>8,575 episodesit would literally be impossible to watch this whole series
you literally can't watch every episode because they aren't available anywhere online. there are some uploads of random episodes but the majority of them are basically lost media.
>>214486316I'm a British soap fan. I watch every episode of EastEnders, Corrie and Emmerdale. If someone asks me how to get into them I say wait for a new character to be introduced and make them your "main character" and follow the show from their perspective.
Brooke Satchwell in neighbours was hotter than any chick in home and away. A lot of faps were had to her. Just thought you all should know.
>>214486541Thankfully not a single person has ever asked you this question.
>>214486530There's a Home & Away channel in Australia that plays every episode in order. They're not lost media at all.
For me, it was Holly Valance
stupid show, used to watch it in the 90's and early 00's but the characters got boring and ugly, the plots kept getting repeated. i think my family stopped watching during the summer bay stalker arc
>>214486660i think the diner has burned down 5 times at this point
>>214486316For me it was Alfs rape dungeon
>>214486691STREWTH
>>214486691>I AM THE FUCKIN DEVIL
I used to fap to all the hot jailbait in bikinis on this show. it was peak. then i got internet
>>214486581Isla Fisher. Before she got shalomed. Probably still would, desu.
>>214486316>8575 22 minute episodes =188 650 minutes / 131 days worth>if you watched 5 episodes a day it would take 1715 days / 4.69 years to watch the whole series ignoring the fact they're still producing new episodesYou'd have to really commit to this, but it'd be doable. There's some long running shows that have 10k+ episodes.
>>214486766Adelaide Kane and Caitlin Stasey were Ramsey Streets finest
>>214486631There is? On free to air? How long has that been around? >>214486316I'm pretty sure there are some UK soaps that have more episodes than that
>>214486316Just pretend the whole show takes place in The Matrix and the White Rabbit is Leah Patterson
>>214486316I always found Australian drama shows so cringe.t. Australian
>>214486911Even Chances?
does anyone remember when that mermaid chick showed up? am i misremembering this cause i was a kid, or was there a hot mermaid? i'm pretty sure its the same actress who was the girl in transformers 2, the live action.
>>214486807It's on those free to air digital channels, been around fro years.
>>214486793i remember that one on the right. SEX!!!!!!
>>214486937You mean Tasha Andrews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en0eJG0B1W0
do you have 4,200 hours to spare ya flippin mongrel?
>>214486316Kek is this still going, This used to be on the telly when I got home from highschool in the late 80's and early 90's.Also, I wanked to the twins in the livingroom on the big telly before mum and dad got home from work which was just enough time for the smell to dissipate.Thanks for reading my wankblog
>>214486966oh it says she is not a mermaid on wikipedia. damn it.
>>214486316HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS
>>214486793>caitlin is a hairy nudist lesbian now
>>214486937Yeah, she was from a cult and moved in with Reeny.
>>214486973Btw I was talking about Neigbours, I dont' know how that happened.
>>214486993I went to see a Cinderella panto starring a Home and Away actress and the big finale was her singing the theme tune
>>214486911soaps from everywhere are cringeits insane that they dont ever get cancelled despite never having any hits or cultural moments
>>214487007I used to wank to those twins on Wombat years before they were on Neighbours kek
i fingered hex in a sydney nightclub once
home and away was good cause your mum,nan and auntie loved it and it was a nice family moment seeing the new 'mystery' or whatever they had. plus nan brought me cheese and crackers and a cup of milo on the couch.
>>214486316>Neighbours>Home and AwayAustralian network TV was full of incompetent boomer retards that pissed everything away
>>214486998they both went lesbian
>>214487017EastEnders make up most of the most watched TV events in UK history.Deidre Barlow caused a national uprising when she went to prison.
>every year Home and Away ended on the cliffhanger of someone dying in a car crash where an old shitbox commodore/falcon gets wrecked
>>214487126wasn't that neighbours?
>>214486691You slippery gypsy
>>214486581Neighbours was always discount H&A
>>214487280Somebody post the swimsuit vid of Brooke Satchwel from Neighbours to prove this idiot wrong
>>214487070That's just our entire country
>>214486691>YA FLAMIN GALAH
>>214486691>I'LL BITE YOUR FACE CUNT
>>214486316it's not impossible if you could get all the episodesyou could spend 2 hours watching 6 episodes a day and you would finish it in 4 yearsyou'd probably go insane though
>>214486967Why are Australians like this?
>>214486316I wonder how many episodes back the writers are expected to have seenThey might have some key parts before that point you have to watch tooMight be getting that way with the Simpsons as well
>>214488166the old chap insulted him a little bit
>>214488251>Go home and get your fuckin didgeridoo!
>>214486586Well I just did, so fuck you
>>214488041Post the pic of what Bert Newton's son did to Brooke Satchwell instead.
>>214488041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s38NysTMIA
>>214488187They recycle storylines so often that the writers are huge fans or they have never seen a single episode.
>>214486316Alf's storylines are hardcore. Unc fought in 'Nam and cured himself of a brain tumor.
I fapped to this when it aired.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyQKKQ7-FFw
>>214488425He just wanted to chill out and run the tackle shop but weird shit has been happening constantly for 40 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bltsffYyhA
they should turn the show into a detective drama
>18,262 episodes over 72 fucking years
>>214488498They should make a 10 episode limited series about Alf in 'Nam.
>>214486541All that shit is still going? It must be demented now.
>>214488485what flavour are the green smiths chips? wouldn't be chicken
>>214488576looks like it is chicken, i guess they used to be a different shade of green
>>214488576>>214488664I hope this choice of packet color doesn't cause a kerfuffle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9QKnCFGzGk
My parents would watch Home and Away AND Neighbours every single night. When one show went to ads, they'd switch to other. Somehow they kept up with both shows although they eventually ditched H&A. They stuck with Neighbours until 2022, but didn't continue watching aftet it came back from it's brief hiatus. Marriage has been in the pits since. Perhaps the show kept things alive for the two of them? Who knows. Anyway I rubbed my cock to Libby Kennedy, I think. I dont know. Who cares anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4womAakqGm8
>>214486316Why would you even want to, it's completely disposable recycled fluff for womenJust toss off to Isla Fisher and be done with it
>>214488516Alf raping Vietnamese girls and wearing a necklace of human ears would be a good origin story for his rape dungeon.
>>214486541>I'm a British soap fan.this is a very homosexual thing to say.
>>214489805this is the canon origin of the rape dungeon>>214488797
