Xenomorphs need love too editionPrevious: >>214493999
>>214506686>okay so we have to have the Singh to impregnate someone with a facehugger>how about Hermit>FUCK YOU. No harm to Hermit!>...okay, how about Low Sperm Count?>Perfect! Now How do we get him into the lab?>How about one of the other synths gets attacked in the lab and Low Sperm Count has to help him?>Okay, but we already showed Wendy 1v1 a xenomorph, what could possibly harm a synth?>How about The Fly™ eats metal and robotics?>Perfect!>So he gets attacked and then Low Sperm Count goes to help him out and then Singh opens the door to the xeno eggs.>But didn't we already establish the eggs only open if a human is right beside them?>It doesn't matter. Our audience won't care.
>>214506686erm.... wtf have they done to the design fo the front of it? are they fucking serious?>>214506722Why did you focus on the name "singh" which only revealed in one episode and never used since, his name is Slightly, even Aarush has been used a lot more so seems a bit suspiscious
>>214506686dead show
>>214506686xeno chads breeding pajeetas?
>>214506761shes hispanic but keep projecting bro
>>214506739>erm.... wtf have they done to the design fo the front of it?Hawley's retardation, the usual answer. He said he didn't like the human ribs on xenomorphs and decided to replace them with cockroach inspired designs.
>>214506739noah hawley the smug pseudointellectual pseudocultured fuck didn't like giger's design for the alien's chest ribcage because it was too human
>>214506767She's a pajeeta on both sides, are you functionally retarded?
>>214506775>>214506782ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Oh man this gets me hyper mad
>>214506782Imagine thinking you know better than Giger.
>>214506767I like these classic hispanic weddings, you know
>>214506808this is the most angry ive been since the show started i never really seen a close up this faggots front I knew something was off with the design especially the Digitigrade legs when it didn't come from an animal, but this THIS is fucking retarded of the highest order
Brainlets are frightened by the literary allusions and philosophical themes presented in Alien: Earth.
>>214506686what is he looking at
>>214506831wtf is in your pic
>>214506824the alien: isolation xenomorph also has those legs and the game is considered highly authentic by many fans. whether it justifies the legs on the earth xeno design, i don't know, but it might explain where they got the idea.
>>214506686>Xenomorph is meant to resemble a human in a fucked up fetishistic way to unsettle you and make degenerates get hard>Nah fuck that, make it into a space bug!God why the fuck are they making the Xenomorph look worse in every incarnation?
>>214506824>be Hawley>want to make some pseud robot show about consciousness transfer>studio won't give you money unless you attach it to a known franchise>Alien!>put an alien in the show for a couple scenes each episode>concentrate on your retarded robot plot>display absolute negligence toward the xenomorph>make a retarded costume>hire a short actor>think you know better than Giger (xeno design, ribs, etc.)>think you know better than Ridley (tell journalists Prometheus and Covenant are not canon to your show)>tell journalists the show takes place around Aliens instead of Alien, that's how much you care about that alien shitHawley's hubris is on another level
I was thinking about Kirsh monitoring the hybrids on a tablet. For starters why does he need a tablet, he is an android, couldn't they just get the signal directly into his brain? Also why send signals about a top secret project wirelessly at all? Why not have people/synths monitor them on site? It's guaranteed that there are snooper ships, submarines, or bouys that are in the area, trying to get intel about what a rival corporation is doing, so why communicate their secrets in such an insecure way? Anybody who can recieve their signal, and break their encryption would know about their hybrids, and their different xenos already because of the tablet fuckery. Cyborg groid only needed his tracker on the pajeet hybrid for communication, because otherwise could have found the island anyways.
>>214506925No one in the writers room thought about it as much as you just did
>>214506925boy chandelier can only afford 1 synth and 1 weak sperm engineer
>>214506686I only watched 2 episodes for now, it's well made but I have no idea where it's going, too many characters doing too many differents things, buy a writer ffs.
>>214506975:|
>>214506975>Every>Single>Time
>>214506808grim
>>214506130To the anon talking that FTL doesn't exist. Prometheus specifically mentions Weyland inventing FTL in the intro.
