>So...>President Colbert met with some foreign dignitaries today>You're not gonna believe this one folks>Colbert, this nerd, he only had ONE scoop of ice cream, can you believe it?*audience laughs*>I mean, he's the President of the United States, and he can't even handle a second helping of ice cream?>I guess when your head's full of half-baked ideas you're prone to brain freeze!>Very bad, very disgraceful if you ask me, what a wimp*applause and laughter*>We have a really great show for you tonight, folks>When we come back we'll talk to my first guest, actor Bruce Willis, here to talk about the revolutionary cure for Alzheimer's>After that, our good friend Charlie Kirk will be here to debate some audience members and have a few laughs>And give it up for Mac Miller and the Late Show Band everybody, take it away Mac!>Stick around, we'll be right backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCfeq8-knog
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>>214484373Awesome. So where's the Eipstein files?
Imagine being so far gone you start writing fanfiction about daddy.
>>214484537President Colbert refuses to release them for some reason, and a lot of people are speculating that Jon Stewart's recent assassination had something to do with distracting the public.
>>214484373>Hasan gets shot at a public debate>Noooooo! Stop making fun of him, he's a hecking good boy!>He deserved to die look at all these AI memes about him being killedNothing would change OP.
>people are STILL assmad over him pointing out trump was like a little kid with wanting extra icecreamLol, rent free
>>214484619>>people are STILL assmad over him pointing out trump was like a little kid with wanting extra icecream>Lol, rent freeFunny right? So where's the Eipstein files?
>drumpftards are so far up their emperor's ass that they're making fan fiction nowKek. You just love to see it.
>>214484591Hasan is all "9/11 was justified!" but all of a sudden he's all waving peace signs calling for peace and love. Know why? Because he knows if there's a reprisal attack he is the #1 target.
>>214484799We're now a decade into Emperor Trump's reign with 3 more years ahead of us and i'm utterly baffled what he's supposed to be doing to improve things. Things look the same as before when he took over.
>>214484877And you're still too much of a pussy to do anything other than cry about it LMAO
>>214484887SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP WON! YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST STOP KILLING US YOU FUCKING LOST LEFTIES
>>2144848779/11 was justified
>>214484932Mashallah my brother.
>>214484887And here you are seething about it on Television & Film at real indian hours. Don't you have any magas to shoot? Oh, i bet you aren't even american.
>>214484373this reminds me of the Norm Macdonald interview where he claimed to believe that Trump only ran for office to drum up name recognition for himself ahead of launching a Trump™ media network and settling into soft retirement with a comfy gig in opposition media. But then Democrats ran with Hillary and, well, you can't lose at that point.anyway, Death to America.
>>214484989Trump won, you lost, keep seething
>>214484373Trump becoming a podcaster instead of president was such an easy timeline, why did we get punked out?
if the dems didn't rig the primary for hilary, Trump wouldn't have been elected
