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Anonymous

09/14/25(Sun)08:12:26 No.214507676

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Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:12:26 No.214507676 Archived

>be me
>triwizard champion
>0 (zero) friends or loved ones
>teacher pulls me aside and tells me that they couldn’t find anything I care about to put in the lake so I have to rescue a house elf they brought out from the custodial staff

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)08:22:10 No.214507806

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:22:10 No.214507806

>>214507676
Wouldn't they just use your sock you keep under your pillow?

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)08:29:53 No.214507937

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:29:53 No.214507937

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>>214507806
>teacher asks a house elf to retrieve my cum sock
>catch him swiping it out from under my pillow
>embarrassed
>”aha ha.. uh oh that? It’s nothing.. you can keep it”
>tfw I gifted clothes
>house elf is now a free elf
>unemployed
>their only worldly possession a teenager’s crusty cum filled tube sock
>his face when

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:22:04 No.214508686

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:22:04 No.214508686

>>214507676
The goblet of fire would never ever pick an incel wizard

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:23:39 No.214508706

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:23:39 No.214508706

>>214507676
They would just use my pcs hard drive. The one with all the _______ on it.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:25:13 No.214508732

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:25:13 No.214508732

>>214508706
witch feet

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:29:24 No.214508793

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:29:24 No.214508793

>>214508706
>magically generated artistic depictions