There's no way Bo Bragason is going to do Zelda justice.
>>214506952What the FUCK were they thinking making it live action? Only an absolute master at the height of his abilities could make a good live action Zelda
>>214507035Everyone know it's going to flop hard, but Miyamoto think he's God.
>>214506952Link won't speak will he? That would be heresy
>>214507061Of course he'll speak, which only will make the movie worse.But hopefully, the huge flop will do wonders with Miyamoto's God mentality.
I'm already checked all the way out.Haven't given a single flying fuck about the successes or failures of IP reboots in years.
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>>214507297I haven't seen Brapason's butt, but I doubt it's anywhere close to Zelda's
>>214506952She looks good in that image even though she looks kinda french but that is the only image i have seen where she looks good. Every other image she is mid tier looking
>>214507434She obviously doesn't have the body to play Zelda
>>214506952Hunter unironically mogs her
>>214507403Isn't Zelda just wearing stupidly tight pants because (((they))) produced the game?
>>214506952Hunter was the obvious choice and I'm tired of pretending it wasnt
>>214507571She, but her ass is legit fat, too.
>>214507609Hunter will never live down the humiliation of pushing so hard just to be completely btfo without a second thought
>>214507623>her ass is legit fatAs I said stupidly tight pants
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>>214507672Why would that matter for a cartoon character?
>>214507672What is your point, anon?Yes, her pants are stupidly tight.Yes, her ass is fat.
>>214507649Wasn't it just some shit they had their agent make up anyway?
>>214507609>>214507539Hunter.Is.A.Man.He can play tingle if he wishes.
>>214507686>>214507695>Retards who don't understand that whores wearing skimpy clothing don't magically get fat asses
>>214507738What the fuck are you talking about? Does this look like a firm ass to you?
I do NOT like how Zelda is guaranteed BotW shit for at least the next decade, including this movie
>>214507717>Looks like ZeldaAnd point to me where in the story it says Zelda isn't trans>>214507623>>214507695>>214507771>He's obsessed over how a child coded character has a "fat ass"
>>214507855I'm just saying:Stop talking in riddles. Speak clearly.
>>214507695>Yes, her pants are stupidly tight.Says who? They should be tighter>>214507814I DO like how Zelda is guaranteed to have a fat BotW ass and costume for at least the next decade, including this movie
>>214507894>Zelda is guaranteed to have a fat BotW assSamefagging hard?
>>214507943
>All these retards arguing over fat assesThis is what black media does to the mind
I more curious to see if the twink can pull off Link.
>>214507982Why didn't they cast Hunter as Link?
Does her ass look soft and fat?Yes or no?
>>214507995Is her model clipping through her pants?
>>214507995>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>214508005>answering the question with another off topic questionFuck off
>>214508025I'm genuinely curious if her ass is so fat that the engine can't handle it anon
>>214507982>>214507995Is Nintendo trying to make soft core porn of Link and Zelda?Serious question.
>>214508045How are the Zelda images softcore?
>>214508066She's wearing scrunch butt pants.
>>214508089Did I stutter?
>>214508045You tell me.
You are all a bunch of pedos. She's underage.
>>214507035>Only an absolute master at the height of his abilities could make a good live action Zelda*sigh*Fine, I'll do it. But you guys owe me
>>214508132>Built for Big Lynel Cock>>214508138Why is she wearing that shit then?Does King Rhoam have no shame?
>>214508132
Turning Zelda into an open world game was a mistake
>>214506952Zelda should be wearing a dress, and Link should be in a green tunic. Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom can fuck off.
>>214508160Why?
>>214508160The very first game in the series is open world.
>>214508178I'll settle for the gloves and pauldrons from the right one and the pants from BotW
>>214508138The age of calamity lasted like a year (probably longer) before Zelda got frozen so she'd be over 18 by the time botw takes place.
>>214508138I would do unspeakable things to Zelda's fat rump.
>>214508178Agreed anon, King Rhoam needs to stop his daughter dressing like a whore of Shaytan. Inshallah
>>214508216Can we agree Zelda needs a spanking?
>>214508201ITS NOT FAT!
>>214508178>doesn't like new Zelda in her winter outfitpleb
>>214508236Would she even notice?>>214508240Wouldn't she be cold in the same pants?
>>214508237Are you in denial or something?
>>214508240Yeah, because that's what I want in my Legend of Zelda fantasy games, midwestern college girl Zelda.
>>214508313Why are they all so fat?
>>214508249>Would she even notice?So you're saying she wouldn't notice the pain and her ass wobbling around from the spank?
