What are some based movies?
The Great Silence
>>214505269The thing
Bridge on the River Kwai is similar.
>>214505269when i watched this movie i thought i got a bad download because i didnt know it started with 2 minutes of a black screen
Any kinos about byzantine empire?
>>214505555>baby zoom zoom's first epic
>>214505269Same as essentially every war film that only shows the war itself and not the bitching back home.
>>214505568nigga i am trying to expand my horizons, cut me some slack
>>214505269>>214505533>>214505527>>214505515>>214505347No wonder time flies when you are watching these kinos
>The Thing>The Great Escape>Lawrence of Arabia>Dead Poets Society>Das Boot>Gengarry Glen Ross>Master and Commander>First Blood>Tropic Thunder>All is Lostno women just pure kino.
>>214505269they have a whole 'section' of movies that usually have no women in them that you might like, OP.
>>214505565Goofy aah cringe ass byzantine empire once again btfo by the 100% REAL and LEGIT Roman succesor state ("Popes seal of approval: now with 200% more germans"). Can't even win in the cool quotes competition.
>>214505269Das BootZuluLOTR is pretty close. Hackson wanted a sex scene between Aragorn and Arwen.
>>214505269Lawrence talks like a faggot, so it almost passes the bechfag test
>>214505706There's women at the opening party scene in Das Boot.
>>214505269Zoom zoom here, why is there an opinion that this is a long and boring film? The only godlessly drawn-out moments are connected with landscape scenes without any dialogues, and plot itself is dynamic.
>>214505555Don't worry man I did the same thing. I also turned it off during the intermission
>>214505765>aahZoomers have an excuse, since they've been getting cucked by social media censorship from birth.You are choosing to act like a castrated retard.
>>214505765Lithuania is the only legitimate Roman successor
>>214505706>>Dead Poets SocietyDidn't one of the guys have a girlfriend from another school?
>>214505269wow
>>214505269The longest film ever ("Logistics") doesn't have any speaking parts by a woman though (or a man for that matter).
>>214506149They just watch too much tiktok and their attention span is fried. Keep watching classic films and you'll avoid this.
>>214505269Makes sense arabs and by extention most Europeans and americans are gay, thats why theyre called caucasian, they rape little boys over there and in europe too
> Makes the British film industry his bitch.1968-1984 is the only period when tthe Last of the Romans hasn't had his genetic master race present in the UK film industry.
>>214505269Dirk Bogarde would have made a better Lawrence.O'Toole is miscast.
>>214505765man fuck the HRE
Just watch gay porn if women bother you so much.
>>214507398women != women talkingyou fucking idiot
>>214505555Had the same thing with Kubrick's Spartacus
>>214505269Huh didnt even think about that. No wonder this has always been one of my favorite movies.
>>214505269Don't worry. Lawrence is a gay bottom aka woman and he speaks plenty.
>>214505765I never got this quote because Charles V grew up speaking dutch. Why didnt he include dutch?
>>214505269I pair LOA with Zulu as being top movies that make you feel like youre there. Brilliant cinema. I love movies about the British empire and hate that they are now a sad pathetic island with no colonial ambitions anymore.
>>214505269Somebody should set out to make a film with the specific intention of breaking that record.
>>214505269Lawrence is female coded.
>>214505269Bad Taste. (Or Based Taste if you will.)
>>214505269chuds = aspirationally Jewish = Anglos
>>214506838>Zoomers Dude is anywhere between 16 and 28 which makes him firmly a zoomer. You're either old or using the wrong lingo.
This thread is a perfect example of why I can not call myself right wing.
>>214505533Didn't that have topless native women?
>>214505706>Yes ChadGuy's a chinlet under that beard.
>>214505706I will never watch a movie that passes the Bechdel Test.
>>214512070There's a Brazilian woman who smiles at him for one second (but doesn't say anything) when they're trading for supplies. Then he immediately starts talking about his wife. That's the only women content in the film.
>>214505269Women have no bussy.
>how to save Western Civilization, sirs?>why not just watch mediocre, old movies, yes
>>214505565>Orthobro memes
>>214512223That turkish prison scene is PURE EVROPA.
>>214512365>the Nietzschean urge to overcome the Turkish gay rape
>>214505565Just watch gay porn?
>>214505269Oh, that movie where the main character was gangraped? Not surprising for a movie with no active female characters.
>>214505515The chess computer(aka cheating bitch) has a female voice
>>214505782>ZuluThe missionary's daughter
>>214512719WHORE!
>>214512636Kara Boga is integral to the kino experience.
>>214505269just say you long for mubis with gay sex + the company of other men
>>214509283He was racially some weird Celtic mutt
>>214509283Dutch was still considered a dialect of german back then, no different from Plattdeutsch
>>214505565They got owned by a bunch of inbred Turks
>>214507137This is the most insane thing a human being has ever thought, how embarrassing for you to have thought it at all, let alone type it out for others to read. Shame on you.