>>214507164The Heliades was humanity's first crewed FTL capable spacecraft. Launched in 2031 by Weyland Corp, it was the first ship of its class. The ship was smaller than its successor, the USCSS Prometheus, although they belonged to the same class. By the early 2070s, Heliades had made hundreds of flights into the solar system and beyond. It could travel 10 to 15 times faster than the speed of light. It was also the flagship of Weyland Corporation's fleet for decades.
>>214507164>>214507199Hawley said Prometheus and Covenant, thus Engineers, David, black goo, etc. are not canon to Erf
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
Episode 6 was just silly, bordering on actual comedy >wake up from having memory wiped>IMMEDIATELY have missing memories pointed out >next-gen robots are the most important and valuable thing in Prodigy>monitoring room is EMPTY at ALL TIMES Now see they could have achieved the same outcomes of the kids getting up to crazy things but that would require some more intelligent writing instead of "Prodigy HQ is a ghost town where anyone does anything"
>>214506686Why the fuck does this show take place on Earth? When someone hears "Alien: Earth" your imagination runs wild with an awesome show about aliens slowly taking over the Earth! That's awesome sounding!! Nope artsy fartsy bullshit in a secure lab in the middle of the ocean. Fuck off. I hate this shit.
>>214507406that's why it's Alien Erf not Alien Earth
I watched the first two episodes and thought it was the biggest piece of garbage.Then it kept popping up in my feed. All this positive stuff about it.So I started watching episode 3. I got about half way, just after the fight scene in the shipping container.That was fucking hard to watch. This show fucking SUCKS. What the fuck is with the alien backing off once it has them cornered? Why did it start jumping on the roof? Classic lazy writing move. The alien has Macy and the guy cornered. no exit, they’re panicked and trapped, and what does it do?It just backs off.Why? No reason. No new threat. No distraction. No logic. Just conveniently lets the plot continue. It kills tension instead of raising it.Shitty shows like alien earth get made because modern media doesn't reward good stories. it rewards marketable content. Doesn't even matter what it is. as long as sounds good at a pitch, it'll be bought and paid for.
>>214507406you think this show is "artsy"?
>>214506905>tell journalists the show takes place around Aliens instead of Alien, that's how much you care about that alien shitThe show is definitely a prequel to Alien. For absolutely no reason at all.
Can /tv/ pull off this look?
>>214507538Sure, but the show runner doesn't know it
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>>214507563>>214507595Tim is relentlessly handsome and that deformed nepo bitch next to him is hard to look at
>>214507583Bravo Noah
Hey, why don't Prodigy just find some braindead person within their territory, and give that body to the Oceullus to control? As in might as well, not like someone clinically braindead would ever use their body again. Also if they consider the Ocellus smart, why not give it something to draw with? And try to communicate with it through drawing, or by a vague sign language (pointing at things)? Wouldn't it be just as interesthing as the Xenomorph? Xenomorph top interest point in this show is the communication frequencies of their species, otherwise it would be just their acid blood, and fast growing. The Ocellus might have a complex intellect they can interact with, and it could be reasoned with, via the carrot (access to bodies), or the stick (in the eye directly, could try liquid irritants first).
>>214507634they are gonna do that next
>>214507583>somewhere around Aliens>when the Nostromo clearly had some form of FTL>and by Aliens it would be an incredibly decrepit ship(which was already a bit old by Alien)>and A:E essentially states they have no FTLHawley, please, just shut the fuck up holy shit
>>214507658dude just wanted a robot show and they burdened him with alien kek
kek
i rewatched prometheus yesterday and realized how cool it was. the engineers are based. i like how they start up their spaceship by pulling out a little flute and playing a tune on it.https://youtu.be/C1EeYB8Aog0?t=65yes that's my main takeaway from the movie
>>214507690hawley said it's not canon :3
>>214507687>brutal moggings
>>214507704he said alien earth is not canon =)
>>214506956this doesnt require thought it's basic stuff that should have been covered, writers are not even trying
>>214507529The Peter Pan and children in adults bodies that never grow up bullshit is what I'm talking about. It doesn't fit at all. It's like they took a black mirror episode and jammed it into an Alien series. It's retarded.