>>214508342It might work like a car crumple zone
>>214508249>Wouldn't she be cold in the same pants?She usually has her horse under her to warm her up.
>>214508365>You just know
>>214508361Even if her ass is that fat, she would feel it jiggling.
>>214508396>thong
>>214508414It's obvious she's wearing one underneath when her pants ride up THAT much.
>>214508435That's not the only option
>Retards don't realise they just painted the pants onto the model to save on costsDo you fucks think every WoW character is wearing tights as well retards?
>>214508463It is in this case, because she doesn't have a camel toe in the front.
>>214508486Do you have evidence of this anon? I don't think it'd be automatic
>>214508497That was a front shot, anon.Now, do you want to spank her fat teenage ass or now?
>>214508512Yes but it's not obvious either wayAnd your question depends on the answer to the previous one
>>214508526There's no cameltoe, I have played the game.Imagine spanking her ass. Imagine her reaction, and the reaction of her butt.
>>214508544
>>214508572I have posted a lot of screenshots, but you're not grateful for anything.
>>214508595I was hopeful for commando Zelda anon
>>214508237It is and it's her own damn fault
>>214508615Yes, but aren't skin tight pants good enough? Isn't the fact that she has a big butt great?
>>214508615>>214508640Here anon
>>214508640You still haven't covered >>214508497>I don't think it'd be automaticI have hope
I'm disappointed that Nintendo went with a ponzed English looking cast, it makes me wonder how the rest of the movie could turn out. Personally I think Zelda and Link should be living breathing swastikas, especially since it's a Japanese franchise. It's only right. They should find a sweet nubile young innocent girl from Norway or Germany, what the fuck is this shit, britian? Fuck Nintendo *drops mic*
>>214508544Would spanking her make her let out her Breath of the Wild?
>Retarded coomers think Hollywoke will give Zelda tight pants
>>214507989Because that would have been even worse than casting her as Zelda.
>>214508711Do you really think the Führer would have approved of her obviously Jewish outfit anon?>>214508735>herAnon, I...
>>214507035>Only an absolute master at the height of his abilities could make a good live action ZeldaHoly shit dude, it's a Nintendo movie made for tiny babies and women. You need to drastically lower your expectations.
>>214508720Maybe she likes it?
>>214508750I feel like it's sufficiently swastika enough and it shows off her ass, but of course the swastika can't be against you to understand and it's against a lot od people
>>214508797Uh anon that's not what he meant
Some might say I am an extremist, but I am merely doing the gods work
>post about Zelda’s ass>zero TOTK pictures Y’all are a bunch of posers
>>214507623DAYUM no wonder Zelda saving the princess all the time fr
>>214508817I'm not a scaly
>>214508818Look how fat it is
>>214507814You could just take all cutscenes from WW, trim then down to 100 mins and get a perfect cartoon LoTZ flick. It ticks all boxes. Link is a bit of a goof, Tetra is a proper brownish girl boss, grandma would be a fans favorite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-b4ws9zQu4
>>214508870She doesn't even look like she's wearing pants here
>>214508888She is, they're just skin tight.
>>214508911How are they not ripping?
More like I'd fuckelda her doggy style
>>214506952Should've been snoodShe looks 12 and looks like BotW Zelda
>>214508940Isn't she too busy in Zelensky's latest offensive?
>>214508932She only takes BGC
>>214508932Pants or no pants
>>214508917Good question. Her fat cheeks are certainly testing their limits.
>>214508968Big Bokoblin Cock was right there anon
>>214508982Is she about to fart or some shit?
>>214508940Given the age gaps between the actors it looks like they’re going for a non romantic incarnation. Snood (and McKenna) would make sense otherwise.
>>214509006No, she's just getting up after falling.
While they’re going for an original story the real question is if it’ll be part of the timeline. Also no ganon/dorf casting yet is interesting.
>>214509024He'll be black
>>214509036>the irredeemably evil villain is blackIm not sure this is a bad thing desu
>>214509024Probably for plot reasons, which Nintendo is very keen on keeping secret. Until TOTK Gandorf was exclusively tied to OoT/TP. Wouldn’t be surprised if they went the ye olde traditional route and ganon is just some whimsical hog wizard with a cloak instead of some final transformation hell beast.
>>214509164And WW you pleb
>>214508750Yes, her. Hunter is a woman.
Why do I want so smell sexy women's butts so badly, did I get psyop'd?
>>214506952>>214507623>>214507771Why is Zelda wearing Ukraine pictures? Shouldn't Nintendo be taking a neutral stance in the Ukraine-Russian War?
>>214509966Ukraine colors**
