i think padme sucked
>>214499474How many?
>>214499474This movie balanced the force alright
>>214499474Jews rape kids
>>214500941matilda
>>214499672based and mentally stable portman vs the beta mentally unstable lloydrace realists in shambles
>>214499474https://vocaroo.com/1gLTAQ3Ue9la
>>214501177
George Lucas was dumb for casting a toddler opposite a teenager as the love story, then having to magically age up the character for the next flick. Just cast a guy the same age as Padme, wtf?
>>214502041Or cast two padmes
>>214499474>i think padme sucked Harvey's dick
>>214502041Nah, it was one of the few smart choices George made. Anakin needed a reason to be an insecure spaghetti dropper in the next movie. The fact that Padme was wired to still view him as a kid despite them both being adults now was a good way to make him convincingly come off as a loser who struggled to hit that.
>>214499474she sucked anis little soft picka in the royal ship
>>214502041>>214502068Hayden Christensen is literally the same age as Natalie, why wasn't he cast in Episode 1? Lucas and company already had actors in mind for adult Anakin, including Hayden.
>>214502199>why wasn't he cast in Episode 1Because Lucas is retarded
>>214502041>having to magically age up the character for the next flick.>puberty is magicPadme is 14 Anakin is 9
>>214502041so you actually think it was an accident or oversight and not a reference to this >>214501613 lmao Even though every single thing in these movies is an overt reference or homage to other 'cinema' to the point of making the movies a cringefest
>>214502199because Anakin had to be a kid, retard.
>>214502233>had to be a kidGeorge, please.
*PADME APPRECIATION THREAD**OP SUCKS JAR JAR COCK THREAD*
>>214502326>>214502307
>>214499474Every handsome guy I know has roughly the same defloration story. It’s all variations of:>I was 12 and an adult woman/a friend’s older sister/one of my older sister’s friends raped meThat’s it. They always were really young, shy, and had it done to them by an older woman/girl.
>>214499474That goes without saying
>>214501262What could the context of that possibly be?
>>214502307
>>214502392>*unzips darth cock*
>>214502413https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/terence-stamp-says-working-on-phantom-menace-was-boring-but-he-had-a-crush-on-natalie-portman-102011/
>>214502414
>>214499474I wish Padme sucked my dick if you’re picking up what I’m putting down
>>214502443Damn. I guess he really wanted her to kneel before Zod.
>>214502474
>>214502153how did that matter or help the story, or be fun and interesting? So he’s clumsy? Okay, and? The real reason George did it, was for greed. Everyone around him has had to try their best to make Star Wars, artists, writers, actors, special effects experts, editors, etc, while all he’s ever cared about are fucking toy sales. Anakin is a kid, because George wanted prospective young buyers (kids) to see themselves as Anakin, and buy buy buy. That’s why the faggot wanted Ewoks instead of wookies. TOYS, money, gimmie gimmie! As an act of respect, or perhaps from fear of a lawsuit, Mel Brooks asked George if he’d be okay with him making a parody of Star Wars. George’s response was “no merchandise”. This greedy fuck, is so focused on money, he actually is more of a fucking jew than Mel fucking Brooks. He didn’t care about the movies, he just wanted to make sure he didn’t cut into his toy profits, once you open your eyes, you realize George is the shittiest thing to ever happen to Star Wars. For any prequel lover that thinks it all started with disney, you’re dead wrong. Kennedy is one of his, and he picked Disney after all, because of, MONEY. Fuck George, and anyone dumb enough to worship him, deserves more Star Slop.
>>214502416It’s his fantasy.
>>214502199>Hayden ChristensenHis ex wife Rachel Bilson did him so dirty it's not even funny. Her past boyfriend on the OC caught shrapnel too.
>>214502513
>>214502671On her way to Moby's penthouse apt for some "friendship" sexI told ya Natalie was a method actor
>>214502688She taught Jake to smoke while on set according to him
>>214502918I don't lie brother. Jake is a family friend.
>>214502416people get drunk
>>214502041I think it makes sense how obsessive Anakin gets by episode 3. If it had been just a guy her age it would have been a case of a guy that can't get over his first crush. By making him a young boy it makes Padme more of a mythical figure in his eyes I think, therefore an "angel".
