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it was the style at the time
>>214496757lil spikey fella
The only funny joke from the X men series is when Wolverine calls Professor Xavier “wheels”
>>214496757man that guy got really pissed over Uncle Junior abandoning him at the psych ward
imagine your mutant superpower is the ability to look like one of the fucked up body-mod trannies that want to look like a tiger but instead it's a hedgehog probably the most embarrassing and useless "power" in the entire show. they're not even venomous barbs. he can't even shoot them. i bet they don't even fucking regrow if they break
>>214496757Racism strikes again, of course an Asian man is given a laughable "power" that is really just an inconvenience
>>214496906their version of x-23 was asian and she was probably one of the most dangerous mutants alive next to jean, the professor, magneto, and wolverine
>If you're so proud of being a mutant, where's your mark?What an oddly specific question...
>>214496757literally unbeatable.
>>214496942"THIS IS KATANA, HER SWORD HAS THE POWER TO TRAP THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS"-tier
>>214496780or when beast calls wolverine "boy"
>>214496938I don't know what that means and I also don't care, bigot
Am I remembering correctly that he pretends to hug someone and then kills them by doing the spike reveal?
>>214496780"so have you tried not being a mutant?"
>>214496942>Days of Future Past>Young Magneto, unprompted, tells Wolverine, “imagine if your claws were metal’
>>214497037kind of like that, or just holds his head next to someone or something. which is about the only way you could kill someone with that power
>>214497037that is his single kill in the entire movie: an elderly hispanic woman who he pretends to be calming down by hugging and then flicking his gay little spikes out. he even does this faux tough guy neck roll thing afterwards like it was some kind of epic capeshit fight he just walked away from
>>214496906>have a meme power>Magneto is such a mutant supremacist he lets him join anyway>Magneto knows humans and mutants can't coexist>Professor X chases a pipe dream that never worksMagneto did nothing wrong
Isn't this the same movie where they had a dude who can literally create infinite copies of himself and yet he does even less than hedgehog boy with such a god-tier power?
>>214496757No Problem, Just Rush Hour
>>214496757What a prick, lmao
>>214497100they use him to trick the good guys into thinking the whole camp of bad mutants is still there on a thermal scanso this guy can create endless duplicates that are apparently tangible enough to give off heat and physically interact with the world and somehow the best job he can get is "bait"
>>214497088He made mutants all look bad when he tried to kill the president on tv or failed at saving Kennedy
>>214496780>logan gives cyclops the middle claw
In another world, making spikes would be super tier and controlling the weather would be F tier
>>214496942>so you do have a tat why you hiding it
If he can shoot the spikes out, that's still a decent power.Imagine being born in the X-Men universe and your mutant power is you have 6 toes or your hair grows green or you just look like a freak
All og x-men films are kinoprove me wrong
>>214497115Came here to post this.
>>214497153useless retard world?
>>214496906I mean a bunch of the mutants in the comics are like that
>>214496757He would legitimately be more dangerous if he just forgot about his "powers" entirely and just brought a gun. Or a knife.
>>214496780An ad-lib, incidentally.
>>214496980This is Katana.This is her friend, a Katana, also named Katana.Do you have any questions?
>magneto came back to the hq and said “why are your powers so useless? What happened to the useful powers?” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
>>214497483George is getting upset!
This guy popping his little spikes in various scenes while there's people that can control the weather, heal from any injury, or control all metal around him cracks me up. Hell, the healing from any injury guy even has superior indestructible stabbing implements as a SECONDARY mutation.
>>214497037I remember seeing this in theaters and my dad laughed his ass off at that part
In the comics, they eventually got tired of Angel and turned him into this blue warrior due with steel wings that could cut shit up, and he could shoot the metal quills and was super strongAlso why were there no autistic mutants because lol
>>214496780>Grow those backThough I don't see why that guy couldn't.
>>214496942>Why is it only six digits?
