Hypothetically speaking, how would you handle this situation?
>>214502923I wouldn't say anything, and that's what jonah did
>The only believable part of that fantasy, Ornella, is me leaving.
>>214502923women are property and you can literally buy one for less than the cost of actual property like land. You can actually buy several women for what I paid for my house.
>>214502944How many subway sandwiches are you getting this time?
>>214502923laugh it off and not cancel an entire press tour
>>214502923What's the matter, Ornella, too much man for you to handle?
>>214502923All things considered, it could have been a lot worse.
>>214502983Too much man for you to see your own handle
>>214502980This. Jonah blew up (heh) for being your self-deprecating fat funny friend in Superbad. He was never a serious actor.
>>214502939>I wouldn't say anything, instead I would listen to what she has to say, and that's something nobody did
one, powerful, earth shaking tornado kick right to the skull. instant death, instant respect, eternal glory. jonah would have immortalized himself
>>214502923>Well the JERK STORE called they're running outta YOU!these threads are always full of this energy
>>214502923Don't spread jews, jew.
>>214502923Just more of me to love, baby
>>214503029Jonahbros… it was so simple.
"no YOU are you FUCKING BITCH!"
>>214503035I specifically remember one thread where some anon went >we must be at subway because you're eating freshand then spent 100+ replies trying to samefag that that was the line that defeated ornella
>You're glib, Ornella.
>>214503095This is based but it only works because he’s Ton Cruise.
He should've lunged at her throat, high pitched squealing like a pig. Then they would drag him off of her and his pants would be coming off and he farts and tries to pull up his pants
Ornella, we'll invite Leo and Pitt. But first, let's meet your friends. What are their names? Croissant and ass tampon?
only honor killing works desu
>>214502923Hiss
>>214502923The response he gave is unironically the best response you can give in that situation, just plainly acknowledging that they're being disrespectful fucksTrying to think of an epic comeback just makes you look tryhard and like you were actually hurt by the jokeLaughing it off makes you look like a pushoverThere's no winning, Jonah handled it as best someone could
Probably just keep posting it every day on a Namibian Clitoral Hood Vivisection forum for 7-9 years like a complete faggot.
>>214503095what's this haircut called
>>214503095Tom would have just laughed it off and went, “Ha, yeah, Tom and Leo, they’re great guys, I love those guys man, did you see them in that one movie….” And forced Ornella to get into a real conversation with him person to person so she doesn’t feel like insulting him anymore.
>>214504876>Tom*Brad kek im a retardBut yeah he’d probably tell a fun story from Interview with a Vampire instead of seething
>>214502983More like too many love handles
>>214503095You’re gay, Tom