>>214501262Wtf is it with men and Natalie in Leon? Y'all are such disgusting pedophiles
>>214503419she was hot
>>214502356Nice shop
>>214502648>His ex wife Rachel Bilson did him so dirty it's not even funny.In 2007, Bilson began a relationship with actor Hayden Christensen, with whom she had co-starred in the film Jumper.[3] By January 2008, the pair had been seen and photographed together around Los Angeles for almost a year, without confirming a relationship.[49] In February 2009, Bilson appeared publicly with what seemed to be an engagement ring, though no official announcement was made.[50] In August 2010, Bilson's representative confirmed there had been an engagement that had since been called off, giving no other details.[51] The two reconciled three months later,[52] and had a daughter in October 2014.[53] Bilson and Christensen separated in September 2017.[54]So what happened?
>>21449947436 dicks?
How come we never get Leia threads?It feels like Padme is way more culturally relevant all of a sudden. What the hell happened?
>>214504063Leia an uggoPadme a cute
>>214499474>i think padme suckedyeah, lots.
imagine the smell
>>214504132what is this bodytype called
>>214499474What's the appeal of a jewish gf?
>>214504216
>>214502096as was the style ar the time
>>214504216she's so old now
>>214499474They actually filmed such a scene before realizing they could never include it in any film, let alone a kids film. Anyway, it's probaly why Jake got so fucked up
Realy?No tum pics?
>>214504198standard woman
>>214504844with a penis
>>214504938you wish faggot
>>214502425Does he even have a cock after mustafar?
>>214504999>he doesn't know that Natalie is a boy
>>214502233The story would be completely unchanged if Anakin was say, 13, instead of 9, whilst being more believable regarding the romance. The time jump from PM to AotC only needs to be 6 years instead of 10, and nothing else would change. Going back and watching PM and thinking "mmmmm yes padme you're gonna have that little boys cum cum in your tum tum" makes me feel kinda icky now whenever i rewatch ngl
am I the only one who liked the queen costume best?
>>214505196Yes there was you cuck-a-duck. It's one-way but Anakin clearly has a huge fucking crush on Padme.
>>214505282>You're the sick fuck picturing an older version of padme sucking off a little boy.I didn't say anything about that you projecting faggot.>You also talk like a retarded hole.You talk like an in-the-closet faggot/pedophile. Suck me off at the next station cunt.
>>214505266doesnt look like her
>>214501107sure, she wouldn't go for Moby either
>>214505409where did i say anything in that about Padme sucking a 9 year olds dick? how about you stop putting words in my mouth and stop thinking about putting child penises in your own. faggot.
>>214505051>Nathaniel Portman
>>214505464
The sequels sorely missed out on including a scene where Rey gets farted on my an alien camel, just like that Jar Jar scene in TPM
>>214505478it is a mystery. no one knows.
>>214505550>PORTED
>>214505550why is she allowed to be near kids after what she did to jake
>>214505597gun is coming out any second
>>214505614Jesus Christ, never knew she had such insane muff game
>>214505598it's hollywood. there are crimes and then there are crimes they all know about
>>214504198Prime.
>>214505051desu the unfortunate fact that Natalie hit the Wailing Wall at light speed right as she entered her 30s makes it certain that she's a biological female
>>214499474You bet'cher ass she did.
>>214505746>hunter eyes>develops schizophreniaBased
>>214502041she needs to be older, dummy, so that he can relate to her both as a lover and a mommy substitute
>>214502041I unironically think Lucas self-inserted as the little kid / saw himself in him.
>>214505934I think Jake inserted himself into Padme, which is the problem
>>214506084i have seen some pictorial evidence that padme might have been doing the inserting with her oversized futa cock
>>214501262Holy fuck, Peter Serafinowich was right
>>214502611>how did that matter or help the story, or be fun and interesting?Because otherwise they'd end up together by the end of Episode 1 and you lose a major hook of the overall plot going forward. Anakin needs to be A) a weird monk who shouldn't be chasing skirt and B) chasing skirt that is out of his leagueThis is a requirement for the prequels to work at all. They suck, but they'd suck worse without this element.