>>214497556As others said, that's how it is in the comics. There's Beak, whose mutation turned him into a humanoid chicken. It comes down to how you use it though. Like Spaiku did in the movie, he could be a pretty effective assassin. The other spike guy had super accuracy and throwing ability. And say you had Shadowcat's power; what if you didn't have control and fell into the Earth while sleeping? Or drove you instance to the point you transitioned to male?
>>214497821>he could be a pretty effective assassin.By hugging people and hoping your little quills do enough damage? He would be more effective if he just brought a knife.
>>214497508You can tell this guy knew he had one episode on the Sopranos so he was going to act his ass off. Really good performance.
>>214497331Nah they were. Yeah the outfits were bland, they rushed the third movie, and the director left 3 to work on (pfft) Superman. Fun trivia: X3 was the most expensive movie.ever made at the time, and the first to use de-aging.
>>214497855He got that one doctor didn't he? While she was scared shitless and fully aware that his friends were attacking the facility
>>214497706his healing powers are only triggered by snips
>>214497508Just remembering the double fuck yous makes me smile dearly
>>214496757It looks like a large gust of wind is blowing in his face.
>>214498036We've all been there.
>>214496757>>214496771>asian guy mutant must have abilities associated with Asians>lets use sushi>what about latinx people>they like spicy so let’s give them fire or something >and the white kid? Nordic obv freezing stuff
>>214496942>isnt dat where day teach you ta swim?
Rogue a cutie
>>214497037He was waiting his whole life for that kill.
Why were thespian actors like Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan in these silly movies? Were they really that strapped for cash or just fucking around because they're friends?
>>214498217Didn't she troon out?
>>214498330because they partied with singer
What a fucking loser.
>>214498330They got to fuck twinks with the director. Same for Hugh Jackman.
>>214498369The actress? She's old and walled now, who cares.
>throw in every fucking character for no reason>they somehow get this character's name wrongmeant to be Quill:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Marvel_Comics_characters:_Q#Quillfor some reason they call him 'Kid Omega':https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Omega
Why couldn't he?
>>214498559he can't breathe.
>>214498559Because the screenwriter is an idiot.
>>214496942>where's your mutant mark>"I used to be in the Holocaust, you know"Okay?
>>214498559He adapted tho
These movie were full of cuties...wonder where's Ellen nowadays.
>>214496942fucking cringe tattoo, doesn't even mean anything.
>>214498369That was Ellen Page, dummy.
>>214498800>I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!he said it! he said the thing!
>>214498217that close-up of the blade is a kino special effect.we all had our laffs with that leaked workprint of X-Men Origins Wolverine, but it's weird what WAS in the final film. they couldn't just have real metal/metallic claws? they went from guns.jpeg to 3D models of guns? that seems MORE complicated than hanging physical props on fishing wire.
>>214498941If you referring to the "weird" claws he has after the surgery its made on purpose. If you hear the director commentary audio track he talks about it. They tried to give claws a "first time used" effect after the surgery scene.
>>214498800was this the first time an internet meme was used in a movie?
>>214496757Chopstick dispenser man
>>214499071i mean the 3D, ultra-shiny claws in Origins: Wolverine.if the idea is they look brand-new, i can get that. but the problem is they just look incredibly fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hel7OqtTXfIthey're reflective but don't actually reflect what's around them.
Kelsey Grammer was such a weird choice for Beast to me after watching him in Frasier and he nailed it
>>214497080lmao now i remember
>>214499071Well it looks like shit
>>214498559Because never dying is Wolverine's niche and they aren't letting him get shown up in that regard by some new kid.
found it really distracting when this guy showed up in Star Wars.>it's the guy from Lost>next to the pilot from Lostbravo, Abrams.
>>214498559It would lame if the main villains only power was easily counteracted by a random black guy
>>214498559Racism
>>214500267Then don't write a scene of him trying to kill the guy whose power is to adapt to survive anything.
