown man could see her as a sexual entity as child-like as she is.
>>214484273>>214484298I agree about her voice>>214484280She looks good here but you can also barely see her muskrat FAS face
>>214484299go native girl
why does vince feed into keanu's delusions?
>>214484307Yeah it's strange. Like right here, >>214484299 it doesn't seem as if she is trying to be sexy. She looks like a 5 year old girl imitating what she saw on Tik Tok or a music video.
>>214484258effin' saved, 'Personality of a retarded puppy.jpg'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8205kJSig4Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8205kJSig4AWhat you say in irony, I say in conviction. What a piece of work is Lauren. How noble in reason. How infinite in faculty. In form and moving, how express and admirable. ***In action, how like an angel***. In apprehension, how like a god!
lauren
>>214484331>>214484280"...how like a goddess!"
>>214484327Spot on. I have 12/13 year old nieces beginning to look of age that still act like that and that's exactly the vibe she gives off. I'm not some seething hag but the Lauren simpery is pedo-coded
More like Snorin Borin Lauren who has anons boipukkis pouring
>>2144842551 hundo p
seething with lauren seethers on a late friday night
>>214484375Vince said seethe at the same time you posted that
seething with vinny
Kelseysisters, we're getting our dirty laundry aired out...
>>214484392noooooo not my 2x panties!
What's showergate
>>214484400vince got caught jacking off in the shower
kelly bros.....
>here you are with the 2 hotties of the season as allies and my number ones ally is a bugkek
Yeah I bet Kelsey is absolutely jovial
>>214484348>but the Lauren simpery is pedo-codedfoad>>214484375>seething with lauren seethers on a late friday night'struth!>>214484280>she could legit be a famous actress if she had the tiniest ounce of acting talentAs the once-every-5-seasons Hollywood-gorgeous entrant, you're not wrong. I once mentioned Sis was the most recent previous entry.Whether they have the talent and/or impetus to make a stab at acting, their looks are up to the best Hollywood wants.Hell, she's even got a real, cute, above-mouf mole. You can't custom-design a cuter entity.
>>214484400#showergate was ashley's long ass shower that got her put up the first weekor it could be this idk>>214484400
Why is the hobbit always picking its nose? Seriously. Did no one teach it manners?
Body-ody. Simple as.
>>214484418how does he come up with these great lines
>>214484431cool it with the antisemitism
>>214484424It's called a Monroe or Crawford beauty spot and if you think prepubescent girls are attractive then sure.
>>214484433Down to the core of her soul, she's the real deal!Lookit dem hips!
she’s only 23 years old you sick fucks
>>214484433thats that good good
>>214484441>and if you think prepubescent girls are attractive then sure.Huh? I'll have you know I've beat off to a Hillary AI with swinging breasts down about her belly button.
>>214484454Is that the one she is in that American flag one piece? I've been searching for the original picture of that off and on for what seems like forever
>>214484400Vince got HoH week 1, and on the first day of the season, Ashley took a shower in the HoH bathroom for 2 hours while Vince was waiting for a moment to jack off. Vince put Ashley on the block for that.
>>214484462No, but now I'm intrigued about awesomeness proliferation!
>>214484454based
Lauren simps confirmed for SoL moeshit watching paedos. Lauren simps are the type of fat 30 year old dudes with a 12 year old anime loli pfp
>>214484340is
windowless van bait
>>214484486>woman in her 20s>pedo
>>214484502>Unable to parse context from the wider meaning and implicationsGms/autism
who let morgan have a phone in the house
>>214484502>Ummm she's akshually a 3000 year old demon girl she just LOOKS like a child! Same energy
>>214484512Please re-read the referenced post.
keanu and morgan seething over lauren likte a lauren seether
>>214484528You overuse hyphens when they are unnecessary, saar.
pretty princess is in dream land while the lauren seethers crash out
>>214484512I'm 18, it's ok to be hot for a woman in her early 20s.All else is suing lawyers feigning horrid wrongness so as to puff their pockets.
BASED KEANU
>>214484304>when we get to final 4 or jury we are going to compare notes>you have a final 2 with morgan, with me(keanu) with lauren>you are going to tyler yourself bro>vince laughs nervously
>Laurenseether has entered the chat
>i didnt want a girl who is googly eyed over a guy to be in my alliancekek ok morgan
>>214484495cool
What do you think Lauren's internal monologue consists of?
odds of a morgan keanu teamup to target vince and lauren?
>Guy who has a 1TB folder dedicated to a random 6/10 who will never acknowledge his existence enters the chat
>>214484547One studied in storied applications of grammar would not make such a statement.One who's enraptured by "Reddit (whateverense)", though, would make such a statement, borrowing the echo chamber certitude on deep understandings of reality, as told to you by said chamberI'm tired and have had my final drink of a Friday evening. Until tomorrow, lads!
>>214484571I live for She to look at me That Way.
caught by vince
>>214484599>One studied in storied applications of grammar would not make such a statement.>One who's enraptured by "Reddit (whateverense)", though, would make such a statement, borrowing the echo chamber certitude on deep understandings of reality, as told to you by said chamber>I'm tired and have had my final drink of a Friday evening. Until tomorrow, lads!
>>214484622
>>214484598the thing with houseguests, you can't force them to fuck you (some of the OF ones would for the right price) but if you're really desperate to meet them, you can take a cruise with lauren, big mak, jag, comerica, and probably get a selfie with your arm around lauren's shoulders I personally don't care enough to go on the big brother cruise, but I'm very aware it's available to me to personally give leah the ick
>>214484622>>214484637Nothing matters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHAWkpGCP7A
bro you caught her whispering with keanu in the bathroom. that's weird, huh
>>214484622>>214484592>>214484571>>214484547Here's what I have to say to that, profoundly.>>214484650God damn, that's one sexy thumb!
>>214484650me in the back
>>214484684I think vinny is wising up
can not get over how self obsessed morgan is