I want to clean Natalie's porthole!
>>214505163>>214505208hell yeah
>>214502340Where are her pants?
>>214502990Where is the snow outfit from?
>>214499474I think they should have checked the AC
>>214506737the tartakovsky clone wars cartoon
>>214506737>>214506819The only thing wrong with it is that it eliminates the heels
Maaan, for a role in them Star Wars with them sweet royalties I'd suck and lick too. It's like them Arab sheikhs and models.
>>214506727none of yer bizness thats where
>>214506765>I'm lacting
>>214506586It would actually have been interesting if the Padme character had been some low class whore/prostitute with a heart of gold, instead of the noble senator-queen we got
>>214507231What would have been more interesting is if they'd just made Naboo Alderaan.Make Bail's wife the (hereditary) queen and Padme her daughter (and the same age as Anakin).Fixes the audience having no reason to care about Naboo, ties the PT more to the OT from the start, fixes the dumb '12 year old queen' thing and also explains why Bail and wife adopt Leia eventually.
>>214499474based anakin
>>214502655me in the black shirt
>>214507285Leia being an adopted Skywalker baby would have been way more obvious to the Empire that way.
>>214502990Fuck, real shame we didn't get the cute snow outfit in the movies.
>>214505051Tomboy Nat is a thing of beauty.
>>214507433>>214507471Bros I admit that I once used to think Natalie was midBut now I think she might just have been the most beautiful woman in cinema historyHow do I make penance to Israel before they snipe me like Charlie?
>>214505163Love that one, I also really the pilot outfit from the beginning of AotC.
>>214507362As obvious as Anakin's half-brother and his wife randomly adopting a kid who has the Skywalker surname?
>>214507501for me it's the tummy sexo dress
>>214506897Retard she'd sink into the snow
>>214502041Yoda was already bitching that toddler ani was too old to become a jedi. He pretty much had to be that age for the story they wrote
>>214507527The Empire does not know that this piece of shit sandbox in the outer rim is of any importance. The only ones who know that is is Vader's home planet are Vader and the Emperor. Vader thought his children are dead, so he never looked for them and otherwise has no reason to check on Tattooine, a place that he hates. And the Emperor iirc does not know about the Skywalker children until he recognizes them as adults on their Force aura or whatever.
>>214507905>>214507527but fair enough, a random planet like Jakku would have been smarter. Obi Wan should be able to find some senator or whatever to adopt the boy.
>>214507905>>214507938I agree from a logical standpoint anon.But Lucas obvious wanted to tie the original trilogy/where Luke grew up to the prequels/where Anakin grew up, so it just feels even more thematic from that standpoint to do the same for Leia and Padme.
>>214504010In a row?
>>214504672Anon Phantom Menace was like 40 year sago.
>>214499672religious people rape kids, look at the evanlegicals in the US it's basically pedoland
>>214499474Post the stonetoss comic
>>214508049sure, Star Wars is not built on logic. sometimes, things just gotta rhyme. like pottery.
>>214499474you just know
>>214502655>running headphone wires under your buttoned shirtWhat a fucking dork lolololol
>>214502655is this from a movie or someone was based enough to do a double take on seeing nat
>>214499486666
i see padme and my penus clicks it
>>214506561Who's peter sonofabitch and what is he right about?
>>214510518he's dark mall
>>214509368i think that is just a shirt fold because the has something in the short breast pocket
>>214499474just to recycle old discussion, the other one that auditioned for anakin should have had it, he was much more convincing."I could be"also, utube pushing "ye got the part kid" for ET so it is now on 35m views.>when celebrities stand up to interviewers>when ghetto filth meet real gangsters
>>214502655>blue shirt - as of this moment I'm officially reopening my x-flies
>>214505051s/he also played in the neverending story as atreyu
>>214503419no one mentioned Leon. it was a film she was in at age 33 called "the professional" about a serious businesswoman and her times and trials as a definitely important woman who never depends on her looks
>>214507481start masturbation.every ejaculation is an offering
>>214508362>bu bu but christians
>>214506727left them at my house again
>>214499474OOOH I LOVE NETA-LEE
>>214511432she looks like a chump
>>214511328it's not "but", it's "and". Jews, christians, muslims all of you should be deprogrammed from this superstitious nonsense that says it's ok to marry 12yo olds, or at least forcibly segregated from children including your own.
