>I was bangin' seven gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: go.
God, seven gram rocks, what a soundbite
epic winning
>>214510912>I was bangin' seven black cocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: hiv, positive.
literally me
you can put charlie sheen and any other celebrity into a steel chainlink cage and only one can leave after a knife fight to the death. who do you pick to get you the win against the seven gram rocker?
>In a week in which the embattled actor described himself as having "tiger blood" and other apparently super-human attributes normally reserved in the pages of comic books, the star described himself as a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview. The description evidently did not sit well with the witch community in Salem, Mass.>Christian Day, a practicing warlock -- or male witch -- and member of Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon, said he was "angered" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways and teachings.">"Warlocks are peaceful and enlightened," he said. "They have the ability to communicate with the dead and learn from it. They have nothing to do with aggressiveness and anger."
>>214511102Oh man a LARP-off
>>214510912rocks? motherfucking crack? Jimmy crack corn
>>214511097nic cage tragic friendship duel to the death would be kino
>>214510971the americans have woken up i see
>>214511102>warlock>wants peace and non-violence
>>214511123you moma rippen cocacium off my bonner
>>214511097like the other guy said, younger nick cage or alive brando
>>214511102>I'm a high priest vatican assassin warlock>words sound cool together
>>214510912WINNING
>>214510912>claims to be an assasin rockstar>gets AIDS by bottoming a tranny
>>214510912it was a different era, more based
>>214512754>doing nigger drugs>basteStop being fat and retarded.
>>214510912I banged coke before one time and it was like maybe 0.1 0.15 of a G. I felt like shit, then great, then shit again
>>214511097I send Warwick Davis in there for my own amusement.
>>214513008It really has to be genetic to how people react to various drugs. I unfortunately like most.
>>214513171Same anon here, coke always made me paranoid but it for some reason I was still addicted to it for a few years, clean now I might do it at a party if offered which ive done a few times and I never got back into buying it. Mostly smoke weed now and occasionally ketamine or LSD
>>214513214So you're fucked up anyway, cool.
>>214511102>warlocks are mostly peaceful
>>214513171There has to be genetic differences in how people process alcohol and drugsFor example, I could drink 12 beers and become super human with huge amounts of energy and yet my friend could drink only two beers in the same time frame and immediately want to fall asleep
>>214511102God, larpagans are so fucking shameful
>>214513288Is there a connection between being prone to substance abuse and being a 4chan loser?
>>214513329You tell me, you're here too
>>214513214straight coke feels like my nervous system is trying to escape my body, always need whisky with it.
>>214513053warwick rolling and dodging like a dark souls fight would be kino
>>214513350hmmmmm i don't know
>>214511831he was ahead of his time
>>214511097Only an alcoholic can fight a junkie, so it's Oliver Reed for me. But honestly Charlie wouldn't last more than 10 seconds, even in his youth you can see the guy can barely movie, by the time of Two and a Half Men he moves like Ossie Davis in his last days.
>>214511097Bam. He wousld get absolutely destroyed and start bargaining.
>>214512967yes, you are right. But this interview was a pure unfiltered kino. Actors nowadays seem to stick to the scripted responses, sprinkling in either some left-leaning posturing or unhinged clout chasing. Charlie had a natural charm, with little to no anxiety
>>214511831I wish I had this sort of insight into English like Charlie Sheen or the average Jap writer lmfao
>>214513569Drugs expand your mind to the point you start doing words like a man on drugs, it's insane man
>>214513661The expansion only seems to work if there's room to expand. I might be conceited here, but I've seen my share of tweakers and galaxies.
How are e celeb autotune remixes so catchy
>>214511097charlie has never been a fighter and he admitted that on howard stern during the winning era
I'mma calling ya out Chaim Levine, ya no good maggot!
>>214514234>I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law.
So who pozzed Sheen's neg hole?