>>214507690>i rewatched prometheus yesterday and realized how cool it was.Eat your shit somewhere private please.
>>214506905he just wants to explore incest, leave him alone.
>>214506975wtf is a gentile?
>>214507841>t. millennial reddit tranny
>>214507846Gentle/Goy is basically jew-speak for 'non-human cattle slave'.Their religion says there's jews, and gentiles. If you're not a jew you're a gentile and your purpose is to serve jews.
>>214507517>What the fuck is with the alien backing off once it has them cornered?Xeno must've realized he was up against Marcy Sue and Plot Armor Boy>stabs Hermit straight on the chest, lifts him up by the wound and he shrugs it off for a good while>gets pulled around like a puppydog by Marcy and then beheaded by herAnd its senses were right.
>>214507889wtf...muslims say if youre apart of allah youre going to hell, so are all muzzers gentiles?I dont belief god would blackmail you to believe in him
>>214507936not apart*
>>214507936Being jewish is a race thing not a religion thing.Think less 'muslims think nonbelievers are shitters' and more 'niggers think everyone who isn't a nigger is going to hell'.
>>214507936>I dont belief god would blackmail you to believe in himThat's the premise of a fuckton of religions/interpretations though
>>214508023>That's the premise of a fuckton of religions/interpretations thoughnot the kind ones like hiundus and buddists
>>214507887they're the ones that love it tho
>>214507563I love Timmy
At this point I have to say it - we didn't appreciate how good we had it with Fede Alvarez. Memberberries and fan service is luch better than slop that ignores previous works, but someone that clearly did not want to tell a xenomorph story.
>>214508469it's not surprising that directors (Hawley and Scott) who make a point of proudly ignoring the works of others in the franchise are the ones that turn out the worst schlock
>>214506844It's the bottom side of the Alien's neck. Right near the collar bone.Though I believe that is one of the hero suits from Aliens.
>>214508518who did scott ignore?
>>214506686Oooo he’s handsome :)
>>214508573everything after Alien
>>214506767projecting what? her actual ethnicity? lol
Hollywood finally found the only way anyone would believe>50lbs petite woman vs 5 trained marinesbullshit: It's a fucking 300lbs robot that looks female.
>>214508577fag
Hawley should introduce Predators in season 2
>>214508039nah they hate it
>>214508616>It's a fucking 300lbs robot that looks femaleAlien synthetics aren't any heavier than regular people.
>>214508647Nope. Go to r/lv426 and make a thread complaining about Prometheus. They'll downvote and argue you to oblivion.It's literally the Millennial Redditor movie.
>>214508518scott didn't ignore anything except some throwaway comics and AVP, you're just trying to slyly say "b-but scott did it too so hawley's slop isn't that bad"
>>214506904I know at least 2 people who fuckin get hard to h.r. giger art.
>>214508663reddit likes everything and avoids arguing due to toxic positivity
>>214508676ok, name one thing he drew from any of the films after Alien.
>>214508630There will DEFINITELY be a Predator in the final shot of the final episode because this and Predator Badlands is all just a set up to the new AVP movie.
>>214508692I don't mind Xenomorph bitches when they've been redesigned to be more feminine and stuff.
>>214508676Scott doesn't like any of the movies after the one he directed (and didn't write). He made a point of killing Neil Blomkamp's sequel to Aliens.>>214508717lol no, they argue for votes and awards. Try going there and complaining about Prometheus. They'll bury you.
>>214506821imagine the smell
>>214508737prometheus and covenant happen before alien, so there is nothing to take from aliens or alien 3. he did put APCs into prometheus with a design language similar to the aliens apcs.
>>214507687>it's time to discuss the Olyphant in the room
>>214508769>He made a point of killing Neil Blomkamp's sequel to Aliens.good, neil blomkamp is a glorified VFX artist who happened to make one good movie. he would've made something really shit most likely.
>>214508960would have been better than hawley slop
Why are all the creatures so hellbent on killing holy shit
>>214507199fan wikis are not canon.
>>214506871Digitigrade legs are way better. It makes it way taller and predatory. "normal" human legs make it look like a retarded man in a rubber suit with a giant penis head.