>>214504216Giving your kids a leg up
>>214511577she looks beautiful beautiful beautiful and she's a great actress
>>214502611>Anakin is a kid, because George wanted prospective young buyers (kids) to see themselves as Anakin, and buy buy buy.Which is retarded. No kid self-inserts as a child in movies.
>>214499474Why does he look so smug?
>>214511432*Natalie
>>214513049Padme sucked
>>214513049they always do
>>214509729closer
>>214513165is this movie any goodi need to watch some nat now
>>214502041Should have been 12 and 16. And should have been brave enough to have them canon fug. Anything else doesn't make sense while he would still be so obsessed with her and why she would give him the time of day in the future. I think it would have made more sense if she was actually a loose grrl boss slut in her teens that slept around, including a brief liaison with Obi Wan before she settled with Anakin and that would have been at the core of the beef between Anakin and Obi Wan. A women is always a great explanation for why good friends try to kill each other and the universe goes to shit.
>>214502041I always think about how much better the final to TPM could have been if they had stuck with the plan they had to have Padme and Anakin share a Starfighter at the end to take down the control ship.Would have worked so much better, flowed into Anakin's Podrace stuff and meant you could have kick started their romance earlier in the Prequel trilogy.
>>214513272Can't have Obi Wan break his vows as well. But Padme would be having lavish parties with other diplomats and he is always watching, getting jealous as she fucks around, but in the end she seduces him while high or drunk before getting addicted to his mastery of the fleshsaber through the force (and thereby causing the collapse of the republic).Obi Wan would know about the affair and hush it up because he believed in Anakin being chosen and giving him way too much leeway, which is already how the story went.
>>214504198the sex girl
>>214513261Watch May December for something similar to that shot.
>>214513401>Can't have Obi Wan break his vows as wellThe Jedi vows are only about attachment, not having sex. Half the Jedi Council was getting their dicks wet and so was Obi Wan. It was strictly recreational. It would have been a situation where 'we all had her, but Anakin wanted to marry her'. Anakin absolutely simping for her because his first time, one-off in TPM was practically a religious experience for him before he went off to become a fucking monk and then she does genuinely fall for him later. Then throughout the Clone Wars he makes sure anyone she slept with previously or actively courting her dies, even going so far as to eventually directly ensure it himself, signifying his descent into the Dark Side and directly justifying seemingly the Jedi Council's doubts about him. Eventually culminating in that fateful encounter with Obi Wan, and we know it is not because of the Jedi/Sith deal for Anakin but because he is so obsessed with Padme that he needs to kill every last dude that was ever inside her. Anakin's fall to the Dark Side was never really about being groomed by Palpatine or mistreated by the Council or the horrors of the Clone Wars, it would imply eventually, ultimately, he would have always fallen regardless of all that simply because he was obsessed with 'control' and was also a Galaxy-tier simp with too much power at his hands.
>>214513494>May Decemberincredible how brazen hollywood is with this
>>214502513"Natalie, it's vitally important for the movie that your shirt gets torn."Is George a coomer?
>>214513093**Neta-Lee Hershlag
>>214499474Is she a bitch irl? Everyone she dated eventually cheated on her
>>214513648Moby didn't
>>214513647*Natalie
>>214513675Never FUCKING happened
do you guys think luc besson has any "special" audition tapes of her from the leon days?
>>214513945what you are meaning by special sir
>>214499474"Are you an angel?"
>>214502611>how did that matter or help the storyAnakin was already too old for the Jedi council at 9, which is why why his training "failed", and also we needed to see Obiwan get older and that would have been impossible with Hayden in ep1 and 2.
>>214514019BOOBA
>>214514019What's her fucking problem?
>>214514004the ones he brings out on special occasions to show to special guests
>>214513945I want to know if he made her act out the scenes from the original screenplay where Leon fucks her.
>>214505077Jedi can't be trained at 13. They are too old at that point. 9-year old Anakin was already too old but they let it slide and look what happened.
