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why is this slop so overrated
it's stalker for the hunger games audience
garland is such a lousy director
stalker is nothing happens the movie but it looks amazing
this is nothing happens the movie but it looks terrible
uses more lens flares and bokeh than a 2010 teenage girl on instagram
it's pure digital cinematography ugliness, I don't understand how people don't see how ugly it looks
lasts two hours when it could have been 90 minutes, it takes 27 minutes before the movie begins
no one says this enough but padded length time is the great cancer of modern movies
i don't mind slow and meandering if you build atmosphere but in this movie it's just exposition and everything is flat
the whole mystery is just fauna and flora are merging, that's it, that's the whole two hours, don't expect any interesting imagery besides walking in some tall grass with some random flowers growing unusually
and the whole cast is five women walking and talking about some arbitrary screenwriter 101 basic bitch traumas, who the fuck wants to see five women talk for two hours
portman looks worried and frowns for two hours, the only good actress here is jennifer jason leigh and she phones it in, the other three are completely nonexistent charisma voids
I despise this piece of crap and anyone who praised it
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this is a serious story
i am acting
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also that yeah forgot about it
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If you want a good story with this kind of premise, just read Roadside Picnic which is the book that Tarkovsky based Stalker on. All the imitations since then (including Stalker) have just not been as good.
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It's a shame how disappointing Garland is as a director. He shows such potential yet all of his efforts are lackluster. There's always a couple interesting scenes or ideas that get lost in a mess of bad writing. He should collaborate with other writers and directors.



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