>>214508738Predators are not the endgame
>>214508913No he didn't, it's completely different. And he's on record saying he doesn't like the other films and chose to ignore them. Just how he and Hawley are, they do their own thing to make sloppa.
>>214509586Extremely eye-rolling. So they will definitely do it.
>>214509610Every single movie except Aliens has ignored the others. It's all just a bunch of directors making up random shit with no regard to an overall story or lore.
>>214509454That's a problem with casting manlets not plantigrade legs.
>>214509586You really think Disney are going to do anything from the stupid Marvel comics?
>>214509454Why would a DNA-thief species gain dog-legs when it's from a human host?The whole point of the Runner is that it gains speed by getting special snowflake dog-legs.
>>214509695They might cherry pick a few of the most retarded ideas. Wasn't there a Marvel comic about synthetics fighting xenomorphs with melee weapons?
>>214509695They won't do a 1:1 but there will eventually be a female humanoid xeno queen
>>214509765>Wasn't there a Marvel comic about synthetics fighting xenomorphs with melee weapons?I have no idea. Salvador Larocca's art in the first run sucked ass and I bailed. It's also really distracting that artists keep using the NECA figures and just doing a shitty photoshop filter over them. The Dark Horse comics used to get really weird with the art sometimes, but at least it was actually drawn by artists.
>>214509610>No he didn't, it's completely different. similar design language, clearly a nod towards the aliens marine APC>And he's on record saying he doesn't like the other films and chose to ignore them. Just how he and Hawley are, they do their own thing to make sloppa.yet he didn't actually ignore anything in them, he just made a couple of prequel movies that fit in with the sequels
>>214509990They don't fit in with the sequels whatsoever. They're not connected in any way and can't be without extreme acrobatics.
>>214509647>Every single movie except Aliens has ignored the others.That's not true at all. Alien 3 is a direct continuation and makes numerous references to Aliens. Alien Resurrection has Ripley 8 recite lines that Newt said in Aliens and references the events of Alien 3.
>>214510045>They don't fit in with the sequels whatsoever. They're not connected in any way and can't be without extreme acrobatics.i don't know what to tell you, i'm guessing you would've preferred references up the ass in prometheus and covenant? as if there weren't enough of those. if they weren't connected in any way, they wouldn't even be a part of the alien franchise. but they are, since they depict events that occurred before alien.
>>214510070It's almost like some anons haven't even watched the movies.
>>214510157I can't understand why anyone would bother posting in an Alien thread if they don't have at least the original four films memorised.
https://youtu.be/-1SVJhYU-s0
>>214509792>They won't do a 1:1 but there will eventually be a female humanoid xeno queenPLEASE GOD NO WTF DO YOU MEAN!?
>>214510311I really like Timothy Olyphant (I really need to pick up the last two seasons of Justified so I can finish it), so I'm really bummed that I refuse to watch Alien: Earth. Even for him.
>>214508630I did have an idea about a runaway predator specie girl, that would find a lonely human male friend, and they would fuck, while the girl would go on killing sprees against the targets that guy would hate (against jews, and darkies). The movie, or tv series could have the name of "Child Predator" ... oh wait... ... ... actually yeah, that would work.Maybe the movie or tv show would start with the runaway predator girl landing on Earth, either crashing, or just malfunction, or running out of fuel, or just hiding the ship, or setting it to move away to hide her traces, but either way she would not be followed by her species in the movie, or the first season of the show. She would pick a fight with a local gang, and get injured, the human guy would find her, take her home, strip her of her gear, and treat her wounds, and would start to molest her while nursing her back to health. Then when the predator girl would be awake, could go two ways, either the addicted to human cum, and loving the attention way, or the shocked that a human (prey) would treat her that way, and would be desperate to get her gear back, and would agree to do slutty things in exhange of pieces of the gear, and would grow a bond with the male human that way. And once they are a couple, the human guy would set missions for the predator girl, and half the episode would be planning, and relationship stuff, the other half would be fighting of the predator girl (the human male would not participate directly), and the law enforment trying to find the girl (they would not know it's a girl). Maybe plot twist would be that the human guy would be the top suspect, as being in the same area, and known to have views against the target group, but they could not prove it on him, and any time when questioned, the predator girl would distract with a killing elsewhere. Movie, or the tv season finale could be the predator girl taking revenge against the tough gang that injured the her in the first place.
