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Anonymous

Jurassic World 09/13/25(Sat)10:08:55 No.214488049

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Jurassic World Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)10:08:55 No.214488049 Archived

>Fallen Kingdom
>Benjamin Lockwood had a daughter named Maisie who died in some accident. He used InGen's cloning technology to create a clone of her because he loved her so much.

>Dominion
>Actually Lockwood's daughter is named Charlotte and she was a super genius who cloned herself and gave birth to her own clone, who possesses magical genes that can cure any illness because she's clone Jesus.

Is this the most unnecessary retcon of all time?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)10:27:31 No.214488311

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)10:27:31 No.214488311

>>214488049
I liked the notion that Maisie was part dinosaur. The second movie even goes with it by having Charlotte use parthenogenesis to clone herself.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)10:33:57 No.214488412

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)10:33:57 No.214488412

>>214488049
You are trolling obviously with the made up plot points

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)10:46:15 No.214488596

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)10:46:15 No.214488596

>>214488049
Remember when Jurassic Park 3 was considered the worst movie in the series? Remember when we thought shit couldn't get any dumber than a teenage girl killing a Velociraptor with gymnastics?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)10:50:21 No.214488658

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)10:50:21 No.214488658

dinoslop

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)12:02:07 No.214489759

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)12:02:07 No.214489759

>>214488311
What if she was part raptor and just tore some guy's face off being a clever girl?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)12:05:49 No.214489819

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)12:05:49 No.214489819

>>214488049
Sneed

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)12:08:02 No.214489850

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)12:08:02 No.214489850

She cute. Is she in these trash flicks enough to make them worth it?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)13:39:30 No.214491378

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)13:39:30 No.214491378

>>214489850
Nonce

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)13:47:32 No.214491505

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)13:47:32 No.214491505

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What if, instead of dinosaurs, we cloned a lot of beautiful women of all races and had a park full of them?
Jungle paddock, desert paddock, tundra paddock etc.
You could have a petting zoo in there as well.

I call it Gyneo Park

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)13:54:30 No.214491618

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)13:54:30 No.214491618

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Why was she such a brat in Dominion?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)14:11:06 No.214491855

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:11:06 No.214491855

>>214488049
Why do girl peak so early?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)14:21:32 No.214492014

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:21:32 No.214492014

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she was the only good thing about Dominion

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)14:28:48 No.214492119

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:28:48 No.214492119

>>214491855
You are mentally ill and there's no discussion here. Get some help before it is too late

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)14:45:41 No.214492402

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:45:41 No.214492402

>>214492119
Wrong! It's modernity that need helping. Anon is perfectly accurate in his assessment.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:16:47 No.214492929

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:16:47 No.214492929

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Zaam!!!

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:19:01 No.214492982

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:19:01 No.214492982

>>214492402
this, i dont want to quote name of the rose again cause i caught a 3 day vacation last time

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:40:13 No.214493392

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:40:13 No.214493392

>>214488049
>Is this the most unnecessary retcon of all time?
That would imply the World movies are canon to the Park ones.

Personally, I think the most pointless and unnecessary retcon of all time is ~~giving Anaking Skywalker a padawan that doesn't exist in the movies but survives everything and everyone.~~

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)16:57:14 No.214494797

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)16:57:14 No.214494797

>>214488596
i member i always hated 3 and skipped it, now ill watch it just so i dont have to watch anything beyond it

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)17:58:41 No.214495956

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)17:58:41 No.214495956

dead career