>>214500720why not? in a world with all these different powers, people would at least try. and a genuine "lol i am just immortal no matter what" is boring as fuck. power creep, infinity-plus-one nonsense.is Loki still alive in the MCU? after they outright stated he wouldn't be resurrected, again.
>>214498559This is is movie where Mystique and Professor X are revealed to be adoptive siblings, which is never even implied in the original films, and she becomes evil because he won’t fuck her
>>214496942>why would they tattoo you if they were going to kill you anyway? that makes no senseweird line
>>214500824Because it's stupid.
>>214497483Do you know any hot babes you DO recommend getting killed by?
>>214498369No, walled hard though
>>214502710Why does she have a cane? She's not THAT old.
>>214503263Probably osteoporosis. Let's remind her when she was young and cute and underage, flirting with a 40 yo man
>>214498559He adapted by going to the DC movie universe
>>214503336Don't tell me he's Falcon...
>>214496757https://youtu.be/bjMc91z9Fno?si=TdmGXF6_jSBAXySe
>>214503314>osteoporosis.Dear God. She's not even in her mid-40s. I remember when she came out as bi.
>>214496942>why is your "mark" written in ballpoint pen?
>>214496757Imagine that being your mutation and you think you're a higher being who has evolved beyond mankind.
>>214496757That a Night Breed re-make?
>>214499071He's talking about the shitty cgi claws they used in origins. They look like something out of roger rabbit with how cartoony they are.
>>214503733Yes, it was done on purpose.
>>214503609That's why he was only a class 1 mutant.
>>214498800She's probably married and pumping out babies?
>>214496757Funniest is when he kills the scientist lady just by standing next to her and she collapses like she’s been shot.
>>214496757linkin park
>>214496906
>>214496942>no needle shall touch my skin again>gets needledEPIC FORESHADOWING KINOOOOO
>>214504438Wait so Magneto never has blood tests? Vaccinations?
>>214496757
>>214496906what if his super power was doing math fast
>>214497153There is no world in which controlling the weather isn't apocalypse tier
>>214504467Unvaxxed and problematic
>>214504467They vaxxed him at the end of X3.
>>214497358The point I'm making is that X3 had a fairly arbitrary view of which mutant powers made them fodder and which powers made them leaders
>>214504723I think they were spot on desuYou wouldn't have ultra speed and magic mutant detection girl following some frog guy
>>214504344You must be right, a cutepie like her must've found some chad thundercock she likes and love...and now she's probably mom of 2-3 kids.
>>214504893Those bell bottom pants were a great look as a hero uniform.
>>214504893aren't the actual comic book jugg's powers from the helmet he wears or some sort of special caveman gem? and isn't he professor x's brother?
>>214496942>propalestinian mutt being retardedEverytime
>>214505165The gem, yeah, and he’s his step-brother. Which was going to be a part of Last Stand, but it was cut when Matthew Vaughn left
final stand was such shit and all the webms show it, just complete garbage
>>214505165The power came from a ruby originally. The helmet was special in that it blocked telepathic attacks. The whole point of Juggernaut was that he couldn't be physically defeated, you had to get the helmet off and then any telepath, usually Charles, could shut him down.In X3 they just simplified him to a very barebones version where he's just a random mutant with the power of being strong and hard to stop. Oddly in Deadpool & Wolverine they used his helmet blocking telepathy as a major plot device despite the fact that it had never been mentioned in any previous movie.
>>214496942How did Magneto escape the gas chambers? They used wooden doors so there was no way for him to escape.
>>214505773Magneto being a leader to all mutants is mostly a meme. In general only a few people actually follow him and agree with his extreme goals of human extermination. Most mutants still have human family members and friends and would rather follow Charles or stay out of it.>others are ugly and their powers are more like disabilities.Mutants like that often join the Morlocks, a community of outcast mutants who live underground and are theoretically neutral in the conflict. These characters in X3 >>214496757 >>214496942 are sort of poorly adapted Morlocks.