>>214510329ok ok, maybe a 1:2
>>214506686It’s not just this show but any piece of media that wants to make money using an existing IP. “How do we make content that is technically connected tot his IP.” “Write a story that continues this story written 50 years ago by someone else.” Why get excited by a name, it’s never ever the same.
help me decide what to watchhttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleYqj9Zp
Huh. Zero sperm guy is married to the black chick from Deadpool 2 and that one Black Mirror episode irl.
>>214510812No shit? That bitch is pretty hot for a jungle monkey. Something perverted in her face.
>>214510812>>214510985so while we were making fun of low sperm basedface guy he was winning in real life?
>>214510677>someone voted resurrectionbased troll
>>214507936Every religion has its own terms for nonbelievers. Muslims use “kafir” and Jews use “goyim”.The difference is that Islam wants the world converted or killed while Judaism imagines that you’re all Minecraft NPC’s and Jews are the player characters.
>>214511589extremely wise and objective take. I congratulate you sir, usually people are sheep about these things, good to see someone informed.
>>214510812Oh shit it’s that woman from the joker movie
>>214511631yeah... Sophie was it?
>>214511631>>214511654
What was his problem?
>>214511953Aliens REALLY don't like their mommies. Androids REALLY don't like their daddies.
erfbros did we get baited with these trailers of disintegrating Earth and shit? the show takes place on an island that might as well be a space station or another planet without a problem.
>>214512009god I hate how this thing looks
>>214512067No, they WILL find the hidden chestburster mountain soon!
>>214512067>Nibs covered in blood after murdering someoneWHO COULD FORESEE THIS HAPPENING?!!!
>>214511953the problem is we are still getting shitty quality webms a year after the movie came out kekalso, I just noticed the thing's tail is growing as its feeding, neat.
>>214506686I hear they give great oral sex.
>>214512109huh
>>214512109>>214512132it's the milf, isn't it?
>>214512132>So this is what a Period is huh?!
>>214512145No, it will be that retarded display they eluded to last episode where they present the Hybrids to "the five". Of course there is ZERO reason you need to present all of the hybrids especially the one exhibiting psychosis. But then this show is retarded twoddle.
>>214512110>also, I just noticed the thing's tail is growing as its feeding, neat.It's excited
>>214512240As soon as Adolf Synthler said that they are going to show all of them, I thought "Why not just show the best one?"Imagine going to a this tech convention:>Model: Ranjeet3000, smells like shit and needs google play cards to function>Model: TechnoTyrone, can run really fast and lift heavy, but can't read>Model: BasicBitch, can speak french>Model: KarenBot, is displayed in a cage and makes everyone uncomfortable with her stare>Model: Wendy, looks amazing, cooks, cleans, will carry you out of a burning house and raid cartel hideouts. Also fully modeled
>>214512446top kek
>>214506767They don't want people to know that central America is actually the same as india
wtf I found the ocellus sheep
>>214512446>“These new robots have effectively cracked immortality. We can put you in a perfect version of your body that can be repaired forever!”>“Why did you make them look totally different from their humans, then?”>“Creative license?”>“You CHOSE to keep him an Indian manlet?”
>>214512542uh oh
>>214512588don't do it!!!
>>214512542
>>214512588>>214512620Sorry, I had to protect the planet from a dangerous parasite
>>214512633It was a goat.
>>214512649
>>214512677delicious ocellus steak
>>214512663Oh?
>>214512067its obvious when someone flees the island on a ship that the eyeball, facehugger or baby alien will be a stowaway on the final cutaway scene
>>214507244You're me
The season finale will conclude with Wendy getting her XenoSuit
>>214512145>>214512240Both can be true.I predict that since the milf is the last one fully involved with the hybrids minds, she will of course be there when the presentation happens, only to get murdered by Nibs for revenge because Wendy opened her stupid ass mouth and told Nibs about the memory wipe.
