Keanu bros... I dont feel so good...
>>214507816it's just the hobo beard and hair, skin is still vampire tier
>>214507816it was about time this guy looked old
fake beard.
Keanu is an immortal vampire.
Casey Jones lookin MFer
>>214507816>man in his 60s shows signs of agingWOAH FUCK /tv/ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????
Todays generation seems to be so against aging that their favourite actors have to be touched up and playing younger parts. you used to have guys like spencer tracy or walter matthau who could star in a movie and still be an old man. cgi mascots are going to be a thing.
Is he related to asmongold?
>>214507875This. He doesn't look a day over 25 clean shaven.
>>214507816The most down to earth actor in all of Hollywood. Also he is immortal so don't worry
>>214508883He looks like an aunty.
>>214508883He looks like Alan Rickman here. He'd make a good Snape. At least in appearance.
>>214507816OH MY GAWD IS THAT 61 YEAR OLD MAN WITH A GREYING BEARD?!? AHHHHHHHHH I AM LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!
>>214508954No he wouldn't, he's not black.
>>214507816>>214508784>>214508954Keep Keanu's name out of your trans mouth!
>>214508883He looks 40, which is good considering he's 60. But if you think he looks 25 you need your eyes and brain checked.
>>214508954He would but we’re getting NIGGER SNAPE
>>214508883Looked fine in matrix 4
>>214508954Alan Rickman didn't make a good Snape. he was too old.
>>214509382hapa master race
>>214508902it was all down hill for the game awards after this
>>214509382>the trans metaphor when he sees his non-residual-self-image as a bald man>grasps for where his hair would be because he is undergoing dysphoria and dysmorphia>Keanu's actual hairline has receded somewhat so it's doubly strange
>>214507816Everyone looks old with white beard.
>>214509443He was the only good thing in harry potter
>>214507816that beard makes it look like its -40C
>>214508883Everyone who does a stoner comedy should be forced to sign a contract stating they will never do a reboot 30 years later when they're in their 50s.
>>214510262It's not a reboot, it was a sequel a surprisingly decent one too
>>214507816GRANPA KEEKEE, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>214509382Camera angles, he's got a turkey neck
IS THAT THE HECKIN WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS KEANU REEVES?!?!?!
>>214510262how far did Kevin Smith get with his View Askewniverse series?i remember he made the character of Jay sober because Jason Mewes got sober, or something, Clerks 2 maybe. did they show up in Clerks 3 still doing the stoner/slacker shtick?
>>214507816aids!?!
>>214510430What do you get out of posting this?
>>214508954I thought the same. He'd be spot on for the role. Scary-looking but softie inside
>>214507816Looks like mild bogging
>>214507816>Cough cough>Come on, V>Cough>One last gig...
>>214508954Keanu can't act though
>>214508883Snape. Snape. Severous Snape.
>>214510303We needed that movie
>>214508954When Adam Driver took off his mask in The Force Awakens I thought he'd be a good Snape.
>>214507816Druk status?
>>214508883>He doesn't look a day over 25 clean shavenlollmao
Apprently hes on the Epstein list
>>214511303Epstein this, Epstein that. The sooner you come to terms with the fact that all 1%ers rape kids to get the ultimate taboo adrenaline rush, the sooner we can all move on.
>>214511268He's literally me
>>214511303Doesn't the list just label people that visited the island? That doesn't necessarily incriminate them. He probably got reamed in the ass by the Wachowskis before they banged the minors.
>>214511268What's the name of this guy? He has a clip of himself that's even more embarrassing where he does a little dance.
>>214510262How is Bill and Ted a stoner comedy?
>>214509382Matrix 4 came out five years ago + dark lighting
>>214508807>>214507875>>214508851>>214508883>>214509382The power of amwf
>>214511268That's a pretty rough 36 if we're being honest here, Tone
>>214511268like a midget trying to pass for a child
>>214512107because npcs have limited categories and anything that isn't usual is "drugs lmao"
>>214512653I like that webm where the bus driver throws the midge off the school bus and all the other niggers get mad it was well staged
>>214508883Past a certain age, a man without facial hair can be a bad thing.
