Blonde queens mog brunette bitches without even trying
>>214514210It's shit, but it's so shit it fun. Watched with friends an some brewskis.
>>214514210Not even for Hawkgirl
>>214514210If only they dressed like that in the movie. >meanwhile
No.It looks like a direct-to-vhs low budget movie since the very first 5 minutes, I pirated it and dropped it at that time point and deleted the file afterwards.
What was the point of doing a story set in the past when the main character character's whole thing is being old woman psychic and another is a divorced single mother?
>>214514276Much like when Didney shoved DafDaf into Jedi robes.
>>214514276>>214514210Ah yes, one of my least favorite IRL tropes. >Actress refuses to dress sexy in movie, but dresses like a whore on the red carpet.
>>214514210I'm not watching the Pepsi commercial.
>>214514344Sydney and Dakota of all people, have never 'refused to dress sexy in a movie.'
>>214514276She looks better here tho
>>214514210more like Fat-Can Boob!
>>214514344>ah yesgo back
>>214514391Agreed. They aren’t the ones in control.
>>214514276>>214514210its just so stupid. i think when they cast them, there's an understanding, but then you have people (probably women) in the writing and wardrobe departments dont get what theyre doing and cockblock the production and nobody dares to spell it out for them... its just so stupid, cause you could easily make a bunch of money, literally millions and millions of dollars, but you dont. and its not like it was some artsy drama movie. its a spiderwoman movie. and you cast Sydney Sweeney and Isabela Moner.im genuinely irate by their stupidity and the amount of money they threw away.
>>214514344shut up retard
>>214514276Imagine having a gf like this and when she gets to the bedroom she evolves into the syd we know and love. That would be cool
>>214514432What were they thinking?
>>214514538The hubris of thinking that history and "social progress" is linear.
>>214514228Wrong. Brunette looks better on pale women aka white women
>>214514516Sounds like you need to take some meds my good buy
I rewatch the trailer every now and then. It's legitimately some of the best unintentional comedy of the last decade.
>>214514538>If we also get little girls to put their money to Star Wars like Disney Princesses, we will get really rich!But they failed to understand why people liked Star Wars to begin with.
>>214514584Her character cheated on him in this film, correct?
>>214514210No.
>>214514577She was so fucking hot in this movie
>>214514628yeah, the infamous sex scene is from the perspective of the black cuck watching her having sex with the neighbor
>>214514432there is a lot of female force on the second bitch
>>214514767Is the movie as incoherent as the Wikipedia page makes it sound?
>>214514767where is her ass?
>>214514210more like madame webm
>>214514767>infamous Yes, truly disgraceful, vile scene.
So is the Julia in the source material good or nah?
>>214514210so now its impossible for booba-chan to play Felicia
>>214515054Spider-Gwen and Kate Bishop are played by the same person, and in the MCU there are people who doubled up on roles already so it is probably fine if she dyes her hair a different color.
>>214514838nigger
>>214515121right i forgot about the fucking multiverse now with Tony Sark becoming dr Doom
All women are starting to look so generic.Maybe it's the food or water or something.Not a single interesting/unique looking one these days.
>>214514210How do you fuck up the chance to make a movie with Isabella Moner and Sydney "Cum all over me" Sweeney, and have them in skin-tight body suits for the whole movie?Jesus Christ this movie could have made $2 BILLION. Are they fucking retarded?
>>214515258>is sony retardedyes.
>>214514210is there a parody porn yet?
>>214515784She looks fat here.
>>214515803No she doesn't.
>>214515882No she doesn't.
>>214514228Dakota is a natural blonde and Syd is a natural brunette btw. I think they both made the right choice to switch hair colors.
>>214515698Hnnng
Moner boner
>>214514817The plot is Sydney Sweeney and her nigger boyfriend are part of an elaborate art prank that's meant to drive them both to suicide.
>>214514210
>>214517211Edited for clarity
>>214514584I love that aggressive, hungry smile with a glint in the eyes a woman does when she is really turned on. Sweeney does a good job of portraying that.
>>214514415>go back
>>214515692sex
>>214514210Both would make your life miserable.
I have Sweeney fatigue
>>214514210shame about the face on the skank on the right
>>214514577The best she ever looked in anything she was in.
>>214514372Dakota Johnson looks 60 and 40 at the same time.
>>214518764OW! MY FRAGILE EGO!!!!
