>you're not a real oldfag
Imagine how pathetic it would be to have any memory of ancient 2008 /tv/ at this point. WHY are you still here
>>214506370kek the uncs will not like this one
>>214506370>I'm what?
>>214506422Post dick
I've been here 20 years but never fully assimilated. What does that make me?
>>214506385I've been on this site here since 2004. Probably even earlier because I remeber there were only two boards /a/ for anime and /b/ was anime/random at one point. I'm starting to forget most of our history at this point.
>>214506370I don't even know what constitutes being an oldfag is anymore. I can't remember which board it was on, but back in the day, remember getting laughed out of a thread because I said I was an oldfag because I'd been going to /b/ since 2007. I saw greentext posts on funnyjunk and wanted to check out the super sekrit hacker site known as "4chan." Now nobody bats an eye if someone says they're an oldfag because they've been here since 2013.
>Phoneposting Twitter threads for God's sake. I worked my ass to get my (You)'s. You take these screenshots and you think suddenly you're my peer? The board is sacred
>>214506385>>214506463>>214506471think I first came here in 2005 after a friend told me to check it out. found it repetitive and unfunny, left for a year then came back and stuck around for longer sout of boredom and began to find it funny.i'm still an outsider, don't have more than a handful of threads saved, don't have a meme folder and haven't made a thread in over a decade.aa for why? it's like private piles said in Wayne's world 2, I've got nowhere else to go
>>214506385
>>214506370GIRUGAMESH
>>214506477I'm an oldfag, I've been posting since 2016.
>>214506370>EY JIMMY YOU AINT NO GOOD AND YOU WILL NEVER BE NO GOOD BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU DO GOOD YOU BECOME BAD!That aint true Chuck!>Opps Jimmy, looks like you fucked me over and made me kill myself, oh and fucked a ton of other people over too for no reason, oh and screwed Hamlin over until you got him killed too!Damn, guess we really are better call saul.Over rated hunk of shit show with zero pay off to anything.>Spend 20 minutes showing guys going on a crime spree at the start of the show for no reason other then 50% off.>Do nothing with them.
>>214506477Lmao 2010 here.Be honest am I an old fag?
>>214506477I somehow found 4chan in 2010 at 10 years old but didn’t start regularly using it until 2013 and it has honestly ruined my life. Turned me into a complete weirdo during the most important years of my life, which was fun but I now regret
>>214506477I remember when people said "I was here before boxxy" ironically. Then they said it unironically. Now barely anyone knows who it is. You are here forever. Memes in the rain.
>>214506942>YOU BECOME BADbreak bad*
>>214507024I found it at 8 years old in 2004 but didn’t use it until I got to middle school in 2008 and wanted to complain about niggers/ask about why they were so dumb.
>>214507024yeah I'm glad I only found it once I turned 18, I was already a semi shut in dork and being on here even younger might have propelled me into full on incel/an hero territory
>>214507068I can confirm I have no idea who boxxy is
>Election tourists have been here almost 10 yearsJesus Christ...
zero chance that there are any oldfags left>>214506463>>214506471>>214506541this is larp
I've somehow managed to be on and off this site since 06 and missed every single major happening.
>>214506471Ive been here since 2004 too. The future sucks bro.
Here's your "golden age" by the way, the thing you're treated like an outsider for not experiencing.
>>214508166>Holy shity, this wins so much Interbutt. XD
>>214508166This just looks like total post-irony at this point. Kinda full circle.
>>214506370for you
>>214508166>pedobearwhy does no one ever post this guy anymore
>>214506370I'm a pretty old oldfag in that I have a Breaking Bad folder from when the show was airing.
>>214507939Yes, it does.
>>214508344funny but there was also huell and that black cop
>>214508301because it's le heck*n problematic
>>214508366Gomie wasn't black you racist fuck
Started browsing in 2010 and have checked this board every single day sinceI miss when 4channel had such a small user base that you could recognize anons
>Last april fools day was when it really felt like 4chan again
>>214508301same reason why /tl/ doesn't exist anymore.
>>214508366The meme was pre-Huell. That's how much of an oldfag I am.
>>214508460These were actually not funny
>>214508420I remember 2012 feeling like I'd been here forever and that the site was dead at that point in terms of quality.no idea how it is 13 years later. it sounds obscene
>>214508485Yeah I remember feeling that way too. Summer 2012 was like the end of old 4chan because “better moderation” ruined board culture and good posters left
>>214508433Wasn't the last April Fools the board closure one with the fake FBI page? Not only was that lame and unfunny, it became even less funny when the FBI really DID shut the site down for weeks shortly after.
>>214508722>FBI really DID shut the site down for weeks shortly after.literally never happened
>>214508558We have a new culture now gramps
>>214506507I came here in 2003, Just like you did.
I AM AN OLDFAG
>>214506370>and HE gets to be a janitor? What a sick joke!
>>214508558yeah, that was when moot removed all the good/real mods and the place became fedded.no idea why we're still here. I escaped for a year or two when infinity was first up, felt like I was talking to people again. when that too was fedded I returned here. i switched to /tv/ as my main board some time either before or after 2012, to make life more pleasant.
>>214506576Peace and love-pilled
>>214506477The idea of someone actually, unironically claiming that you're "NOT AN OLDAG" when you've been using a website for more than 10 years is so retarded that obviously nobody is going to perpetuate it anymore
It has been over 10 years since he left us
>>214506370I've been here since 2005
>>214506422Fr bix nood mufugga cap yo bich ass. Cap on dis bruh. Born wit it shit dawg hell nah. Sit down be humble
>>214509764>actual newfag detected.it's not about years, it's about eras.it's like saying you went to disney world when it still had studio tours and you could procure the services of the voice actresses involved in various famous animations for a hefty price.it sets you apart from. someone who's just been going for 20 years but never saw the real deal.
>>214508927No every board is the same it’s all homogenized spam by the millions
>>214510378/b/ is untouchable now.there are worse and less worse
>>214510539I would say a sfw /b/ could be good but the glows in charge would bot it anyway
>>214510727yeah. definitely zero porn, zero bots.they claimed that's what the /shit/ and /r9k/ boards were supposed to be, but never were.
It’s true, once you’re here you’re here forever. 4chan is my only friend
>>214506385>2008>ancient Hahaha oh wow
Never forget what they took from you
>>214506370What's wrong with being on 4chan for a while? People waste their time scrolling tiktoks and reels, I better banter around on anonymous board. I browse like 3 boards only and it's more than enough. I don't get why it is so "tragic" for some of you faggots that people browse the website for a decade at least