Last year when I went to the theater to see the new Beetlejuice movie, I said to the fucking ticket lady, "Can I get a ticket to Beetlejuice." Do you know what she said? She said, "Sorry, Beetlejuice isn't showing in theaters anymore." I was like, "What? Yes it is, it just came out." She said, "No, it came out over thirty years ago." I said, "I meant the new one that just came out." She said, "You asked for a ticket to see Beetlejuice. The new movie is called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice." I couldn't fucking believe it. I rolled my eyes and said, "Okay, can I get a ticket to see that one?" She said, "No, you already blew your chance. You'll have to go to the back of the line and try again."
>>214498305Reminds me of how I watched Beetlejuice while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Damn it. I quit smoking too.
>>214498628It's literally the weekend
I thought she was going to trick you into saying it three times and then hand you the tickets and say>it’s showtime
just saw beetlejuice and this didnt happen to me. ur obvi lying.
This is kinda like the time when I went to the theater in 2017 to see Nate Parker’s The Birth of a Nation, I said to the fucking ticket lady, "Can I get a ticket to The Birth of a Nation." Do you know what she said? She said, "Sorry, The Birth of a Nation isn't showing in theaters anymore." I was like, "What? Yes it is, it just came out." She said, "No, it came out over a hundred years ago." I said, "I meant the new one that just came out." She said, "You asked for a ticket to see DW Griffith’s The Birth of a Nation. The new movie is Nate Parker’s The Birth of a Nation." I couldn't fucking believe it. I rolled my eyes and said, "Okay, can I get a ticket to see that one?" She said, "No, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>214498305>tfw currently have a gf, and a side piece>the full time gf hates beetlejuice and the other loves ittrue story. i don’t even know what it’s supposed to mean or how i should use this information to inform my life choices.
>>214498691hella heckin based!
This reminds me of sex.
>>214498643LORD GIVE ME FUCKING STRENGTH!
>>214498702Well, did you like it?
>>214498691>She said, "You asked for a ticket to see DW Griffith’s The Birth of a Nation.You didn't though, you just said Birth of a Nation.
>>214498805Just turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>214498652That is what a funny person would have said
>>214498764yes, i love it. it’s why this thread even got my attention. the banana boat song dance scenes are some of my favorite sequences in all of film.
>>214498305Pretty sure she was hitting on you, OP.
>>214498691>I said to the fucking ticket lady, "Can I get a ticket to The Birth of a Nation.">She said, "You asked for a ticket to see DW Griffith’s The Birth of a Nation.It would work better if you said the name of a franchise and she assumed that you meant the first one because you didn't use the specific title of the latest instalment. Like if you went to see the Force Awakens and asked you for a ticket to "Star Wars" and she assumed you meant the 1977 movie or something.
Last year when I went to the theater to see the new Beetlejuice movie, I said to the FUCKING ticket lady, "Can I get a TICKET to Beetlejuice." Do you know what SHE said? She said, "Sorry, Beetlejuice isn't showing in theaters anymore." I was like, "WHAT???? Yes it is, it just came out." She said, "No, it came out over thirty years ago." I said, "I meant the NEW one that JUST came out." She said, "You asked for a ticket to see Beetlejuice. The new movie is called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice." I couldn't FUCKING BELIEVE IT. I rolled my eyes and said, "Okay, can I get a ticket to see that one?" She said, "No, you already blew your chance. You'll have to go to the back of the line and try again."
I believe I may have just created a historic pasta.
>>214498943She literally looks like an angry cat.
>>214498959I thought it was a pasta when I read it.
>>214498305Same
Last year when I went to the theater to see the new Beetlejuice movie, I said to the fucking ticket lady, "Can I get a ticket to Beetlejuice." Do you know what she said? She said, "Fucking kill yourself, faggot,” and bashed her fucking head into the table. Unbelievable!
>>214498805no he clearly said THE birth of a nation. can’t you read? holy KEK what a loser! backeth to reddit, ranjeet!
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>>214498305This story is fabricated bullshit>>214499095This happened
>>214499095This happened to me.
>>214499095i hate when people do this
>>214499095>and bashed her fucking head into the table.She did? Seems like a weird thing to do after telling someone to kill themself. She must have been projecting.
What was it about the release of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice that made theater employees lose their minds?
>>214498643It's a stale pasta that's atleast a year old
>>214499406The original Impractical Jokers post was in January 2022
>>214499406Why are you lying?
>>214499487Lying about what? >>214499442 says it's even older. Am I a liar for not knowing quite how old it is?
>>214498305kino story
>>214499406Does that change what day it is somehow? It's still literally the weekend.
>>214499505>Am I a liar for not knowing quite how old it is?‘Fraid so. Ignorant of the lawl is not an esscuse.
>>214498964fantasy unlocked.
>>214499527cuck
>>214498305What cinema in 2023 or whatever has a line? Why wouldn't you just book the ticket on your phone? You really want to try small talk with a cinema employee?
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>>214499680What's your point?
>>214498305I want her to look at me like that while I masturbate and then just leave without saying anything.
>>214500153Damn, I want that.
>>214498305>YFW you use your youtube money to slice and dice your nose but the nostrils heal back crooked