>>214512857She's gonna put her brother in his son, isn't sheShe's gonna be a sister aunty, sisunty perchance
Coincidence? I don't think so!
>>214513250yoooo
>>214512633I hope nothing bad happens to the bunnies in the lab
>>214513052>because Wendy opened her stupid ass mouthThey wiped her memory and then sent her back to the others without telling anyone what they did. EVERYONE is completely retarded in this slop.
>>214513250So THAT'S why the little squid/eyeball thing came out of her womb
>>214513250she walled
>wave of fan theories that Nibs was sexually assaulted/raped as a kid and the Eyeball attack trying to parasite her re-opened those memories so that’s why she thinks she’s pregnant and suddenly aggressive Probably the most overused explanation by millennials
>>214513432she was never not walled
>>214508769You seem to know A LOT about reddit bro, maybe you should go back
>>214513479you are crazy, she was cute af
Which nu-Sigourney did it best?
>>21451371424 girl from AvP too
>>214513714HotnessRain > Shaw > Wendy > the troon from Covenant dunno her nameActingShaw > Rain > Wendy > Covenant troonCharacterShaw > Rain > Wendy > Covenant troon
>>214513733avp is in a different universe than the alien movies
>>214513785they're all different universes
>>214513714PUTA
>>214513250What's the one on the right?
>>214513805no, Aline is one, AvP is another, Predator is a third one
>>214513820is that from The Thing?
>>214513835Nope. There's approximately eight separate Alien universes. They can't keep a single one to save their lives.
>>214513853The prequel, yeah
>>214507244>>214512821glad to see they are casting actual grey aliens to get people used to them
>>214513853No. The Thing was a 1000x better movie.
helphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleYqj9Zp
>>214506722>So he gets attacked and then Low Sperm Count goes to help him out and then Singh opens the door to the xeno eggs.>But didn't we already establish the eggs only open if a human is right beside them?>It doesn't matter. Our audience won't care.I'm still waiting for an explanation
what i kind of like about the ocellus is that at worst it'll rip your eye out and get in your eye socket, but it would be a pretty amusing little pet if you remove the tentacles and other dangerous parts. you could just plop it into a little eyeball holder cup and keep it on your desk.
I haven't seen this crap yet. Is it good? Or is it just more propaganda /pol/?
>>214513163what did he mean by this
What is this? Are these just game cutscenes or is there more to it? I don't play games. Would be nice to see the story.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien:_Isolation_%E2%80%93_The_Digital_Series
>>214514718It's not just game cut scenes. They have formed the game's story into a little couple hour movie. And it contains additional footage not in the game, like this extended ending. It's obviously not going to be scary nor will it be the same experience. But still fun if you just wanted to see what happens.
>>214514162>she’s finna yeet her bro into his kid’s spot, no cap on god, poppin’ off with that sis-aunty, sisunty drip, lowkey flexin’ that queen energy, fr, 100, no shade, periodt.
>>214514783Very nice, thanks. Gonna watch it now and post later.
>lil xeen >look bro up on soundcloud
why is this show so fucking stupid
>>214515304because noah hawley is retarded. these are still the best threads on the board tho.
Aliens it is! Thanks everyone.
>>214515403Seriously only 7 real anon post in these threads?
>>214515508Well it's 8 with me and I didn't vote, plus not everyone voted I bet. Some anons went fuck off idiot kek. I'd guess there are 20 people posting spread around all timezones tho.
What's up with the teeth on this one?
>>214515668that's AI slop
>>214515668That AI channel should be striked. I guarantee it's Indian slop.
>>214515849>>214515896ah fuck
>>214516182Hawley said he made the xeno teeth more human like instead of pointy cuz he thought it would be scarier this way
>>214514812>>214514718All right, just finished it. Pretty good story, I buy it as part of the Alien universe no problem. The xenomorph was scary compared to Erf slop. Enjoyed it, more peeps should see it me thinks. Also, Amanda Ripley is ugly, but has a nice ass.
>>214507226Imagine being such a cocky tv show writer you have the sheer audacity to say the two movies directed by the franchise's creator are not canon.