>>214514185Who decided that exactly? Are you aware it's George's decision what the rules were, right?And magically Luke became a Jedi at the age of 49 or something after two short lessons.
>>214514185>a character we made up has to be this age because of a rule we also made upso make up a different rule
>>214514262>>214514308the point of the rule is likely because it takes too long to train and become good enough to be a jedi. Pro athletes have to start at like 6 years old otherwise they never get good enough to be pro if they start at 14 or whatever.>And magically Luke became a Jedi at the age of 49 or something after two short lessons.Well that was more-so just out of circumstances and it just happened to work out. Plus luke had a lot of pilot training beforehand.
>>214514181>oh mr besson... you know i do my own "stunts"
>>214514262It wasn't 2 short lessons, retard. He spent a couple years with Yoda + Obi-wan + the death star and Hoth stuff was hand-on stuff for him.
>>214514419>Plus luke had a lot of pilot training beforehand.And Anakin was literally a racing champion.
>>214514453Lol a couple of years? It was few days with Obi-wan when all he did was trying to hit the ball and missing.And then two weeks tops with Yoda on Dagobah before that little fucker died.
>>214514419>Pro athletes have to start at like 6 years oldanon, "being a jedi" is a made up thing. they can make the limit 6 or 12 or 66. first they decided the age of anakin, then they made up a rule for him to be slightly breaking to underline him being a special case.
>>214514004God fucking DAMN she was hot! I start salivating just by lookig at her
>>214504001She said he was bad in bed and implied he had a little dick. She also said that Bill Hader was the first man to ever make her cum and had a giant hog. And other women he's been with have signed off on that so I guess it's true.
>>214514531being a jedi means you need to have combat and weapons training. That alone would require a decade of training to be good enough to fight trained sith and soldiers. Add in all the other stuff on top of that.
>>214514468yes, I'm just giving an example that luke was doing other stuff and not going into jedi training with 0 experience.
>>214514622So obviously age doesn't matter. Anyone can be trained in a Jedi. It's more about them wanting young vulnerable kids who can be brainwashed into their cult ideology.
>>214514440>you know i do my own "stunts"Tell that to the camera man lol
>>214514542She also thinks it's weird if a middle aged man only had 4 sexual partners. She's a slut who only stayed with Hayden for as long as she did because they had a daughter. My disdain for women intensifies when I research this sort of nonsense.
>>214512785goblin genes heavily on display here
>>214514600>akschually only some jedi get weapons trainingor>akschually jedi weapons training starts at 15 and ends at 25or>akschually it only takes two years instead of ten because we first teach them a force discipline called Force Learning Combat Skills Five Times Fasteryou really don't appreciate this whole "it's made up" thing. just make it up differently. "worldbuilding" is a fake idea.
>>214514674lord imagine leaping down from that platform and landing elbow-first on her little face so that it explodes like a watermelon
>>214514673it's probably more of a guideline than a hard rule and exceptions can be made. It's just better to be safe than sorry and let in a bunch of teenagers who don't end up good.
>>214514895the whole jedi training thing is likely borrowed from the Shaolin monk stuff in china. They have mostly kids there too for the same reason.
>>214514757Well her ex Adam Brody seems to be doing alright with Leighton Meester. But there were always rumors about her being a rich mean girl even back during the OC days so I'm not surprised.
>>214514844I think she looks perfect
>>214509368>pretending like he doesn't remember the early 2000sno need to be ashamed, we all lived it too
>>214510518he said someone had the hots for natalie on the professional.
>>214513595>Half the Jedi Council was getting their dicks wet and so was Obi Wan.must have missed those sex scenes in the movie
>>214516540>>214510518>>214506561>as if any straight man didnt have the hots for her then
i think padme is retarded
>>214517554fucking whore.i love her
Why did the nazis kill jewish girls?
>>214517554AI slop
>>214517630they're annoying and smell bad
>>214517630they're even worse than jewish guy since they're the key to propagate the Jewish race
>>214517683erm actually men can propagate their genes more than women because they can just spray their cum on multiple women and have multiple jewish babies, therefore propagating the Jewish race faster
>>214517714yeah but it's easier to seduce men as a woman
>>214517731doesn't matter, it's all a numbers game
>>214517731you're also not taking into account the rape factor.
