There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don’t want to wait for my coffee. I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfucker to get it for me. I like good coffee but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle.
>>214509215>"There are few things I care about less than coffee.">starts ranting about how he wants his coffee and how he doesn't want it??????
>>214509215>It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle.He’s right here, but this can apply to any drink or food. Pretentious Wine and alcohol snobs are insufferable
>>214509215He was based for this.
>>214509249Cope
>>214509215>Have a coffee. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the cast of Friends, but drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server, even if he is a man-bun, Mumford and Sun motherfucker. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
Bourdainposting is the only reason I still come here
what is /tv/'s obsession with this dead jew, he and his ilk aren't even relevant anymore
>>214510259Have two.
>>214509215>There are few things I care about more than my ex. I have three hundred google searches every morning: depressed and bitter, preferably in a public library.
Was he just too stupid to operate the drip machine?
>It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle. says the guy that made numerous documentaries about social life and food from many different cultures worldwide
>>214509215>I want good coffee>so I don't want to waitIf you're not willing to wait, you're 90% likely getting the burnt shit that's been sitting in a pot for hours
>>214510273Few things hurt more than fumbling a babby...
>>214509215there are few things i care about less than food critics that commit suicide. also i don't like bodegas because they attract NIGGERS
I mean baddy
>>214510273what a mid looking bitch to obsess over. not even close to Stephanie
>>214510282>yuppie urban coffee culture is culturally irrelevant because of man-buns or something idk>but wow, look at these guatamalens making soupa de macacao, such vibrancy
>>214510341I have a manbun because I don't want to go to a barber. I've been thinking about taking a steak knife to my ponytail and seeing what I'm left with.