>>214516354Actually everything after Aliens, so 3, Resurrection and Romulus as well kek
>>214515896ITs from her autistic bro so it shows..
>>214516354I'd be fine with this if the show was actually good.
>>214516354yeah, the audacity of having a brain
>>214516900I know right, get a brain morans
>season 2 takes place in the citythank goodness!
our boy Andy from Romulus is in the Long Walk
>>214517164proofs?
>>214506775More evidence he just doesn't get Alien at all. It's very clear he had some shit eyeball alien show and it wasn't good enough so the Alien franchise was forced on him.
>>214508591David references the queen in covenant
>>214507278Yea they need to establish Kirsh's motivation on this fast, because he's letting the outbreak occur
>>214518199It will be the great TWEEEST Kirsh will give a monologue about how humans are the real monsters and synths are the future.
>>214509454Nah, Giger's original design is the best and a lot creepier.But it hasn't really been well utilized and due to technical limitations not really even in Alien.
>>214518711>how humans are the real monstersffs
>>214518766thats one creepy mofo
Only Alien (1979) and Alien Isolation (2014) -without Queen- are canon.
That body language
>>214519139I wonder why the person who clearly can't act was hired? Perhaps we'll never know.
>>214519167diversity quotas
>>214519167Usually? They're nepobabies
This is mildly interesting
Why does a research ship launched in the 2050s look identical to a mining ship launched in 2110s? Why is all the tech the exactly same? Why did a cyborg from 2050 have more advanced weapons and gear than the marines in Aliens 120 years later. Why do the hybrids have super strength but full blown Synthetics like Bishop do not?
>>214519167This >>214519207 or someone (director and/or producer) is using them as fucktoy.
>>214519510hot
>>214507621>Alien Timeline>No Alien Isolation>They keep Alien 3 and Ressurection
>>214519765Isolation is utterly redundant. It's a cool rendition of the concept but there's no reason to include it in a timeline. Nobody who has played the game gives a shit about or discusses the story because it's just an threadbare excuse to get a bunch of 79' settings and moments together.
>>214519945No, I don't discuss it because you retards start sperging out "EEEEEE NO 1 PWAY GAME! EEEEE" or something equally as retarded. The story is great and far better than idiotic Romulus or alien erf. It plausibly explains why the derelict signal was gone when the colony was on the planet. It gave a plausible arc to Ripley's daughter. It fleshed out the world better than any other movie before or since. Seegson is better than any of the trash companies in the show. The characters better than these retarded children.
>>214507244cuphead ahh bicth
>>214520041>It plausibly explains why the derelict signal was gone when the colony was on the planet.???
>>214519945I wouldn't call it "redundant" as if anyone expected it to move the plot forward. Alien Isolation's goal was to have a survival horror Alien game. And it succeeded.
>>214507244Just because they gave her the body of an adult doesn't change that she is in fact an 11 year old girl
>>214519267thats impressive acting, nice job toodles
YUTANIUTANI
Given how violent the eyeball spider is, it is probably okay to share descriptions of the main characters, like Nibs, having their brain / body covered in goo and destroyed by a giant alien penis.
>>214520553yooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>214520553her face is repulsive, but I can get behind that shot
This shit show better end with a global alien infestation. The used promos to tease it.
>>214518766It really is the best. The most creepy and menacing looking.
>>214520622It's gonna end with eyeball paula appearing in front of the Yutani corporation HQ, and then 'Sympathy For The Devil' starts playing as they hop onto the nearest intern that's about to go to work for the day.
watchin episode 3> Why did they still give the indian an indian accent?
>>214520622It's a prequel to the OG film wherein no one knows shit about fuck regarding xenos, and then Earth is fine in Aliens, so no, you get nothing
>>214520698I thought Earth wasn't canon
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>>214506686Haven't seen the last couple episodes..Did this show get any better?Where I left off, it was basically theater-kid slop, but with a xenomorph.
>>214520864Episode 5 is great. The one after ain’t bad. First two episodes ain’t bad. It’s leaning toward good.
>>214520528>>214520553Oh my
>>214520553wood
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>>214521150I would the one in the back
>>214521150You don’t have to watch it. It’s a good show.