>>214510547reddit karma of course
>>214507816>here's the unstoppable assassin I told you about
>>214513720I once killed a man with a pencil, y'know.
>>214508954He certainly looks the part, but as much as I like the guy, he's not a great actor. He's better suited for action roles with very little dialogue. Also, he isn't British.
>>214511640Brazilian Strawberry
>>214508883This is what you actually believe?I hope you aren't grooming kids cause you aren't fooling anyone lmao
>>214507816He only has an unkempt beard. He needs to trim that shit. Other than that, he looks pretty good for his age
>>214509443anon cmon he's the sole reason for Snape's popularity
>Heh men age like a fine wine bro
>>214514681they sure do. Richard Attenborough = rugged, handsome young man in Brighton Rock (1948). warm, friendly old man in Jurassic Park (1993).and i'd fuck either.
>>214507816>61 year old guy has grey facial hairWell, that's it then, he's definitely dying by the end of the year.
>>214513629You don't have to dislike something just because it's popular on Reddit.
>>214514867
>>214511268I always LOL @ the favela outside
looks like a countryside by the stone road, those are peak comfy
>>214514927How about you think for yourself?
>>214513720drinking game: take a sip of your drink every time they say "John Wick" in that movie
>>214514250this he ruined Bram Stoker's Dracula for me
>>214514867newfag
>>214511149I cant wait for Mads new movie. I love Mads.
>>214507816He's 61. He's old.
>>214514867Shut the fuck up pussy
>>214511268HE FUCKING SKIPS LIKE A TODDLER. You know, like teens do.
>>214510547making fun of your shit taste
>>214507816mr. andersson
>>214515858honestly looks better than in Matrix or LotR
>>214509980Nah.
>>214511268Hue Ralph
>>214514815Woman could age the same way and you'd still call it "hitting the wall". Also you're a faggit
>>214516484>Also you're a faggitno shit.i mean it sucks for women, but, yeah. plenty of talented older actresses like Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson, but they do get more select 'old lady' roles.they could re-train as writers or directors, but that would be extra effort. it's not sexism in a cultural sense, it's just human nature.
>>214512283
>refuses to shave beard because he knows how ugly he is without it
>>214516637so, he's just attractive with it?
>>214516637Yet his ugliest countenance is still more attractive than your best
>>214516694He's ugly and a bad actor. He will never know you exist.
>>214516720did your ex-boyfriend look like Keanu Reeves or something?
>>214509382he has the face of a kind man
>>214507816What's the issue? He's 50 years old
>>214508807wholesome chungus upvoted!
>>214512196It came out after bill and ted which is my point you stupid fucking cunt
>>214511268the fucking skipping he does kills me everytime because you know its coming
>>214514867Yes, you do. Every time you watch a movie, you have to check with reddit before you make up your opinion and then do the opposite of them.
>>214507816He looks like a 30 year old guy playing a 70 year old man.
>>214515858that's some sleazecore if i've ever seen it. perfect for a corrupt politician who owns multiple used car dealerships and blows tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars at a port richey strip club
>>214516637Literally moi
>>214508807I bet he looks really old without the beard.
>>214514681Unironically looks good for 95.
>>214508883Friendly reminder that this is the face of a 25-year-old with presumably great skincare.
>>214508883looks just like my 50 year old brother in law
>>214517333I haven't even clicked on the webm and I'm still crying with laughter remembering it.It fucking wrecks me every time.
>>214513599It's the long hair without facial hair, makes him look like he's an old man trying to look young.He looked weird and creepy in that movie.
>>214514681He’s fucking 95
>>214514681I think Eastwood was the most handsome Hollywood actor of all time.
>>214518665this bitch has guzzled more cum than elton john and andy dick combined.she's also balding
