Watched this last night for the first time ever. It was pretty good. I liked the sheriff and his wife. I didnt like that they don't show how he got found or how he escaped from the house. his legs were still all fucked up.
So how do you get out of this, /tv/? Bear in mind that your legs are ding dang diddly doodled.
>>214512174Kick her in the fucking cunt and 360 the fuck outta there
james caan is one of the worst actors I've ever seen
Saw this when I was like 11 around the time dad was showing me many Stephen King adapts. Him cracking her in the fave was heroic
Kathy Bates is oddly attractive to me.
>>214512004Why didn't he make love to her to gain her trust and then strangle her
>>214512337She was a chunga, they have protective neck fat
>>214512302she has that hot strict nun vibe " Oh Mark, you haven't been milked in a long time you must be real backed up down there"
>>214512302wtf
>>214512174I would have fucked her to death.
watch this next
>>214512004>how he got found or how he escaped from the house. his legs were still all fucked upThey probably found him when then searched for the dead sheriff.
>>214512004>I liked the sheriffRichard Farnsworth. now watch The Straight Story and The Grey Fox
>>214512302For me, is the oink sounds
>>214512490It's not as unusual as you think I was the same
nobody would remember this movie if not for the leg scene
>>214514337Straight Story is evidence A Lynch is a great director even if he's not making weird dream shit
>>214512004When a sheriff goes missing it tends to sound off a few alarms, and when he told his wife where he was going and drove his vehicle and left it there it probably wasn't that long before he was found. Tldnr: op is a retard as usual
i always wanted to do this movie to an injured david lynch i discoverd and saved on a snowy road... and i would make him explain inland empire to me while we cuddled in bed as he recovered
>>214516434yeah, and Elephant Man.I like his other stuff, too, though
what an awful spoilerific cover you're not supposed to know offhand that she's a nut
>>214514337And Highway to Hell 1991
>>214512302Watch About Schmidt
>>214512174>ding dang diddly doodledNot me, I'd have bounced long before she strapped me to that fucking bed.
What he needed to do was wait for her to get close enough, pull her hair so she jerks even closer to him, get her in a choke hold and hold on for dear life.
>>214512267he was good in Thief
>>214512004In the book she kills a rat and licks its blood off her hands, rides over a cop with a riding lawnmower, and chooa off Paul's feet with an ax and cauterizes with a blowtorch. The movie is great but the book is so much better. Also you get to read excerpts from the new Misery novel which are highly entertaining in their own right. Read the book!
>>214517605*chops
My favorite part is the many close-ups director Rob Reiner included of the monstrous villain's cross necklace. No agenda, though.
>>214517605>read Stephen KingI'll pass on that
>>214512004I read the book before watching the movie. Movie is damn good, book is better and much scarier.
>>214518096Not a good move anon. Read some of his works, not all of them.