>>214505659He was.It was a friendly banter, it basically means "there's a lot more after that"
>>214512741Unfortunately, I went to a public higshchool in the 90s and I was able to see 20-25 girls all year with and without makeup, and I gotta say this men is gay
>>214505269Gettysburg runs for 254 minutes and I can't think of a single woman in it
>>214505269Platoon
>>214505565I genuinely can't think of one. The West always hated the Byzantines and to this day they suppress their memory.
>>214505565I need a >300 minutes kino about Heraclius
>>214512005Because you’re a giant pussy who constantly worries what women will think of him?
>>214514644I think he meant the whole "wanting to suck cock" angle. Can't be right wing without that.
>>214514428wife of the village chief
>>214505706>Tropic ThunderHas some women in the opening scenes. Even two with speaking lines.
>>214514644Maybe he's just a normal person who doesn't throw a fit when a woman is talking in his moving pictures.
>>214512216Wat always reveals faggots doesn't it.
>>214505706>12 angry men>Billy Budd
>>214512741>Women just as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside>Proceeds to spew bile in ironically very bitchy feminine way simply out of being butthurt that someone doesn't agree with him
>>21451692512 angry men might have no women, but it's the furthest thing from based that there is
>>214517102Is it though? It's clearly shown as a cautionary tale against trusting charismatic bad actors.
It has some gay shite tho
>>214505782How can this guy see?
>>214517524it has turks in it, kind of hard to avoid it
>>214517659He goes by smell alone
>>214517659He just saw 4,000 Zulus charging at him. He's seen enough.
>>214507286Toole looked exactly like the real Lawrence, he was simply far too tall.
>>214517327it's he dindu nuffin the movie
>ctrl+f "reservoir dogs">0 resultsthere's one woman, she has no lines, and is brutally murdered seconds after being introduced
>>214505269Why do you hate women?
>>214505269What are you going to do in this situation, white boy?
>>214505706The second speaking character in First Blood is a black woman, you woke faggot
>>2145120054 channel.com is a libertarian and left wing site
>>214516665even has a pretty great linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRuLlCLVda8
>>214512005It has less to do with political ideology and more to do with many posters here being incels and spiritual if not physical thirdies.
>>214505765>French to menZesty motherfucker. No wonder he doesn't want God to understand him.
>>214519218start moaning. might as well enjoy it
>>214516841>"normal" person who throws a fit when women aren't talking
>>214509283He was the last of the Burgundians, so he'd have mostly spoken French and Latin, not Dutch.
>>214506149It basically ends and restarts like 3 times.
>>214505533>>214512070It is one of the few instances where the movie is better than the book, as the book has a really obnoxious side plot with the gunner's wife having sex with Hollum and getting pregnant, there is also a really obnoxious sequence where Lucky Jack and the Doctor get rescued by strong native women that need no man and their stupid women only ship.
>>214505269This T.E. Lawrence, he's like half a fag, or somethin?
>>214505706>Gengarry Glen RossThe men act like women
>>214512685I loved those Arctic Legos...
>>214519385I don't throw a fit over anything a woman does. Or a man for that matter. You're all just soft.
>>214505706I would almost say Dr. Strangelove but there's a woman in it for about 3 minutes but she's literally just there to be a fuck toy for one of the characters
>>214505269>In an interview with The Washington Post in 1989, director David Lean said that Lawrence and Ali were written as being in a gay relationship. When asked about whether the film was "pervasively homoerotic", Lean responded:>>Yes. Of course it is. Throughout. I'll never forget standing there in the desert once, with some of these tough Arab buggers, some of the toughest we had, and I suddenly thought, "He's making eyes at me!" And he was! So it does pervade it, the whole story, and certainly Lawrence was very if not entirely homosexual. We thought we were being very daring at the time: Lawrence and Omar, Lawrence and the Arab boys.
>>214505269>also happens to be the best movie ever made
I enjoy how there's a woman in here with 6 or 7 seething posts who just keeps going even when she gets no replies.
>>2145207362001 similarly. IIIRC, there's the one guy's daughter, a flight attendant, and that's it.
>>214505555There was a screening of 2001 A Space Odyssey at my local theatre and the projectionist came in during the first 2 minutes and apologized for the projector "not working". I corrected him like a sperg
>>214505565The Byzantines were a bunch of backstabbing fuckups who are mostly responsible for their own fall, it's surprising they lasted as long as they did.
>>214505702`shit ending
>>214505269lol
>>214505782>Hackson wanted a sex scene between Aragorn and Arwen.for real?!