>>214513648Apparently she bullied Kiera Knightly on the set of phantom menace.
>>214509368Didn't everyone do that back then? I remember having my earbuds always tucked into my sweater in hs
I love how Natalie started smoking for real for The Professional and never stopped #Total #Corruption
>>214499474>I think padme suckedSucked a 10 year old Anakin's cock? Because she did.
>>214504198"10 pounds underweight"
>>214502041I don't think I've ever seen a healthy relationship between an older woman and younger man
>>214519600The other way around however...
>>214517944apparently her name is hershlag
>>214516718You don't remember the five man train that they ran on Yaddle in Episode 2?
>>214513641>Is George a coomer?He's never really hidden that fact
Did some landscaping work for her a few years ago. Didn’t really see much of her when I was working but one day I saw her get into her car and leave, so I took that opportunity to use her bathroom and maybe sneak around.When I got to her bathroom it was so obvious that she had taken a huge shit like 5 minutes before leaving, especially since the windows were shut and she didn’t have her AC on. Jesus lol, it was fucking rancid. Like really horrible.Never been attracted to her after that and never bothered snooping around her house.I saw her again after that and honestly she just revolted me.
>>214519846I believe you
>>214514895No but in RotS it's clearly shown that Jedi training starts with kids. That's why Anakin had to be a kid in TPM.
>>214519846i can confirm this, i was the huge shit
>>214519846I don't believe you because if I were you I would have at least smelled her panty drawer and hamper before leaving.
>>214519846>multi-millionaire will leave their home unattended for any mexican to stroll in to their most private rooms
>>214517640>>214517554perro caca?
>>214519846IT CAN'T BE! IT'S NOT TRUE!
>>214502041>then having to magically age up the character for the next flickTen years passed between movies, monkey.
>>214519764I guess I must have repressed those childhood memories, does Jar Jar get in on that?
>>214521867Darth Jar Jar was masturbating on the other side of his secret spy-hole into the council chambers. I can't believe you don't remember this controversial scene
>>214517630air is free
>>214502611>George is the shittiest thing to ever happen to Star Wars/pol/tard logic
>>214522818LIVE NAT REACTION
>>214519600If a woman had blown me when i was shota aged id probably simp for her for the reat of my life.
someone post some rare natalie pics
>>214513675God I wish she'd feed me her milk.
>>214522991Unfettered George was the worst thing to happen to Star Wars. It's the classic case of being a victim of your own success. He needed people around him to tell him no. He needed people to critique his writing. Iron sharpens iron.
>>214523901spoopy but based
>>214523901>>214524101forgot pic
>>214514004why does her skin glow so much more in this movie?
Natalie Portman will never call me a funny little boy and ask me how I know so much :(
>>214524191French skin cream is different
who was she calling?
>>214526055geriatric
>>214526055Herself
>>214524060Nice pic
>>214519425What happened to her sexy mole?
moby won
>>214514419>Plus luke had a lot of pilot training beforehand.What pilot training? It's like saying that because he drives a motorbike he can pilot a jet
>>214526172>>214526382I don't care. She started smoking on the set of "The Professional" and never quit.That's dedication.
>>214502041>magically age up the characterAnon how do you not know about the passage of time? There's a 10 year gap between movies, Anakin aged normally
>>214526439you do
>>214513049The voices in his head.
>>214524656>funny little boy*goy
>>214526439feet
>>214507685>You don't understand, I HAVE to make him a little boy because the Jedi have a very low age limit to begin training>Who wrote that age limit into the story? Don't worry about it.
>>214511328Watto was the reason why TPM was destroyed by the critics and why ELM later on has backstabbed George. Jews didn't like freedom filmmaker poking his finger at them. They couldn't buy him so they decided to destroy his reputation instead
>>214529088Imagine the smell...
>>214502233Why. So pedos like you could jump up and down jar jar sippy cup in 1 claw, dredel in the other.
>>214502655Love how this picture depicts the main male meme archetypes>beta>alpha>sigma
>>214499474In a row?
>>214529492What's beta in looking at Hershlag's ass?
>>214530186it has to be something since you indentified it
