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Anonymous

09/14/25(Sun)12:56:04 No.214511925

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Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)12:56:04 No.214511925 Archived

>Yes I used to be in the special forces and have over 5000 confirmed kills
>I also went to the moon in a secret mission and killed Hitler myself

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)12:57:23 No.214511947

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)12:57:23 No.214511947

How'd he kill Hitler on the moon if Hitler was in Argentina?

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)12:58:32 No.214511962

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)12:58:32 No.214511962

>No director that's not the sound of a gay sex orgasm, I know about that personally.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)12:58:41 No.214511964

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)12:58:41 No.214511964

>>214511925
bow ties look so ugly and gay. why do men wear them?

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)12:58:57 No.214511968

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)12:58:57 No.214511968

>>214511947
clones or time travel or both.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)12:59:24 No.214511975

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)12:59:24 No.214511975

>>214511947
argentina assisted the nazis recover the ancient astronaut technology in new swabia and hitler gave them a secret space program for help meeting the clockwork elves

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:00:01 No.214511980

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:00:01 No.214511980

>>214511947
Hekilled him FROM the moon

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:00:05 No.214511983

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:00:05 No.214511983

>>214511947
Luna, Argentina

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:00:21 No.214511989

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:00:21 No.214511989

>>214511925
Actors could just say any old bullshit back in the day and people would just nod and believe it. If every actor born 1910-1930 was telling the truth about their WW2 exploits there'd be 250m dead Germans scattered across French fields.

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:01:06 No.214512007

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:01:06 No.214512007

Wow! You're so cool! You should be an actor!

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:03:24 No.214512059

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:03:24 No.214512059

>>214511989
Isn't it true that Arnold got the US with only 1 dollar and made it there?!

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:03:34 No.214512065

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:03:34 No.214512065

>come to Finland to fight in the war
>it's too cold and you can't ski so they just send you back home

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:08:17 No.214512148

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:08:17 No.214512148

cool it doodoo

Anonymous
09/14/25(Sun)13:25:24 No.214512431

Anonymous 09/14/25(Sun)13:25:24 No.214512431

>>214512065
But that's not really what happened