>Don't just stare at it, eat it
>>214510964Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot!
bones have nothing to eat
>>214510964>>214510992All they ever do is insult you
>>214510964>>214510992she looks like the type of girl to add me on tinder
>>214510992This but unironically
>>214510964You just know those lips are meaty
>>214511106I'll have the roast beef
I want zendaya to sit on my face and wrap her long legs around my head and squeeze.
>>214510964Ill pass
>>214511106Here's your sex symbol bro
>>214510964Dude imagine. Zendaya laying on her tummy. Peeling her panties off, spreading her legs. Grabbing her tight butt cheeks. Your thumb on the crease of her cheeks, your fingers gripping the rest of her cheeks. Slight spreads that accentuate the pink in her anus. You do this caressing until her vulva slightly parts and you can see how aroused her vagina is. Dude. Imagine that. Dude, I would love that. Eating her vagina and anus.
>>214510964>>214510992less than a year before she starts claiming she's a bisexual or lesbian
zendussy must taste like heaven
>>214511075been looking for this picture for years
>>214511106God she'd be so hot if she gained 50 pounds
>>214511153All caramel skinned women taste like honey and heaven
>>214510964I want to bash her face in with a sledgehammer
>/tv/ likes Zendaya nowsince fucking when?
>>214511233We've always like her
>>214511233since Euphoria
I'm not saying I would do it, because I'm straight, but if the other guy was black I would definitely consider it. For Zendaya.
>>214511106Does this actually turn people on? She looks like a 3rd world mutt
>>214511106>Mila Kunis if her mother enjoyed BBC
>don't look Tom..
>>214510964>not a single DP scenecool movie, tho
>>214510992>ywn have a cute zendaya/MaryJones cashier gf with selective amnesia about your existencebetter never to have been
>>214511264Nobody is attracted to YOU.
>>214511292Fuck…
>>214510992she don't even got a forehead she got a threehead like where is the rest of it lmaoooo
>>214511292This but in the 90s in the midwest somewhere
>>214511311what the fuck, man. you don't have to be so rude
>>214510964Brown pussy smells like burnt tires when horny
>>214511688what about white pussy?
>>214511644>YOU ARE WRONG LEONIDAS!
>>214511644
>>214511742This is a perfect 10 in america
>>214511644They purposely made her look ugly
>>214511698White pussy makes faint angel bell sounds and smells like fresh McDonald’s French fries. It’s the best.
>>214511843And what of white bussy?
>>214510964You could punch her skull in
>>214510964I found this movie funny, dramatic, and sexy.
>>214510964>paul don’t forget to get my wingstreet
>actually no, do not liberate my people, my oracle husband
>>214512063Smells like baked chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven and whistles when you kiss it.
>>214510964>internet darling Justin Kuritzkes (guy behind the potion seller video, among others) now makes high profile cuck movies>suspiciously his wife is also involved Guess you can't beat the neurotic jew genes after all
>>214512356>>214511742I love how chud "logic" is drawing crappy doodles or making obese photoshops of people they dont like and using it as proof for them being ugly.
>>214513077I love how you post this even though its a self-own. You continually fail to recognized that you are comparing Zendaya to a tornado.The bitch is hideous and there is nothing you can do about it KEK
>>214511148>pink in her anusyeah right. you just know that ass is dark as fuck
>>214513149you still would
>>214513149but some of my favorite internet anuses are brown..
>>214513149I'll be the judge of that
>>214511742she is looking good for a mutt, dont lie
>>214513377incorrect, this is an actual good looking mutt
>>214513077You need to grow a sense of humor and shut the fuck up.
other than her skin colour zendaya looks like a hwhite girl, see how good she looks as a blondeI prefer lupita who actually makes those black short dreads look hot as fuck and who has a spectacular ass
>>214510964
>>214510992Really miss when jews would at least let us see beautiful women on screen.
>>214513359chocolate?https://youtu.be/6O9Z4OB4L6M?si=Q2KBcgEHzXOAlkhA&t=13
Romans said that eating pussy was gayWhat about you
>>214513883I'm not Roman.
>>214513377Thats because she is the only mutt where face and body parts are white genes dominant
>>214514226would you fuck her?
>>214513883Romans sucked cock
>>214513467Explain what's funny about acting like a beautiful woman is ugly.
>>214514300>t. barbarian fucking shit
>>214514376All comedy is about subversion of expectation.
>>214514238Of course. What kind of question is that?
>>214510964I'd rather eat a girl's butt than her vagoo.
>>214514935Weird flex, bro.
>>214511106normally when people here say that girls look like thai ladyboys, theyre either trolling or just mad that a girl isnt fat because they themselves are shitskins, but this, this is something else.
>>214511075why does it need handles
>>214515021it can get hectic
>>214515069imagine the smell
I'll take Tom thank you
>>214511804You cant make her look pretty
>>214510964Sorry 'daya, you aren't hot enough to make me do gay shit with my brother.
>>214511106> Beefy and Queefy
>>214513359My sister thinks that all black women have purple pussys because thats kinda what the ones in porn looked like in the 90s and 2000s.She took my knowledge of porn and ran with it. She mentioned it even a few years ago.
>>214511804No her birth did that
Will she carry bros?
>>214513724Off topic fag spam. Fuck off
>>214515816good morning
>>214514935BASED
>>214514967There should be one where Apu has a gas mask connected straight to her anus.
