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09/13/25(Sat)00:55:35 No.214482241
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Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)00:55:35 No.214482241 Archived
You have to fuck the protagonist of the last film you watched. How gay are you?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)00:57:08 No.214482263
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)00:57:08 No.214482263
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A little bit, but it's okay.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)00:58:37 No.214482292
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)00:58:37 No.214482292
>>214482241
Why does /tv/ keep collectively simping for this coalburning race traitor? She literally wants all white people dead.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:01:43 No.214482328
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:01:43 No.214482328
>>214482241
>Downton Abbey Grand Finale
But she's OLD and divorced
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:02:58 No.214482350
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:02:58 No.214482350
>>214482241
Julia Garner. I am based.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:04:20 No.214482366
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:04:20 No.214482366
>>214482241
I guess both of them? Or can I choose to side with Olivia Coleman? Because I would go there in a second.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:05:22 No.214482384
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:05:22 No.214482384
>>214482366
Retard forgot the picture
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:10:21 No.214482461
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:10:21 No.214482461
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>>214482241
Oh hell yeah. Talk about timing.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:11:45 No.214482476
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:11:45 No.214482476
theres a strong argument to be made that ali rey was the protagonist of paranormal activity 2
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:17:02 No.214482550
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:17:02 No.214482550
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>>214482241
If we discount tv shows, then I think the last one I've watched was Love Untangled, so the fact my last pick of a film was a teenage Korean romcom is the gayest part of this situation.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:23:39 No.214482654
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:23:39 No.214482654
>>214482550
Wait, shit. I went to check and turns out I've misremembered. the last one I've watched is Shaft. Now that's very gay.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:23:42 No.214482656
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:23:42 No.214482656
>Army Dog

This is gonna get ruff.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:30:14 No.214482761
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:30:14 No.214482761
>>214482350
Same, sexy alcoholic homewrecker who wants ruin your life. Yes please!
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:52:55 No.214483138
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:52:55 No.214483138
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>>214482241
Not terribly.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:53:35 No.214483154
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:53:35 No.214483154
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very happy with it <3
She's also schizomaxxing so it's like we're made for each other, i love her bros
the movie is Stopmotion
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)01:54:51 No.214483173
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)01:54:51 No.214483173
>>214483138
That's actually a fantastic coincidence for you anon!
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:01:54 No.214483277
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:01:54 No.214483277
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as you wish
>unless you consider Fred Savage the protagonist
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:03:02 No.214483290
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:03:02 No.214483290
>>214482292
Ummmmm based?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:08:54 No.214483384
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:08:54 No.214483384
>>214482241
That's exactly the last movie I've watched
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:15:03 No.214483472
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:15:03 No.214483472
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based but she will also ruin my life
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:23:15 No.214483587
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:23:15 No.214483587
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Just got done watching some 21st century Stacey Dash biker chick sci-fi slop. Count me the fuck in.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:37:16 No.214483790
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:37:16 No.214483790
>paul walker

you know it could be worse
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:43:32 No.214483876
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:43:32 No.214483876
>>214482241
I'll take film to be literal so no tv shows
Then I guess I'm banging Scar Jo
Not bad
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:45:58 No.214483906
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:45:58 No.214483906
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>>214482241
Well at least it will be over quick.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:46:31 No.214483914
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:46:31 No.214483914
>>214482241
Cailee's literally like the last healthy looking pretty woman in hollywood. If she gets mind controlled into ozempic and anorexia or bogging I'm killing myself
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:58:32 No.214484056
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:58:32 No.214484056
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Does this mean I am having sex with Bill Murray day after day forever?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)02:59:31 No.214484067
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)02:59:31 No.214484067
>>214484056
yes
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:02:30 No.214484104
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:02:30 No.214484104
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>>214482241
I ain't fucking nobody!
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:10:41 No.214484169
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:10:41 No.214484169
welp
I'll try anything once
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:12:00 No.214484184
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:12:00 No.214484184
Do Animated films count?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:17:02 No.214484244
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:17:02 No.214484244
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>>214482241
Heath has a bit of an effeminate vibe to him, so maybe around 80% gay.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:17:14 No.214484247
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:17:14 No.214484247
>>214484169
>welp
>I'll try anything once
Except for watching shitty movies. You'll try that over and over again.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:19:29 No.214484264
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:19:29 No.214484264
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:20:51 No.214484279
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:20:51 No.214484279
Oh, fuck...

