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> Movie opens with Van Damme drunk, delirious talking to himself in the desert
> Three le good ol' boys come up on him, and take Van Damme out
> Van Damme returns, it's an idyllic, dysfunctional rural town with weirdos like the Snake Church lady, hot bartender lady, and the token Asian Guy
> Threesomes with strippers, bullets, kicks, weirdo small town vibes
> 0% on Rotten Tomatoes (based)
> Director hated this film so much he tried to get his name removed
> This film is a shit ton of fun
> Free on Amazon Prime / Roku. What a film.
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>>214491405
i concur
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>>214491405
moronic film even by Van Damme standards but it does have prime Pressly for a little bit
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>>214491405
Thanks for the rec. I like Nowhere to Run and Sudden Death.
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>>214491785
Couldn't get into Sudden Death myself. Will check out Nowhere to Run
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>>214491405
This movie is bizarre. It's full of terrible acting but is sprinkled with moments of inspired glory. The opening and ending bookend sequences with Eddie on the Indian are two of them. But the best scene in the film is the goat Pat Morita saying "You know, I bet he gets lots of pussy." and Bill Erwin (one of the best kino enhancer actors of the 20th century) laughing and saying hell yeah.
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>>214493137
Absolutely. It's not Van Damme's best film (which would likely be Hard Target, Timecop, or Bloodsport.)

But it's a really enjoyable film that doesn't take itself too seriously.
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>>214491405
the thing i liked about this movie is it took me half the film to realize danny trejo was a real character, i swore he was imaginary and van damne was insane.
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is this the movie where hes boning some chick in a cheap motel and he looks at the other chick and says you're next?
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>>214493631
Yes
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bump
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZdYk5DkUZo



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