>>214515766In what context are you having a conversation with your sister about black womens' pussies?
>>214517053anon asking the real questions
>>214515766Why did black women in porn have purple pussies in the 90s?Did they put something in the KFC?
>>214510964I wish she'd tell me that about her ass
>>214517053Do you not have sisters.You talk about shit.Hell when my one sister was like 18 i had a full blown conversation with her while she was in the shower and i was half in and half out of the shower.That wasnt when that convo happened. I remember having the convo but not what made me mention it. Everyone knew I was heavy into porn back in the day. Probably just saw a purple pussy in porn and was like hey sister did you know black bitches pussies are purple I've seen it in porn.I've also seen my one sister pierced tits she showed me them after one night of us and a few people going to the bar. I tried to grab but she slapped my hand out of the way.
>>214515766I wonder how many people she has told this.
>>214517477
>>214511158It's impossible, she probably has either thyroid gland or heart issues, hence her oddly slim physique.
>>214511252>WHITEMAXXING
>>214517502Do you think they preserved the moisture in true Dune fashion?
>>214513470She looks like some comes from another planet. I mean that as a compliment.
>>214510964Christ, what an ugly fucking goblin
>>214517508kek
>>214513470>>214517604What was wearing underwear that makes your butt look bigger
>>214517730*she was wearing
>>214517730>>214517916nice to see Zaawaadi got her white man in the end
>>214510964you morons made me think this was zendaya having some depraved threesome. it was literally a gay movie.
>>214511152her bf is gay
>>214517442.......
>>214511644>YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
>>214518910kek
I'm a gigantic racist, but...
>>214517502What happens if the posterior window gets fogged-up?
>>214519119It vents out the top, like an old-fashioned steam whistle.
>>214511281sex is so confusing to me. how do you know what to do next? where to touch next etc? im a 36 yo virgin so i dont think ill ever get to experience it at this point
>>214519413you read it on Wikipedia
>>214519413you either just go with whatever feels natural or read the instruction manual you got with your xbox
>>214519413If you make the first move (grope), she'll either be into it and give body language hints/not resist if you go a bit further, or she'll file assault charges (though not necessarily at that moment--you may need to try to become a public figure years later). If she makes the first move, it's fine, but you'll forever be (no pun) coming in 2nd place/beta, etc. At this juncture in your life, that probably doesn't matter and you should just take what you can get and raise cats or houseplants together.
>>214511311I am
>>214513077I think she's hot (outside of movies where they usually make her look like shit) and these pictures still crack me up.That's the culture of the board to edit pictures of celebrities to make them look sometimes subtly hideous and sometimes overtly hideous. Half of the time I can't tell if the images are real or not.
>>214519377
>>214510964>eat itNo. Never eaten a pussy. Never will. Simple as.
>>214511233Just shills that's all
>>214519413not being autistic helps
>>214519858vegetarian?
>>214519894Nope. Just not Chinese.
>>214519413Hookers and a lot of them, but even then I'm more like a primal beast even without my resume to back it up.Basically you have it or you artificially learn it, like art.Sex is a sport mixed with theater
>>214519894Nope. Just a virgin.
Kek! Imagine eating pussy. Who Fucking does that?
>>214519377Hot.
>>214510964Eat what?
>>214521241theres a carne asada burrito with fries in between her legs
>zoomers have to pretend mixed race goblinas are attractive
>>214511106This movie was astonishingly bad, I turned it off after 30 mins
>>214511148>pinkAnon...
>>214519858Filtered
>say you wont eat pussy>people get angrylmao
>>214521728You don't like Zendy?
>>214511106Hnnnng, flatter
>>214521392i could care less about colour unless its green or blue, then there is cause for concern
>>214511106When will Zendaya play young Michelle Obama to Michael B Jordans Barack?
>>214511233Zendaya hate has always been forced and heavily motivated by the Washington monument scene in spider man as if she wrote it herself.
>>214521979>i could care lessThen why don't you?
>>214522055tooo busy jacking off, all my brainpower is reserved
>>214513724ow! my fragile ego... destroyed...
>>214518616If he's gay why has he been talking about retiring once he has kids
>>214510964cute>>214510992nigger
>>214511356The anti anime
>>214511065a scammer?>>214513728indeed, in the jew vs jew wars hollywood has been conquered by the "bad jews" hence all the metoo retardation and ourguy Weinstein jailed plus Miramax kneecapped
>>214514300no those were the greeks>>214513883>Romans said that eating pussy was gayonly if she was over 15
>>214519413that's the cool thing anon, just touch wherever you wanti put my finger up a girls ass and she was into it until someone screamed and said that's not me and turned on the lights
>>214522308forgot pic
>>214522339i'magine being borned in the wrong time
>>214522317Kek
i don't mind going down on women but in my experience the non whites always don't clean well
>>214511252I see the appeal now
How does she do all of these movies where she fucks other men, but Tom does nothing. Like what movie has tom done where he interacts with another woman intimately. seems a little one sided.
>>214511106Vegan physique.
So ugly
>>214510964she was looking at 2 eager boys during this scene, so her telling them to eat it, is making me picture a specific act
Uhhh...g-guys???
>>214525721I like it
>>214517442I didnt do any of that with my sisters dude
>>214525721I actually like it as well. It'll never happen though, Fuller fucks it with every project he's ever had.
