/tv/ - Was this movie an accurate portrayal of satan? - Television & Film

Anonymous

09/14/25(Sun)08:18:41 No.214507749

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Was this movie an accurate portrayal of satan?

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)08:19:49 No.214507772

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:19:49 No.214507772

>>214507749
Sataccino? Dont mind if I do!

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)08:49:53 No.214508173

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:49:53 No.214508173

>>214507749
>Gives you a hot demon sister for wincest fucking
What's the problem? Extremely based. Thanks Dad.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)08:55:13 No.214508267

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:55:13 No.214508267

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>>214507749

So the devil's big plan revolved around Keanu Reeves picking a woman in her 30's with awful fake cans over a 22 year old Charlize Theron?

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)08:56:48 No.214508288

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)08:56:48 No.214508288

>>214508267
Charlize Theron has an irritating personality.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:03:42 No.214508401

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:03:42 No.214508401

>>214507749
Imagine if the guy Keanu played was a /lit/erate
>hi, I'm John Milton
>are you the guy from Paradise Lost? holy shit you fucking suck man lol

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:04:28 No.214508411

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:04:28 No.214508411

>>214507749
it was an accurate portrayal of Al Pacino

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:06:31 No.214508453

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:06:31 No.214508453

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let me play the doubles advocate

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:07:33 No.214508468

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:07:33 No.214508468

>>214508453
what an embarrassing failure

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:09:56 No.214508502

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:09:56 No.214508502

>>214507749
i dont remember much from this movie except for the giant animated stone wall behind al pacino in his office, that was pretty cool

also
>she's... ovulating

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)09:14:13 No.214508559

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)09:14:13 No.214508559

>>214508502
>she's... ovulating
That Reminds me of the good old /vee/ chrisposting
>LEEEEON!!
>LEEON YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER!!
>LEON SHE'S OVULATING RIGHT NOW!!!
>DO IT LEEEEEON!
>FOR GODS SAKE LEON! SHE'S GOT HER THIRD CAT THIS WEEK!!
>SHE EVEN CALLED HIM ALBERT WHISKERS!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!