*upgrades your press tour to kino*
>>214511750Why is her head so big? HGH?
>>214511750too sad that she can't act
>>214511750*upgrades your soft dick to hard*
>walled>nepobaby>not good at anything
>>214511750Interesting how her IRL rizz doesn’t translate to her performances at all.
>>214511797>walledare you gay?
>>214511871She was good in Splitsville which sadly wasn't promoted at all. It was a comedy and she had good one liners.
>>214511895he's probably a pedophile third worlder
>>214511927euro release is a few weeks away but that looks alright
>>214511750WP to you too
Here's your 22 year old virgin
>>214511750why does she look so fuckable?
>>214511750She's so EXTREMELY mid it actually almost makes her ugly.
>>214511750what did she mean with that gesture
>>214511750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ind-C_DoI
>>214511750do she like mexican
>>214513218food?
>>214513200She means okay
>>214513239I eat her
>>214513283she could be mean to me any day
Btw Lana Smalls looks just like her
>>214511750So you're not gonna say who this is I take it.
>>214511750It really is remarkable how, in interviews, she comes off so absolutely unintelligent and stupid, and charismatic and forgiveable. All the confidence and rizz of a nepobaby that grew up in a Hollywood bubble of riches and privilege, totally unselfaware of anything outside of that world except the inescapable fact of that people want to fuck you and you can use the power for your own benefit.
>>214513302No, you weirdos are tubby, hairy, stinky perpetual babies.
>>214513353Just like who?
>>214513196You're just a seething gay.
>>214513441Who?
nepo baby in zero good movies
>>214513527She was in The Social Network
>>214513353I know, stop making me want to jerk off again.
>>214511927>SplitsvilleHa, cuck, you accidentally mentioned the name of something she's in so I was able to find out that way.DAKOTA JOHNSON, EVERYONE. SHE'S DAKOTA JOHNSON.You mad? What the fuck you wanna do about it, BITCH? I guess you'll have to delete the thread now and kill yourself, faggot.
Next time you'll have to fucking talk in code if you're going to discuss someone like this, you stupid ass BITCH. Holy fuck you're pathetic as shit.
>>214513571>>214513608people that post threads without mentioning the name of the movies/show/actor should get permanent range bans, fucking faggots without an ounce of board courtesy
All this "she" "she" "she" "her" "she" shit from you fags just for someone to say it's DAKOTA JOHNSON.
>>214511750>WP
>>214511750a bit predatory sometimes
>>214513797Hamm is the big gay for cunnyblocking her
>>214513797what a chad
>>214513797Lucky ass kid
>>214513747It was nice watching social media lose their minds over this pic and realizing that Dakota is less of a fridge than Margot Robbie. Low bar to clear obviously, but still.
>>214513970>fridgeWhat country are you from? I've never her anybody call someone a "fridge" in my life.
>>214514075Kate Upton was the OG fridge
>>214513797This must be that Pedro Pascal anxiety I've heard so much about.
>>214513571>>214513608>>214513693>>214513697u mad, newfag? if you don’t recognize famous actors on a Television & Film board, just fuck off.
>>214513747bit revealing
I don‘t mean to be insulting, but Dakota looks like she‘d eat your ass without asking.
>>214513797Staged af like every other "interview" promo.
>>214514378She could just talk me to completion. One of the most pleasant, soft, smooth voices in the Hollywood history.
Pussy ass league
>>214511750>>214511797No ass nepobaby
>>214514213Not everybody browses here all the time.
>>214513693You tech illiterate newfags should get permanently banned.
>>214513353>rubber opera glovesWell, fuck me. New fetish unlocked, I guess...
>>214511871I worked for 10 years in movies and it's funny how you see actors who are super charming and cool in real life but once the cameras start they become wooden and shit. And of course the opposite happens too.
>>214511871>rizzShe has the demeanor of a dead cow
>>214513196I don't find her mid at all, Sydney Sweeney on the other hand I'd say fits your description.
>>214511750Literally perfectPretty but not cartoonishly soFeminine body but not outrageously curvy, fat, etcFunny and genuinely strange in the best way, absolutely mesmerizing in press stuff Probably plays Everybody’s/Hot Shots GolfSmells nice Nepo money so you’re never gonna be broke
>>214511750>>214513169>>214513283>>214513535>>214513747How do I fuck a woman such as this?
>>214511750>Coldplayed
>>214511750she's a terrible actress
>>214513697Yeah I had no idea who this lady was It's not my fault that Hollywood doesn't make stars anymore
>>214513747Don Johnson made THAT?
>>214513797kek the xitter roastie editing makes it look like a big deal when they were all joking in that interview