>>214515059This isn't a cooking thread
>>214513288Body chemistry is very important and definitely affects how each person reacts to drugs. My buddy swears on his life that he gets no effects from MDMA. Meanwhile I geek out pretty hard even on 2 points
>>2145109127 grams is nutsback in my partying days i did 2 grams in one night and felt like i was going to have a jammer
>>2145110971. Young Tommy Lee Jones2. Gary Busey hopped up on acid3. Steven Seagal while sitting in an office chair hopped up on Boston Cream Donuts4. Roseanne5. OBVIOUSLY Jon Cryer6. Sylvester Stallone 7. Seth Rogan but more or less put more money on Charlie for the principles of it8. The Shamwow Guy9. Tourettes' Guy (I think we know who the winner here would be)10. Young William Shatner11. Young Richard Kiel12. Jackie Chan13. Zsa Zsa Gabor14. Young Martin Sheen back on the sauce15. Chris Hadfield16. Honey Boo-Boo's mom17. Aiden Gillen18. Corey Feldman19. Jack Nicholson20. Woody Allen21. Orson Welles22. Jack Black23. Yvingie Malmsteen24. Ben Shapiro25. Alex Jones hopped up on filtered water26. Edward Norton27. Beetlejuice28. JCVD29. Neil Breen30. Tommy Wiseau31. Mike Judge32. Quinten Tarantino33. Fatty Arbuckle34. Geraldo Riviera35. Slim Goodbody36. Paulie Shore37. Brent Spiner after a few ecstacy tablets38. Mel Gibson after 2 beers39. Sarah Silverman40. Dave Chappelle41. Clint Eastwood at any age42. Bill Pullman43. James Cromwell44. Mark Callaway for the pure strikes45. Michael Keaton46. Stephen Baldwin47. Clark Gable48. Christopher Macdonald49. Truman Capote50. John Goodman51. Jet Li52. James Gandalfini53. Patrick Stewart54. Chris Farley55. Kevin Nash56. Coked up Dan Akroyd57. Eminem58. Dementia ridden Bruce Willis59. John Cleese60. Jeremy Clarkson61. Carl Weathers62. Billy Mays63. Gary Oldman64. Tommy Wiseau65. Lee Evans66. Jason Statham67. Alan Ford68. John C. Reilly69. Tim Allen70. Biggie Smalls71. Fred Rogers72. Chris Tucker73. Rosie O'Donnell74. Robin Williams75. Rodney Dangerfield76. Seth MacFarlane77. William Hung78. Johnathan Davis79. Patrice O'Neal80. Kevin Hart81. Wesley Snipes82. Andy Dick83. Kevin Bacon84. Walter Mathau85. Angus Young86. Reese Witherspoon87. Daniel Radcliffe88. Sara Jay>89. Richard Attenborough>90. Larry The Cable Guy>91. Johnny Knoxville
Platoon, Arrival and Hot Shots are great masterpieces.
>>214513536for me it was John Cryer complaining that he only got half of Charlie's salary and wasn't involved in any of the decisions while Charlie was loaded most of the time. Real life Alan, kek
>>214511102The JRE interview was funny AF, when he described where the "tiger blood" thing came from, along with his other drug-fueled insanity.
>>214515250lol, excellent effortpost, thank you for typing all of that
>>2145110971. dylan2. dylan3. dylan4. dylan5. dylanBECAUSE I SPIT HOT FIYAH
>>214510935ARE YOU BI POLAR? I'M BI WINNING.
>>214511097Burnthal. Sheen wouldn't be freezing global after that
Love the Mean Mah-Sheen.
>>214511102>aggressiveness and angerPassion. It's passion.
>>214513689Absolutely>>214515250>Young Tommy Lee JonesKek great list, but Tommy is too OP even for Charlie at his peak
>>214511102Why couldn't the warlock get the witch pregnant?He had a Hollow-weenie.
>>214510912this guy was having homosexual buttsex with men
>>214516748Not only men, but women and children too. We need to ask his stance on sand.
I was bangin seven damn jocks
>>214510912Is that a lot? I don't speak degenerate
>>214510912based and winning pilled. i too love cocaine
I'm still so fucking pissed off that Israeli dude shot Charlie Sheen in the neck
>>214512967cocaine is the white mans drug, it often comes rocked up. he may be talking about crack but why would you buy crack when you can afford coke? fuck you this guy was based and named his jew boss, what have you ever done?
>>214513008did you take it while drinking? i need the edge off from booze to make coke feel good, and then it feels amazing
>>214513214I used to buy a quarter every Friday night. Dude would make a house call, no problems no stress. He never beat me and I never shorted him. Would binge until Monday or Tuesday, whenever I ran out, and start the cycle again Friday night. My nose would get so stuffed and bloody I'd have to snort nasal spray to be able to keep using.
>>214517732Dude, its such a shitty high. What the fuck are you even getting out of it at that point?
>>214515250Tommy Wiseau twice? I like the shamwow guy for this fight
>>214517750It was a compulsive sickness. All you want is to do more and more and more and if you have the means it definitely becomes more than just a party drug. I've been clean for two years.
Drugs are so fucking lame, this thread is full of fucking losers with no friends trying to get their pps hard for hours after snorting their lidocaine/motrin/meth/fentanyl mixture that some nig told them was fishscale
>>214517812Never bought drugs from a nigger. My cocaine plug was a clean cut young White guy. Didn't change the fact that he was selling poison and i was gobbling it up.
>>214511097bam margera
>>214517791One of them is James Franco wearing Cher's wig
I smoked weed one time
>>214519298Anon, that was not weed...
I got stood up for prom and watched two and a half men that whole evening. Charlie sheen holds a special place in my heart.
>>214519391
>>214510912Sheen on TV: movie star on drugs is manly rock n' roll FY!Sheen IRL: drugs are excuse for GAY SEX
>>214511163>Middle English war-lou, from Old English wærloga "traitor, liar, enemy, devil," from wær "faith, fidelity; a compact, agreement, covenant," from Proto-Germanic *wera- (source also of Old High German wara "truth," Old Norse varar "solemn promise, vow"). This is reconstructed to be from PIE root *were-o- "true, trustworthy.">The second element is an agent noun related to leogan "to lie" (see lie (v.1)). Compare Old English wordloga "deceiver, liar").The original primary sense seems to have been "oath-breaker;" it was given special application to the devil (c. 1000), but also used of giants and cannibals. The meaning "one in league with the devil" is recorded from c. 1300.
>>214510912RIP
>>214511097Never send a man to do a woman's job
