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Anonymous

09/13/25(Sat)21:56:19 No.214500004

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Realistically speaking, what do you do in this situation?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)21:57:32 No.214500035

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)21:57:32 No.214500035

https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:00:09 No.214500076

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:00:09 No.214500076

fucking knock both these cunts out. that is, on the assumption i was for some reason so mentally handicapped at the time i actually answered a knock at the door at NIGHT.

realistically, REALISTICALLY speaking, i'd have never even seen them. "realistically" speaking yes i would beat them to death

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:01:10 No.214500092

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:01:10 No.214500092

have sex with them
seriously, how is the situation scary, oh no two hot girls really wanna fuck me

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:01:47 No.214500104

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:01:47 No.214500104

>>214500004
Get them to turn on each other by showing way more affection for one of them.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:02:01 No.214500108

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:02:01 No.214500108

>>214500004
What are they doing? Are they putting his cock in a cage so he can't get an erection? Wouldn't that be hilarious, just like a cuck? Ha haha. And then after not letting him get hard for a few hours they castrate him? Take his balls and swallow them them then mutilate his cock? Wouldn't that be funny? Ha ha.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:03:33 No.214500136

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:03:33 No.214500136

>nooooo those are my daughter's gape gloves don't show me your gape noooooo

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:04:46 No.214500156

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:04:46 No.214500156

>>214500004
Lay back and enjoy the ride

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:07:21 No.214500195

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:07:21 No.214500195

crazy that ana de armas didn't become famous until she had already hit the wall

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:09:38 No.214500235

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:09:38 No.214500235

>>214500004
I start screaming this
>NOOOO PLEASE DONT SUCK IT, NOOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT!!!!!
>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOOOO, DONT CRADLE MY BALLS TOO YOU SICK BASTARDS
>OH MY GOOOOD NOT THE TONGUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:13:02 No.214500304

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>NOOOOOOoooo *SNIIIIIFFFFFFFF*

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:15:26 No.214500356

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:15:26 No.214500356

>>214500004
Become a living sex toy because the SSRIs I take make it impossible for me to ejaculate 65% of the time.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:16:45 No.214500379

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:16:45 No.214500379

>>214500004
Get into it with them so you get the drop on them. He was dumb to have let it get through the original shower and next night. Should have knocked them both out and buried them in the garden.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:28:14 No.214500571

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:28:14 No.214500571

>>214500004
nut so hard that the intense deluge of semen drowns both of them and then I make my escape

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:43:40 No.214500843

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:43:40 No.214500843

>>214500004
Eventually cum I'd imagine

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:48:11 No.214500912

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:48:11 No.214500912

>>214500004
Cum buckets and pass out from my balls being drained.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:50:59 No.214500955

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:50:59 No.214500955

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>>214500004
>Realistically speaking, what do you do in this situation?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:52:28 No.214500980

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:52:28 No.214500980

>>214500004
who played his wife?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:54:09 No.214501002

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:54:09 No.214501002

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>>214500004

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)22:57:17 No.214501052

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)22:57:17 No.214501052

>>214501002
Does she piss on him?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)23:21:39 No.214501433

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)23:21:39 No.214501433

>>214500035
/thread

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)00:47:06 No.214502576

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)00:47:06 No.214502576

>>214500004
NOOOOO dont wear my daughters cheer leader clothes, that one next to the lampshade, in the second drawer, n-noooooooooo

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)00:58:47 No.214502722

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)00:58:47 No.214502722

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>>214500004
>"Ah fuck it...so can I...pretend you to are 10 years old?"

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)01:03:41 No.214502815

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)01:03:41 No.214502815

>>214500004
Probably cum almost instantly. Then spend the next 10 mins apologising and wishing i was dead out of embarrassment.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)01:05:49 No.214502848

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)01:05:49 No.214502848

>>214500000