>Ah, I’m sorry, sir, I know you’ve had a long day. Just… one more thing. You told me earlier, real clear, that you don’t believe trans people are, uh… real. Right? Just a principle, you said.>Lieutenant, yes! I said that already. Must we keep circling back? I’ve been perfectly clear with you.>Right, right, of course. I didn’t mean to trouble you, sir. My wife says I can be like a dog with a bone, just worryin’ at the same detail. Drives her nuts. She loves you, by the way...never misses a thing you’re in. Me, I just… well, I guess I just get hung up when two statements don’t quite match. But it’s probably nothing.>What doesn’t match, Lieutenant? You keep hinting at something, so why don’t you just say it outright?>Of course, sir, no offense meant. Only thing is… back at the station, you told my sergeant you thought trans folks were, uh… ‘heckin’ cute and valid.’ Cute and valid, those were your words. And, well… I just don’t see why a man would say that if he didn’t think they were real. Doesn’t quite line up for me. Probably nothing, though. You’ve been very generous with your time, have a nice evening.
too verbose. brevity is the soul of wit, fag.
>>214490362triggered by words
>>214490362No u
>...You know Mr. Baldwin, I really thought the western genre was dead before you started making "Rust">The wife and I love those old cowboy pictures, it's a shame really>And being the producer as well as the star, well I have to say I really admire that>You were taking a big financial risk>Obviously it's a shame this tragedy happened, but it sure generated a lot of publicity>I mean, you were going to lose a lot of money making this picture but now, folks I talk to can't wait to see it>I'm sorry I know you're a busy man, of course you have to get back to the set>Oh, just one more thing...>How did you say that live round got in the gun again?
>I understand. I’ll let you talk to your lawyer Mr. Robinson.>…oh, just one more thing. Your roommate, she’s transgender, correct?
>>214490640based columboposters
>>214490600you gonna cry?
there's a guy getting kinda popular on youtube and his whole schtick is "retardmaxxing". first thing i thought of when i saw it was Columbo.
>>214491084>...she, lieutenant? you know full well university dormitories are separated by genders...
>>214490237didn't know Meeea was browsing 4chan. everybody, say hi!