>>214514210hot
Moner mogs in this movie
>>214520410Disagree, Moner is the political one, who changed her name to Merced to deny the white half of her heritage, and who likes wokescolding and plays at being a lesbian. Dakota and Sydney are about as fun as Hwood actresses get.
>>214523523Sydney is almost certainly the most boring person alive in person
>>214523567Pharmacy not get your estrogen prescription on time and you're in a mood?
>>214523523>AN ACTRESS CHANGED HER NAAAAME!!!You really are the most sensitive people on Earth.
>>214523599>how dare you not worship my waifu!?
>>214514210I did. I remember it now. It's crazy. It's a crazy movie. I don't understand why they made it.
>>214514838On my face
>>214514210It's so easy to trigger the fanboys of fat Mexican Maisie Williams. The Stacies without the whiny politicking will always be superior choices
Madame Web is a fun movie people acting like it's Catwoman level of bad.
>>214514210I watched that one camrip stream on Twitch. Should tell you how little Sony thought of their movie that it was left up for nearly 2 full days
>he actually resorted to the coward non-reply
>>214514276>Here's that ugly nerd girl I was telling ya' about
>>214515054>>214514210Sydney was literally born to play as Felicia Hardy.
>>214518764I saw she liked a recent Hasan Piker video. My attraction for her went from a 10 to a 9.8
>>214524785I would pay to watch Hasan bench press Moner.
>>214514210No. Just post the webms of these chicks. Watching the whole movie is a waste of time. I like Sydney and her Tits but I've never watched anything with her in it. Webms are all we need.
>>214525612>Syd's Absolute Territory
>>214525612Sydney's perfect ass.
Imagine how much better this movie would have been if the black chick had been played by Amandla Stenberg.
>>214525703This girl's body activates a truly primal need to father as many children as possible.
>>214525729That would have been three 10s
>>214525744What a little sexpot.
>>214523840>Mexican Maisie Williams
>>214517769The fuck? That's literally assault
>>214526024I don't get it.
>>214523840Maisie is a /tv/ waifu so how is looking like her supposed to be a bad thing?
>>214514210>Watch Madame WebHonestly, this is a hell of a lot more refreshing than the usual contrarian corporate shilling, leading with some rude statement about them, trying to get people angry enough to click on the thread.
Why?
>>214514319"I'll bet you we can take one of the hottest young starlets to come along in years, pre-loaded with nerd culture popularity, and put her in the premier nerd franchise, and bungle it so badly it flops anyway.""You're on! The usual bet?""Of course."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5G7pTt7DY
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>>214514460Imagine going naked as a woman on stage, and still being less sexy than the pne that is fully clothed.
>>214514228>implying its sydney's "hair"
>>214527296
>>214517769Imagine
>>214514228Both have light eyes, but I like pale skin and dark hair more, and Dakota, despite being older, has prettier face. Sweeney only has tits.
>>214514577yes, the litegoth looks is the best
>>214514344She looks like such a nasty girl.
>>214514210Sex appeal doesn't sell an entertainment product on its own, but when they aggressively uglify or desexualize the women or avoid casting women who men actually want to look at, it makes men not want to watch. Especially if the women are prominent and the genre is obviously fertile for sexy costumes and camera angles. When you have a female protagonist in a naturally male-oriented genre, you're already pushing a stone uphill, but when you do this, that slope becomes 90 degrees and you're just laying there with a boulder on top of you.I don't think that Sweeney could save the M-She-U, but they probably could have gotten a few more views on streaming if they didn't do this to her.
>>214514584do women really do this?
>>214514838behind her hips
>>214528294This isn't an MCU movie
>>214529610Call it whatever you want, so long as you call it Marvel.Regardless of whatever some delusional executive might think, the natural audience for Marvel is not a combination of 60 year cat moms, blue haired landwhales with noserings, and unironic fags with less testosterone than your grandma. The target audience is guys. You won't even get the periphery audience of female social viewers if the men don't want to see the movie or watch the show.That also means that they need to hire people who understand and respect that male audience to handle projects. If they don't understand the audience, or worse, look on the audience with contempt, that'll come through in the end product. That's also why it's not enough to just tell them to shut up on social media and press tours. They need to not be in charge. They could probably make bank if they made their firings a PPV stream. That's how much they've alienated their natural audience.
>>214515692Hottie!
>>214525612They would get kicked out of any waffle house immediately.
>>214526712Failed meme, sorry
I love when blondes look so much better brunette
>>214514228sweeneythot = blue collar tierdakota = white collar tier
>>214531086>I love when blondes look so much better brunetteU wot m8?