>>214505269>It's based guys you dont' have to see any females and you get to stare at dirty stinky arabs and rancid turkniggers for four hours.Yeah go watch faggotporn somewhere else.
As for the Thing, I like to point out that the film's very first line is spoken (as the chess computer) by Adrienne Barbeau, which has some significance. She's taunting the entire camp that their situation is fucked from the start. Also, The Thing has this sort of autistic, mousy model-maker woman who crafted the saucer model shown in the first shot. In some behind the scenes stuff, she gave a very cute demonstration on how her good model works: "see here, this part lights up when you press the button", etc. Third, on the shoot they had some sort of script girl of minor contributor, and she was very pregnant at the time. Once she became too pregnant, she had to leave, and from then on it was a pure sausage fest, only men were present on location and on set.
>>214519340He meant it in a “pardon my French” kind of way (swearing)
>>214505269The Killers (1964)
>>214505269>Lawrence of ArabiaKWAB
>>214509283Dutch is German.
>>214514454The "West" hated Byzantines so much, that they organized multiple crusades to save it... Is this the cope that modern day Greeks (and online larpers) tell themselves? Greeks only regained Anatolia thanks to the efforts of the Crusaders.Inb4 muh fourth crusade. Maybe don't massacre the Latins a few years prior, then invite excommunicated "crusaders" to participate in your inner conflicts, and then don't give them the promised reward. Mercenaries tend to chimp out, when you don't give them what has been promised. You'd think the Greeks had learned that.
>>214519292fo'channel.gov is a contrarian site
>>214505347>The Great SilenceRace mixing crap, and both endings are stupid
>>214527698Man, the Paris mob is oftehn called the champions of chimping out (especially when talking about the 18th-19th centuries) but Constantinople's best managed to be far more retarded and destructive whenever they went apeshit. Between the Latin massacres or the Nika riots, it's like they actively tried to destroy the city.
Gattaca.
>>214519547Maybe you are a fag? Ever thought of that?!
>>214505269Lawrence was basically woman if you catch my drift
>>214506146dropped
>>214505269Can't wait for HBO to make a tv show based on Lawrence of Arabia, and including that chick from Chernobyl as the strong woman who teaches Lawrence how to become a better man and gain the trust of the arabs.
>>214505702Crappy remake.
>>214525325>Aragorn and Arwen:>“…the second film was originally going to open with the couple bathing naked in the ‘crystal clear rock pools’ of the Glittering Caves, where they happen to be discovered by Legolas and Gimli who are taking a sight-seeing boat trip through the caves!
>>214505269Is it worth watching? I heard that the ending is unhappy and that it is almost 4 hours long
>>214530440You're laughing, but back in 2024 there was information that Roland Emerich went to some studio with the idea of a remake series based on LoA. Sooner or later, they'll get there.
>>214530673Don't bother, the bad guys win the war in the end
>>214505347>The Great SilenceLiteral communist propaganda.
>>214513380Fuck off buddy we’re not inbred if anything we’re too mixed with persians, greeks and caucasians.
>>214505565>Any kinos about byzantine empire?Here, enjoy, lmao. The Greek memepire doesn't deserve anything better.
>>214530835And? Many posters here are communist adjacent politically and there is nothing wrong with that.Also disliking the political message of a film doesn't necessarily mean said film is bad or not worth watching.
>>214529915>Oaah!!
The most beautiful film I've ever seen, and zero computer graphics.
>>214505269>>214505706>>214512005>>214519130Why do /tv/chuds hate women?
>>214505706also the good the bad and the ugly
>>214505269I have been putting off watching this movie. You sold me, I shall watch it tomorrow night, thanks. I avoided it because ol' Larry was a homosexual and into BDSM. Will there ever be a movie about Sir Richard Francis Burton in the same vein as this one? I get this deep depression when I read about men like this. We can never do what they did, not nowadays in clownworld. Take Sentinel Island for instance, instead of studying them or taking their island, we just act all moralfag.
>>214505347>>214505515Based films don't have blacks, especially in speaking roles
>>214506149Imagine how bad ass that would look on the silver screen. Those landscapes would seem so real yet alien at the same time.
>>214531105I don't get the point of the pictureBong women are ugly and Irish men are handsome or what?
>>214530673The 4 hours fly by without women to cramp the plot. The first half is great and triumphant, although the second half does feel pointless and depressing. I'd say it's still worth your time at a minimum to say you've seen it. Excellent cinematography on display through the whole film
>>214505269Andrei Rublevthe only woman is literally retarded
>>214506149no idea why people think it's boring, it's the most compelling and beautiful film
>>214505269I got tickets to see this playing at my local theater in a couple weeks, on my wife's suggestion oddly enough. what are we in for?
What do we call the second tier where women have nearly no presence or a completely inconsequential role?
No chicks.
