>When you're down to Netflix and chill and he brings out his laptop and an HDMI cable
>when you whip out your HDMI cable and it's over 10ft long
>>214495304Unironically: I bought a 50-foot HDMI cable off Amazon as drunken impulse purchase and it's proven to be super useful on multiple occasions.
>not having the cable already plugged in and hidden out of sight before the hoe shows up>not having an entire library of pirated media on hand that isn't on netflix so you can make the hoe realize the merits of piracy first handngmi
>>214495280I want to get a 4k projector and a motorized projector screen. And a surround sound system would be cool too.
>when he shows off his massive plex server
>>214495304>>214495280I can save her
>>214495662Women love proprietary software! They can't get moist without it.
>>214495662I'm in love with Soapy.
>>214495866Love link established
>>214495280This thread again?Next we'll have the pic from the Anon and his wife watching LOTR, and he will get 20 thirsting (You)s asking for the details.
>>214495280>initiates VLV media player>select Drive.2011.1080p.BluRay.DDP5.1.x265.10bit-GalaxyRG265now she's dry as a desert
What's the modern equivalent since netflix is crap and no one watches anything on it anymore?
>yandex dort corm>'kino' watch free>click first link
i dont have tv so?also i only have 1 gaming chair, guess she can sit on the ground, but will be hard watching.
>>214495280A boob job and a gym card would save her.
>>214495280She looks like the googly eyed Gremlin from Gremlins 2.
10ft hdmi, phone app to control pc over wifi, tbcpl to stream any movie or ppv event, Spot-X modded spotify, Adblock + sponsorblock for youtube. "wow how??" Trust me bros
>>214495280Theres no way she has not made the same ahegao when penetrated by some Chad/Tyrone.
og in the log
>>214495280Leave Bobby Mom outta this.
>>214495866>She calls herself "Soapy" despite the fact she clearly never washesWhy did she do it ?
>>214495304>sanpaku
Darling, you're in for some pure cinema tonight. I have a USB with YIFY rips of Brief Encounter, How To Steal A Million (underrated Peter O'Toole film), and The Dawn Patrol, with Errol Flynn. I don't mind you resting a hand on me during the viewing experience, but leave any sexual acts until after the films. There's a good girl. Perhaps we could watch Wings too, if you're enjoying the aircraft... Excuse me if I become visibly moved, the themes of friendship and camaraderie in that film cut to the very fiber of my being.
>>214496313Hey bro, glad you like my work. I don't post it every time I see an HDMI thread however.But it does attract (You)s like flies to shit.
>>214499157explain to me why this wouldn't work??
My wholesome christian gf got the ick about this when we first started dating and kept fretting about me "breaking the law" but then the streaming service she pays for dropped Gilmore Girls so now she's begging me to do it.
When he says "Its fine - the adblock actually works perfectly on tubi"
>>214499612I've always found where people draw lines to be completely arbitrary, regardless of gender. They're not okay with AI image generation because it hurts artist, but they'll happily stream shows from an illegal platform. I've just kind of realized that people are retarded in general and not to think about it too much.
>wait isn't that stealing?
>>214499699it's renting from the video store of the internet that I already pay monthly for.
>>214499695>where people draw lines to be completely arbitraryNot me.TOTAL "CREATIVE" DEATHLearn to DoorDash, faggots.
>>214499718No it's not. You stole it, pirate.
>>214499762how'd i stold it if i dont own it?
>>214499699She's pretty
>>214499699>key necklaceOh dear.
>hold on babe, I need to thank YIFI first
>>214500160>YIFI
>>214499695>They're not okay with AI image generation because it hurts artistI've never commissioned an artist for anything and I never would but I have a folder containing gigabytes of AI images. It just levels the playing field to give an opportunity for those of us with no fine motor skills to be creative too. I have the soul of an artist but I can't draw worth shit.
>>214495280>When he texts back and it's a green bubble.
>>214499699yes, it is, you see baby, i never pay a cent to the jews. and i know you like bad boys, don't you?*whips out my massive 8 inch ivory-white cock*now SUCK IT! at ONCE!
>>214500295ultra copium: the post
>>214495280>>214495304>>214500462I want to kiss Ella Purnell on the eyeballs
>>214499900What did that mean?
>>214500529
>>214500620It means she has a cuck husband
>>214500731>mfw I thought she liked KH
>>214495304>>214495280cant wait for her to bog herself so we can finally be done with her
>>214495280>when season 2 of your show is releasing right around the corner and nobody's talking about itLMAO, dead career.
>>214495280women download torrents
>>214495304>>214495280Samefag.
>sighs of relief
>>214495304My TV is on the other side of my bedroom and I wanted to still have the laptop next to me in bed but also have the cable hidden along the wall, so I got a 40ft HDMI cable that I bought from some company that provides accessories for commercial buses that do overnight trips.
>>214503505Nice
>>214495304>Mfw flies on the windowsill
>>214503505peak autism. based.
>>214499059Has as much weight as when somebody is called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Nobody knows when to properly use the term.
>>214495421>using cablesngmi
>>214504044Hmmph. You would say that. You have the canthal tilt of a Taco Bell cashier.
>>214504097>canthal tiltgood luck in life dude