I wish I were a car
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:22:24 No.214484302
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:22:24 No.214484302
>>214482241
Is it less gay if I do it while he's in the schoolgirl uniform?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:24:00 No.214484322
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:24:00 No.214484322
>>214482656
At least it might let him forget the horrors he saw for a few hours
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)03:25:01 No.214484329
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)03:25:01 No.214484329
>>214483906
heh
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:03:26 No.214484717
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:03:26 No.214484717
>>214484264
me on the right.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:05:45 No.214484740
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:05:45 No.214484740
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ummm sweats
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:07:40 No.214484757
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:07:40 No.214484757
>>214482241
idk man I just watched Crooklyn
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:09:11 No.214484766
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:09:11 No.214484766
>>214482292
you have to separate the art from the artist, my dude
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:11:49 No.214484792
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:11:49 No.214484792
>>214482241
The Long Walk.
Fuck,do I really have to?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:13:46 No.214484810
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:13:46 No.214484810
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Lucky I choose this over Flesh and blood 85.
>>214484302
How was this.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:14:34 No.214484819
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:14:34 No.214484819
>don't bother to knock marilyn monroe
i can fix her
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:15:05 No.214484823
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:15:05 No.214484823
>>214482241
i sure ain't fucking godzilla himself, but this jap girl could get
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:17:13 No.214484838
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>>214482241
Well as that means i gotta fuck a pig fucker, i would say that makes me pretty damn gay
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:18:05 No.214484846
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:18:05 No.214484846
>>214482241
...chuck norris from invasion USA. very gay, but it's a great movie.
>>214482292
i've never given a single shit about what any woman wants ever.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:28:47 No.214484936
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:28:47 No.214484936
>>214482241
I am very much OK with this.

I don't even mind if Cena watches as I relentlessly pound Awkwafina's famously impressive vag with my Girthy Welsh Cock.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:30:49 No.214484948
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:30:49 No.214484948
Could be worse
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:54:18 No.214485144
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:54:18 No.214485144
>>214484936
>Awkwafina's famously impressive vag
care to elaborate on this vitally important piece of news?
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)06:11:21 No.214485796
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)06:11:21 No.214485796
>>214485144
There's a song about it its so impressive.
Amongst other things she claims it squirts aloe vera, bounces like J-Lo's bottom, is like tasting heaven, speaks 5 different languages, and is comparable to the film Godfather Part 1.

https://youtu.be/z726OPwCnjE?si=JDSd5QpJb9Tw5sZl

One of those 5 languages can be heard here:
https://youtu.be/ja5lN3KhKHk?si=ebOpAao0j02AeVic
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)06:20:23 No.214485881
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)06:20:23 No.214485881
>>214484846
You dont fuck the norris tho.
Chuck fucks you
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)06:21:57 No.214485895
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)06:21:57 No.214485895
>>214485796
That's an homage to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smsiGETScR0
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)06:42:52 No.214486055
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)06:42:52 No.214486055
monsters U so not gay, been binging disney+ slop these last couple of days, last live action film was either halloweentow 2 or lilo and stich
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)06:50:42 No.214486107
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)06:50:42 No.214486107
I'm dead
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)07:31:08 No.214486480
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>>214482241
could have been worse, I watched nu Naked Gun before Somnium
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)07:49:24 No.214486646
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)07:49:24 No.214486646
>>214482241
I am weaponized.

Like a heatseeking missile just locked onto blonde muff
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)08:33:20 No.214487043
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)08:33:20 No.214487043
>>214482241
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
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Anonymous
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>>214486646
Now imagine if it was the antagonist.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)08:49:44 No.214487222
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)08:49:44 No.214487222
Anne Hathaway
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)08:58:13 No.214487301
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)08:58:13 No.214487301
>90s Sandra Bullock
Sexooooooo
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)09:05:34 No.214487380
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)09:05:34 No.214487380
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)09:07:41 No.214487404
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)09:07:41 No.214487404
>>214482241
Technically I guess I'm fuckin Maturin.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)09:11:00 No.214487436
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>>214482241
God damn it. Hopefully he'll make it quick.
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)09:13:47 No.214487471
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)09:13:47 No.214487471
>>214482241
>Suddenly most of /tv/ watch movies with women as protagonist
curious
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)09:18:08 No.214487524
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>>214482241
I'm very very straight and lucky
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Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)10:54:40 No.214488722
Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)10:54:40 No.214488722
oh HELL yeah!!!1!
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