>>214519267he should get typecast for this scene
>>214520320>>214521554is it really a good performance? I can't judge these things.
How does the Xeno see?
>>214519444You just know
>>214511953how the fuck did it get so big so quickly? and no i'm not talking about my penis i already know the answer to that question
>>214520622It's a metaphor, retard
>>214521966based
>>214521966lol
>>214521966BRAVO HAWLEY
>>214520622im like 90% sure that the aliens get to a main city because it was said in an interview season 2 would be in the city.>>214520698>It's a prequel to the OG filmno its not. The director said that ripley is going to get mentioned in the show so it happens after alien 1 for sure and he didnt know if it would be after Alien 2 as well or before it and it depended on where they went with the writing.This could honestly go either way and be a story where aliens took over earth like in the cash grab books or it could be a 1 off situation where everything gets deleted and no one remembers, but the fact that season 2 is suppose to be in the city leads me to believe it will be recognized in the timeline as after Aliens and is liekly to be a story of earth getting fucked.
>>214522145>season 2 would be in the cityThere won't be a season 2. No real people like this slop.
>>214522145this shit is getting cancelled
Wrong. Everyone outside this hateful general is loving this show. High ratings and positive word of mouth. Season 2 is practically confirmed.
>>214522281>hateful generalThat's an oxymoron. People wouldn't stico around for something they hate. We fucking love Alien, we dislike Hawley, simple as.
>he thinks there will be s2 with the abysmal ratings
It's honestly a little embarrassing that for almost three decades this dumbass show is the best piece of 'canon' Alien media.How fucking low is the bar falling?
Why is alien earth heading towards the ex machina direction? The season is about to end and most of the story revolves around the clankers instead of the aliens. I hope they focus more on the aliens and their alien ways in the next season. As of now the new aliens are not really alien at all.>acid throwing fly>venus fly trap>intelligent octopus>leech/nematodeAlien earth should have creature that feel "alien".
>>214507244Love the Thulsa Doom hairstyle
>>214507563Wow. That's a seersucker suit. Haven’t seen one of those in a coons age. I don't think I have ever seen a red one.
>>214521832Eyesight is stored in the balls
>>214508692H.R. Giger and half of /tv/?
>>214507658You don't understand bro the colonists in Aliens were totally cool with waiting 30 years for rescue and the government totally expected a 30 year old problem to still be ongoing when they showed up
>>214508663>. Go to r/lv426 and make a thread complaining. They'll downvote and argue you to oblivion.FTFY
>>214519271To be fair, Morrow's W-Y's super special boy while the grunts in Aliens were still, y'know, gruntsThis handwave only really works for like 60 years tho, not 120
>>214519271>Why do the hybrids have super strength but full blown Synthetics like Bishop do notAsh was strong enough to overpower the 6'4 Parker. So I think Bishop was very strong too.
I've been watching it but the whole kids in super adult bodies thing suck, and why are we supposed to believe weyland yutani knew about xenos years before the first movie?
I wish they give the xeno the transparent dome more often
>>214526163this series isnt before the first movie
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>>214526436Do they specify the date anywhere in the actual show
>>214526407The series is years before the first film.
>>214506722>>But didn't we already establish the eggs only open if a human is right beside them?>>It doesn't matter. Our audience won't care.What's frustrating about shit like this (I also thought about it) is you can fix it so easily, you just film Singh pushing him into the egg room.>>214509454The problem is it doesn't have monster thighs and doesn't pounce in a way that results in it leg locking you.
>>214519267Pretty good, but they fucked up the delay in reaction between the acid being sprays and any burn-in time. In the show, as soon as he gets hit, he starts to go kooky. No time was used to allow the acid to actually start burning through any potential components.
>>214526489Yeah.In the first episode.When the show starts.What it does not specify is the month or day, only the year.
s1 endgame: new xeno gets loose but spares hermit because wendy dna pheromones whatever boy kavalier gets murked and kirsch takes over so they can bring on weyland corporationyutani and morrow take the indian kid idk what smee or nibs do. probably forced to pick a side between kirsch or following their friendthey were hinting at curly (the one that was jealous of wendy) having a larger role but i thought that about tootles and he died
