How can someone live like this and not be suicidal?
This is actually the best way to live.
Whenever I start to feel down, a chad on /tv/ always lifts my spirits.
own a home and have a nice yard and peace and quiet ? Terrible.
sounds comfy to me
imagine having the stress of a job and then coming home to a gf and having the stress of having to deal with her mf problems on top of thatno thanks
>>214498022and the worry of her cheating on you while youre at work
>>214497867me but no work
>>214498022Not how it works. Stress literally drops when you see your gf's face.
>>214498323I miss kissing and cuddling so much.
>>214498323Yeah and some black guy jumping out t the window as you open the door
>>214498022and you have to watch her shitty favorite tv shows with her
>>214498383kek
Easy to not be suicidal about no gf when you never even experienced any kind of intimate contact in your entire life whatsoever, not even a hug or a kiss let alone having a gf. Like asking me how can I live and not be suicidal never flying on top of a dragon or something like that
>>214498323maybe in the honeymoon phase but after a while she has a way of wearing away at you
>>214498412that's how i discovered izombie
>>214498432Yeah right. There's no way your girlfriend is a dragon.
>>214497867He's got no nagging cunt to break him down physically and mentally.
>>214498323Maybe in the 1850s when women still knew their place
>>214498022And you can't fart and do as you please without accelerating the 7 year itch period when she will have sex with your best friend in your bed.
>>214497867i live like this and it's finemy normie friends and family think i'm a failure, but i'm satisfied. like i don't want to do anything, i just want to go to work and enjoy my evening alone
>>214498471KEEEEEEEEK THOSE FEET
>>214498323Bullfuckingshit
>>214497867You'll get used to it.
>>214500464>daylight peeking in through the curtains sleep tight steeler
>>214497867Who said I'm not suicidal?
>Best way of life>SuicidalOP a massive faggot as usual, sad!
>>214498333Maybe I should text her...
>>214497867They find escapism.