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>>214486344
Surprised Tamer hasn't had a role in EastEnders like the other two.
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>>214486354
Steve McFadden probably has them tied into a clause that he has to be the 'ardest 'ard man on the square like how the rock can't lose any fights or get punched more times than he punches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpe2hG3JFY
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>>214486354
okay Tamer Hassan has been in EastEnders but only a minor role.

Kierston Wareing played Max Branning's wife and Jame Foreman played his brother Derek Branning
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look at this facking melt
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>>214486344
classic Jamie Foreman in Nil By Mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyIRKf2Y47o
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>>214486441
Bob Hoskins, national treasure

>Tamer’s first real taste of Hollywood came in 2005 when he worked with legendary actor Bob Hoskins in action movie Unleashed.
>“But I was so nervous working with him that I fluffed my lines, I just couldn’t believe I was acting with him.
>“He told me I was a silly sausage and gave me a hug.
>“At the end of the shoot I told him I wanted to go to drama school because I was untrained.
>“He said, ‘What for? It’s too late for drama school, they’ll ruin your brilliance.’
>“Bob became my world, my Hollywood dad.
>“He saw all my films, we were friends right up until he died.
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>>214486344
This is my casting for a Brit film idea
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>>214486488
>silly sausage
based
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>>214486585
>Rita Simmons
corrrr
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>>214486585
Who's the facking kant and who's the facking melt?
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>>214487057
Now in Hollyoaks slaggin around no doubt
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>Charles Dance
>Craig Fairbrass
>Jamie Forman
>Keeley Hazell

Propah.
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>>214487923
>Vincent Regan
poor man's Gerard Butler
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>>214487188
LEAVE IT AAAAHHT
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What's your favourite era of cheap Britslop lads? Is it the past decade of "gangster film with Craig Fairbrass and Larry Lamb", the 2010s "football hoolie film with Tamer Hassan and Robbie Gee" spree, or the 2000s "Fat Slags/Sex Lives of the Potato Men/Lesbian Vampire Killers" comedy-that-the-cast-clearly-hate epidemic?
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>>214488611
>Fat Slags/Sex Lives of the Potato Men
simple as
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>>214486585
The true test of any film is whether you would fuck the protag characters or not. In this case the only fuckable ones are: Toby, Kara, and Rita in that order, so good luck.
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>still another one to be released
let's av ittt
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>>214489014
He was one of the main villains in Cliffhanger.
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>BANG BANG BANG BANG
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>>214486344
agree
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facking ell
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>>214488611
the early 2000's football culture movies are my favorites. footy used to be fun to watch and the fandom was fun to engage in and had balls.
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>>214486585
>where is jessica hyde
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>>214493166
i aint been into footy for yonks and i heard it's all a new facking playstyle or summit now some bollocks about breaking on the counter so it's just a load of fannies charging back and forth at each other instead of finesse
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It's a Free World... and Fishtank are kino
Kierston is utter kino slag
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for me it's
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>>214486585
Well what's the film about?
Is it a retelling of some sort of controversial UK event in the last 30 years?
Or a police and gangster 6 parter where we pretend that Solihull is actually like Grand Theft Auto?
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https://youtu.be/ESLUy-_yaLw
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Is this the most British man of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0sjrRGC7k
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There are four of these films, plus a stage show, and nobody I know has ever watched one. They're like the British Tyler Perry.
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>>214493183
luv a bit of sally 'awkins
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>>214493345
>>214493376
These are all British with a T. You fucking taking the piss or somink?
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>>214493376
What's the deal with the little monkey fellow?
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YOU FACKING POOFS
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>>214493353
I like when Adkins plays his British self.
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>>214493353
top film this one m8 bloody proper gritty innit
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>>214493428
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>>214493376
The first one is great, watch it every year with the kids. The second is okay.
The third is dogshit and the fourth we couldn't even finish.
I recommend the first. Its quite comfy British heartwarming kino and genuinely funny
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Do bongs really?
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>>214493536
He's a big guy.
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>>214486488
>dorian? sounds like a fackin poof
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>>214493183
my dad is telling me to watch happy go lucky for like 8 years now. should i do it? his taste used to be very good, not so much anymore
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>>214493536
>Bronson
name a better first date film
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>>214493595

for you
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>>214490326
>anyway here's wonderwall
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>>214493831
over the line that mate
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>>214493260
yup and shes in this
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>>214493183
Sally Hawkins and Jamie Foreman are hilarious in Layer Cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHZo8ASvN8A
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>>214494153
propah facking nawty
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>>214493633
Yes. You'll fall in love
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>>214493345
>Skedule not shedule
No hes not
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>>214493473
incomparable kino
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>>214486344
wareing and foreman have a distinctly mystery meat cockney look that you never see anywhere outside of london
you get a lot of those who are like the true runts of the working class, proper hybrids of every down-and-out who settled in london's slums in the victorian period, alongside the more respectable lower orders who actually work, and who all have more of an east anglian look
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>>214494316
>distinctly mystery meat cockney look
Jewish/gypsy/irish?
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>>214494316
Just looked up Jamie Foreman's father the infamous Freddie Foreman. Still alive! Nothing about his heritage though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Foreman
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>>214493536
Cuppa tea?
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>>214495676
>Babylon 5's a big pile of shit
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>>214495676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYWmLfk7yc&list=RDrhYWmLfk7yc&start_radio=1
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>>214486344
only correct answer
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Tim's night out or Daisy's night out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-JQm-t36I

I really loved that episode and thought it could be stretched out over a weekend and into a movie.
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>>214495676
poof programs
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For me, it's picrel
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>>214495997
been watch an American couple react to Bottom. Quite comfy
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>>214486448
I always get these guys mixed up
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Thank fuck summer is over.
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>>214486585
3,5,10.
Rest in the bin.
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>>214486585
the real britons
not some french looking motherfuckers like cavill
lol
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Guy in the middle is Turkish.
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>>214496859
Simons is a Jewess and Graham is mixed-race, plus Considine and McClure are Irish surnames
Otherwise they should be fair game, though Bateman also sounds like a Jewish surname



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