Sword&Sorcerybros are we back?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_M_ExxFhk
>>214488615I don't get it. Why does low budget schlock look so much worse when shot digitally?
>>214488615hey, i know (of) that guy. He was in The Matrix sequel and some other movies where he kicks people.>RLM still haven't watched Deathstalker 3WTF man!
>>214488905becuase its shot on digitalits too crisp and cleanhorror and schlock b movies took a massive hit with the advent of digital cameras and HD televisionsall of the fuzz introduced in lower quality formats and old crts let your mind fill in the gaps of things looking better than they really were.
>>214488615awkward cheese or intentional camp? I don't care enough to watch the trailer myself>patton oswalteugh
>>214488615The most shocking thing about this is hearing Slash do Power Metal in 2025.
>Patton Oswaltno
>>214488615>patton oswalt
>patton oswalt
>patton oswa-and dropped
>>214488615Daniel Bernhardt is 60 years old
>patton oswaltno, no i don't think i will
>>214490792When your wife finds your Dream a Little Dream shrine in the attic
>>214488615I like this director but he needs a cinematographer and shoot on film. I get that he’s going for cheesy shlock but digital makes it look like a YouTube sketchIf he wants retro “practical effects” he need to use real film
>>214488615FRED BURROUGHS
>pattonIt will also have the usual ingredients that's rampant in every movie nowadays, especially revived franchises:>incompetent white male [protagonist]>niggerwashing >stronk [queen slay] females (not to be confused with actual low fantasy strong, amazonian warrior in skimpy battle gear)
>>214488615I do love Daniel Bernhardt.
>>214490768He's ageing pretty well tbqh.
Patton Oswalt as...Patton Oswalt?
Is Red Sonja worth watching?
>>214492129Patton should be Deathstalker since he's had the most experience in killing wives
>>214492137Original yes, remake that just came out no
>>214488615
>>214490792Post this a few more times to get the point across.
>patton Oswald Yikes
>deathstalker remake