>>214531271She's 1/8 indian
I love how men would force themselves to gobble down the most boring shit ever and pretend to enjoy it simply because it has no women. I'm sure Star Trek: The Motion Picture and Space Odyssey would be mentioned in this thread as well if they were only men in the cast.
>>214532863>I'm sure Star Trek: The Motion Picture and Space Odyssey would be mentioned in this thread as wellAnd praised, i forgot to add.
>>214532608kino movie
>>214505765>>214509283It's an apocryphal quote, not real sadly.
>>214519339>incelsBut I love having sex with women, just not listening to them afterwards.
>>214505269retard
>>214505269Reminder the guy on the left is a Mexican and extremely based.
>>214512216Faggggggs
>>214533510He's the best character in this movie, so he's cool, yeah.
Thinly veiled military-industrial complex thread
So is Lawrence of Arabia part of the alien universe or what?
>>214534234It's based on real events, so yes, just like the rest of WW1.
Gigakino
>>214534234>Prometheus cribbing off Lawrence of Arabia>Alien Earth cribbing off Ice AgeImagine falling so low.
>>214534401it represents each aimed audience
>>214518566he was not a 100% copy of the real Lawrence. The real one was not a handsome guy but a typical anglo guy of short stature, and O'Toole had a pretty face (by those standards, don't pick on me) and was tall. Probably 100% hit was only in behavior. The one who was definitely not a miscast was Obi Wan in the role of an Arabian prince.
>Except for a still photo of Eva Novak, there are no women in this film.
>>214531271She's not ugly. Her nude scene in the 1st episode was nice.
>>214513555youre probably right, its all good
>>214514001there was one moment where a young woman says that she thought that the war was in virginia when the 20th maine walked by her house
>>214505269Sounds genuinely based. I have to watch this film.
>>214514644Because it's retarded LARP. Trite and detached from both reality and anything truly transcendental.
>>214531105Trying to remove them instead of putting them in their proper place is a classic overreaction. There's cases where this can still be beneficial and perhaps even necessary for a time but movies are not one of them.
>>214533773the scene where lawrence convinces him to march on aqaba and then the final scen of him and and ali arguing in the courtyard are the best in the film
>>214505269Movie is underwritten. Dune and Star Wars achieve so much more on pretty much any level.
>>214533929B-but City of London... I mean Anglo supremacy... is BASED!
>>214530673It's worth watching but don't expect anything mind-blowing. It's very much a movie of its time with direction and writing you're probably already familiar with if you've seen any of the epics from that time.
>>214536458Okay, thanks bro
>>214531105I don't remember Daenerys being raped by a bunch of Turks.
>>214536800Now post Old Hollywood actresses... They weren't great looking either.
>>214505269I recently discovered for myself that the LOTR trilogy is like that. Like, we have men in the main roles, and only three women, and each did exactly one useful thing and did not interfere with the male cast
>>214536853They are still more pleasant to look at than modern goblins.
>>214536915Depends on what you're watching, but generally correct.
>>214519456The book The Far Side of the World is entirely different than the movie. The film uses plot points from a bunch of different books in the series. Most of the interactions with the French ship (which is American in the TFSOTW novel) are lifted from Desolation Island with the Dutch ship Waakzaamheid.
>>214530835Extremly based yes (and based off fucking real events you yankee dipshit)>>214527825you yankee peace of shit you're completly retared. What in the world is wrong with a sexy white dude fucking with a sexy black chick ? I know you are not sexy but I cannot even comprehend why your're mad at this. At least if it was the other way around (i assume that you are white) I could get that you complain for the retarded "theyre stealing our women" thing
>>214505702Vincent has a wife. She has in fact more spoken lines than he does, and he's on screen ten times longer than her.>>214525248>NOOOOO! IT HAS TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!Why are Americans like that?
>>214512223Lawrance is pretty good. I get it, it clocks almost 4 hours, but it's still worth it.Also, who said anything about saving Western civilization? This is a board about watching old movies
>>214519218I rape the turks with my bussy
>>214533101This, but unironically
>>214534284>Conquers all of Afghanistan with nothing but a big nerve>Gets defeated by a woman biting himLmao. I would commit sudoku myself, rather than wait for the shitskins to do it
>>214505565>Any kinos about byzantine empire?Literally none unfortunately. Hollywood is too busy making 20 more Holocaust movies as we speakhttps://youtu.be/zf8Bf04Lb9E
>>214531105Actually I really like Daenerys a lot and was seething when they made her kill like half a million people for literally no reason
>>214506149A lot of our fellow zoomers have been mind raped though tiktok doomscrolling where they don't have the attention span necessary to watch a movie anymore. It's very important in the modern day to do some less stimulating leisure activities here and there, like reading for example, so that your attention span isn't fucked
