>>214506591
>he looks over at Greengrass, her violated asshole next to a pile of excrement
>he lifts his robes and shits calmly
>it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length
>a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk
>he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely
>he takes out his wand
>'TELEPORTUS!'
>Greengrass stiffens up
>her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop
>actually felt sorry for her for a moment
>we watch as Greengrass builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus
>pretty much everyone has left her by this point
>Greengrass's legs and arms are trembling beneath her
>she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetime
>with each loud groan we see the crap move out an inch
>it doesn't even break off
>'I should cut back on the fibre' Dumbledore says
>several intense minutes later it appears as if it's levitating out of Greengrass's overtaxed anus
>it's that solid
>Greengrass is shaking immensely now
>with a last push it falls to the ground
>so does Greengrass out of exhaustion
>'my job here is done' Dumbledore says before stretching his legs to his office
>we can't help but stare at Greengrass's ravaged arse
>moments later we hear Dumbledore shout '1 000 points from Slytherin' as he leaves, calmly
>2/2

>>214506591
>>214506594
>mexican humor

>>214506611
Good morning saar

these shouldn't be any longer than a single post, it just becomes pathetic

won't even bother reading it to examine the content itself

>>214506638
>won't even bother reading it to examine the content itself
Muttoid hands typed this post

>>214506658
why are you describing the OP

>>214506745
Post hand

>>214506755
i'd post my cock but sight of my monumental, white marble pillar of a meat log would instantly blind your shitskin eyes and impregnate every woman in or near your tin-roof shack that is within range of the wifi the very picture itself is being downloaded through. i don't want a bunch of halfie beaner kids in south america - or worse, JEET muttlings.

>>214506791
Yes yes anon we all know your phone has a zoom option

>>214506805
not enough magnification to see the end of it, yes
state troopers have to clear lanes on the highway when its fully engorged and they're hauling it by semi to your mom's house for a quad-weekly visit

>>214506591
gave me kek op

>>214506611
/thread

>>214506855
>state troopers
Weren't you denying being a mutt?

>>214506591
>>214506594
Sometimes you can be so creative it’s just unfunny, and other way around.

>>214506870
I dunno. .howler and .portrait made me smirk but that's about it

>>214506591
This isn't good enough to warrant being a pasta, please stop posting it. The best one was Dumbledore screaming at the Patil girls about being Indian.

>>214506882
Honestly “howler” is why I said creative.

You know what I’ll say it, nice work OP.

>>214506911

>"Step forward, my dear!" Dumbledore said to the girl, smiling warmly. Padma Patil approached cautiously, her fellow first years watching with interest.
>Stooping over to bring his face close to hers, Dumbledore asked, "From where are you joining us, young lady?"
>"India!" Padma replied. She had hardly uttered the last syllable before Dumbledore seized the girl by her collar and, with superhuman strength, shoved her into the wall. Such was his force that a spatter of bright red blood was left upon the rough hewn stone where Padma had impacted it, before falling into a heap upon the floor, utterly motionless. The great hall fell silent.
>"We are well rid of such filth," Dumbledore said calmly, the warmth now gone from his voice. "Now, next!"
>Parvati Patil stepped past her twin sister's corpse, struggling to contain her sobs. Nervously, she approached the Headmaster.
>"And where is it that you're from, my dusky dear?" Dumbledore asked.
>"P-Pakistan...?"
>"Pakistan?" Dumbledore turned to the assembled students. "Pakistan!" he said mirthfully, beaming. A nervous laughter of relief rippled through the crowd.
>And then, in a blindingly quick motion, Dumbledore seized the girl's head forcefully and brought it in close to his. Partvati's body writhed and thrashed violently for a moment as Dumbledore applied the Dementor's Kiss, filling the last few moments of the girl's life with raw agony before she crumpled beside her sister.
>Straightening himself, Dumbledore turned back to the students and let out a long, satisfied sigh. "Pakistan," he said, "is India."

>>214506948
Kek. That's the one

>>214506911
>>214506948
>>214507250
Why can't Britishers understand how ethnicities can be different across a continent? Is it because they're all inbred Euros?

>>214507312
you meet one dirty useless shitskin and you've met them all. ethnicities only apply when there's actually a difference in culture, language, and possibly religion and it's not just a trash strewn dirt road separating the two barely functional truckstops you call a village

>>214507462
>a trash strewn dirt road separating the two barely functional truckstops you call a village
Like in America?

>>214507544
our roads are concrete, our trash is domestic, and our truckstops have real toilets in them here in the USA. they're these big porcelain white things you shit in and they make the poo go away

>>214507603
>our truckstops have real toilets in them here in the USA. they're these big porcelain white things you shit in and they make the poo go away
Explain San Francico then

>>214507610
lots of shitskins who love to poo everywhere and a municipal government that won't do the needful

>>214507312
Dumbledore is an ancient old British man, who was likely travelling the world during the time that Britain owned India. Part of India was the area which we now know as the nation of Pakistan. In 1948 the country declared independence from India and was recognised internationally as its own nation. So there is little ethnic difference between somebody from Pakistan and India, there are Pakistanis alive today who WERE Indians. Dumbledore, who in this story is cartoonishly racist, obviously dismisses the idea of there being any differences at all between the two people because in his youth they were one and the same.
Are there any other obvious jokes you'd like me to explain for you, saar?

>>214507661
All your homeless are cumskins, the only Hindus in America are the ones who own all your tech now lmao

>>214507681
>So there is little ethnic difference between somebody from Pakistan and India, there are Pakistanis alive today who WERE Indians.
The people living in Kashmir which Pakistan stole do not count

>>214506591
>>214506594
Not happy at all, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad, I will love it if it is removed from my head and would you please give up telling me it again. Honestly, this was a terrible effort trying to bring a smile away from me. No laughing, not hehe, not even a subtle outburst from my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain prepares your facial muscles but I don't even feel the slightest movement. 0/10 jokes are so bad, I can't believe anyone is legal enough to give you creative rights. The amount of brain power you put into that joke could power every home on Earth. Get a personality and learn to make a joke, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny, I really mean that about how this is just comedy in comedy. You have killed the humor and every act of comedy on the planet. I am very frustrated that society has failed to teach you how to be humorous. Honestly if I put all the strength and time to try and make your joke funny, it would require Einstein to build a device so I could connect to energies of a billion. the star to do that, and the only thing that joke got from everyone was a subtle contempt. You are so lucky that I still have some sympathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I will take all the war crimes recorded in history just to prevent you from trying to bring any humor. any more fun. We should put that joke in the textbook so that future generations can be wary of becoming an absolute failure in comedy. I was frustrated, hurt and outraged that my precious time was wasted just for my brain to understand the joke. During that time I was planning on helping orphans, but because of that you did I had to explain with the least obscurity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now the kids are suffering when there is no meal and there is no one to blame but you. I hope you are happy with what you have done and I really hope you can move on and learn from this pitiful effort.

>>214507698
Shut the fuck up you disgusting brownoid fuck. Fucking subhuman

>>214507715
>Devolves into racist ranting the moment you mention that all the rich companies in "his" country would rather hire competent people from Bharat than him

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>>214507698
saarr we are owning all the technology saaarr

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SAR WE ARE BUILDING AMERICA SAR

>>214507788
The fucking leaf on the tractor at the end is what got me

>>214507820
I don't see the issue?