>Fine day, Sunday.>In my opinion, best day of the week.
>>214509363Why is that?
Fine DEH, SunDEHIn my opinion, best DEH of the week. Why is that DEHdley?
Imagine telling this guy you have a skincare routine.
I still don’t know what to do with my life. I’m 27, no job. I don’t want a wife or kids and never did. Not entirely sure if I even want a girlfriend or sex. If I did get a job I’d probably just be insecure about it. I’ve always felt this way. No one cares, I know. Back to talking to ChatGPT about it.
>>214509427Pick yourself up by your bootstraps faggot, stop being a pussy and taking yourself so seriously
>>214509363Am I the only one that feels disappointed with Hagrid never settling the score with Voldy?The guy got him expelled on false charges, and ruined his life and he never even got a good punch in his noseless faceImagine Hagrid showing up in the Department of Mysteries and instead of using magic he's just throwing handsSeriously underrated and underused character, he should have given Malfoy at least a good kick in the balls
>>214509427Don't worry about it. If you can make your lifestyle work thats all that matters. Dont worry about living up to societal expectations, just try and live a life you can enjoy. You're the one living it afterall.
>>214509387No schizoposts on sunday
>>214509387Because there's no post on Sundays?
>Fine day, Sunday. >In my opinion, best day of the week.
>>214510970hagrid could literally rip voldemort apart with his bare hands, especially since its shown that hes mostly immune to spellsrowling is just a pussy
>>214509363Because there's old memes on Sundays?
>>214511165>>214510970He's a "gentle giant" character. Violence isn't what he does
>>214511050I wonder how they're going to do this in the reboot (there is post on sundays now)
>>214511367Tell that to the guy he nearly killed with one punch in 5th year>>214511165Also Hagrid is much bigger in the books than in the moviesBut I guess Voldemort would know how physically dangerous he is, considering they went to school together
>>214509427Do you have things you'd like to buy? Hobbies that you'd like to make purchases for? Perhaps you want to buy new parts for your car, or buy things for a collection of some sort. These can be good motivations to want to go to a job
>>214509363First two films are pure magic. They actually make it believable. Iconic dialogue and scenes too, even on rewatch 20 years later. Third film starts to go downhill when they are just wearing regular fucking clothes.
>>214509390Based DEH poster
>>214510970Does he ever use the name Voldermort? If so I'd say that's a great victory over the years of him being too spooked.
>>214512280Only HP movie I ever watched was the first one, and every time this guy was on screen all I could think of was Monty.
>bad families with spoiled kids punishing good peopleIs that how wizards looked at normies?
>>214511132you need to get a real job rajesh
>>214510778>stop being a pussy>dude just try to forget about how you can have a conversation with somebody and forget it immediately, all those sorts of mental problems don’t actually exist The fact I’m able to type all this out must mean I’m sane, right?
>>214512736>go crazy on mewhat did she mean by that?
>>214514306You’re clearly addicted to something and possibly just retarded.
>>214509363>He bellowed quietly whilst stretching his legs
>>214514356>Flipendo!
>>214512250It will be set in an alternate timeline (wizards are real).
>>214512819literally says it in the first book
>>214509363Yes yes fine day Sunday, fine day...HOWEVER
>>214515776>letting the mailman know he lives in the cuckshed
why did they send harry back to live with his abusive family after the first yearwouldn't everyone just be happier with him living with the weasleys or something
>>214511165He's resistant to spells. Like a dragon.Throw enough at him and he'll go down.He got captured by the death eaters in the hogwarts battle.And he can probably still be killed by abracadabras.
>>214516229how are they gonna explain harry suddenly vanishing to the muggles
>>214516229The books say that he has some kind of special magical protection as long as he's in the care of blood relatives.
>>214516284what muggles? i mean just tell the family they're taking him away. they don't want him either do they
>>214509363Sunday may be fine but what's not fine is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>214516229Apparently he needs to be near a blood relative to be safe or some shit
