When I was a newfag, I defended this board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to janny, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, janny. Please listen as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a hot-pocket-sodden, porn-addled wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt while working eighteen hours a day. You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction. You are /tv/'s Helen of Troy. It is regrettable, then, that you will never be a woman.
Cleo
